THE THREAD!!!

[pasternakski]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
The unmarried part spends their time complaining about how the good ones are all taken. N'est pas? [:D]

C'est pas non, mon ami. Back in my retirement days on Crete, I was working in the yard when a couple of - let's say "near-matronly" women strolled up. The uglier and fatter of the two asked me (in Greek, of course) if I had a wife. I told her I didn't. So, she went on to ask, "Are you looking for one?"

I guess she didn't really care whether I was a "good one," only that I might be one;.

[pasternakski]

oh, goody, a new page for me, here, let me do the "Yuri Sticky Wet Dance."

[Onime No Kyo]

[:D]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2010/03 ... looks.html

[pasternakski]

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

I learned when i was 16 though it remains a hard task, especially with having to avoid hitting all the stupid pedetrians walking on the back up roads that bracket most of our major roadways in urban and suburban areas.

Back in Ioway where I grew up and started aiming (I learned to drive much later), you scored points for hitting pedestrians. One of the admired feats, for example, was for the driver to get close enough to a pedestrian that the shotgun rider could nail him or her with the car door.

Points were subtracted, of course, for elderly or infirm targets.

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: pasternakski

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
The unmarried part spends their time complaining about how the good ones are all taken. N'est pas? [:D]

C'est pas non, mon ami. Back in my retirement days on Crete, I was working in the yard when a couple of - let's say "near-matronly" women strolled up. The uglier and fatter of the two asked me (in Greek, of course) if I had a wife. I told her I didn't. So, she went on to ask, "Are you looking for one?"

I guess she didn't really care whether I was a "good one," only that I might be one;.

If I may offer a hypothesis, perhaps she had spent so much time complaining about one, that she just needed a break to do the other.

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: pasternakski

oh, goody, a new page for me, here, let me do the "Yuri Sticky Wet Dance."

Feels great, dont it? [:D]

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: pasternakski

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

I learned when i was 16 though it remains a hard task, especially with having to avoid hitting all the stupid pedetrians walking on the back up roads that bracket most of our major roadways in urban and suburban areas.

Back in Ioway where I grew up and started aiming (I learned to drive much later), you scored points for hitting pedestrians. One of the admired feats, for example, was for the driver to get close enough to a pedestrian that the shotgun rider could nail him or her with the car door.

Points were subtracted, of course, for elderly or infirm targets.

And here I though that was just an old joke.

[pasternakski]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
If I may offer a hypothesis, perhaps she had spent so much time complaining about one, that she just needed a break to do the other.

You mean - she mighta wanted to FOOL AROUND ON THE SIDE? Hmmm. Interesting concept. Never ran across THAT one before...

[pasternakski]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
And here I though that was just an old joke.

Could be, but a lot of us old jokes have considerable staying power...

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: pasternakski

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
If I may offer a hypothesis, perhaps she had spent so much time complaining about one, that she just needed a break to do the other.

You mean - she mighta wanted to FOOL AROUND ON THE SIDE? Hmmm. Interesting concept. Never ran across THAT one before...

I know it comes as a shock.

[Nikademus]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: pasternakski

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

I learned when i was 16 though it remains a hard task, especially with having to avoid hitting all the stupid pedetrians walking on the back up roads that bracket most of our major roadways in urban and suburban areas.

Back in Ioway where I grew up and started aiming (I learned to drive much later), you scored points for hitting pedestrians. One of the admired feats, for example, was for the driver to get close enough to a pedestrian that the shotgun rider could nail him or her with the car door.

Points were subtracted, of course, for elderly or infirm targets.

And here I though that was just an old joke.

no, you get extra points for the infirm and wheelchair bound.

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: pasternakski

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
And here I though that was just an old joke.

Could be, but a lot of us old jokes have considerable staying power...

To be exact, an old Russian joke, about a Chukcha. Lets see how far your knowledge of Russian culture goes. [:)]

[pasternakski]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
You mean - she mighta wanted to FOOL AROUND ON THE SIDE? Hmmm. Interesting concept. Never ran across THAT one before...

I know it comes as a shock.
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Good job on the SLR, Yuri. I missed it...

[Grollub]

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: pasternakski



Back in Ioway where I grew up and started aiming (I learned to drive much later), you scored points for hitting pedestrians. One of the admired feats, for example, was for the driver to get close enough to a pedestrian that the shotgun rider could nail him or her with the car door.

Points were subtracted, of course, for elderly or infirm targets.

And here I though that was just an old joke.

no, you get extra points for the infirm and wheelchair bound.

Not to mention grumpy old geezers ... [:'(]

[Onime No Kyo]

Damned LOG. [:@]

[Nikademus]

darned tootin!

[Mynok]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

Or at least certain parts of her anatomy![:)]

I understand she does have some outstanding features. I suppose it proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that Vulcans are, in fact, mammals.

Her most outstanding feature, of course, was that she knew how to keep her mouth shut. [:'(]

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: Grollub


Not to mention grumpy old geezers ... [:'(]

Are you saying Steve is a prime target?[:D]

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: Mynok

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

Or at least certain parts of her anatomy![:)]

I understand she does have some outstanding features. I suppose it proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that Vulcans are, in fact, mammals.

Her most outstanding feature, of course, was that she knew how to keep her mouth shut. [:'(]

Which proves that she certainly was not a human female.

[Grollub]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: Grollub


Not to mention grumpy old geezers ... [:'(]

Are you saying Steve is a prime target?[:D]