THE THREAD!!!

[AW1Steve]

ORIGINAL: Terminus

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Cheer up T! Is it really that bad?[&:]

[AW1Steve]

Well, I'm still an idiot. Despite much playing around with it, still can't get my sig banner to work. DESPITE Dixie's kind help.[:o][8|]

[Dixie]

That's because you've not got the full image address between the tags mate [:)]

[Onime No Kyo]

Post work tithe.

[DuckofTindalos]

ORIGINAL: Dixie

That's because you've not got the full image address between the tags mate [:)]

Actually, it's because he's got two closed tags, instead of an open and a closed tag. Steve, remove the slash from the first tag.

[AW1Steve]

ORIGINAL: Terminus

ORIGINAL: Dixie

That's because you've not got the full image address between the tags mate [:)]

Actually, it's because he's got two closed tags, instead of an open and a closed tag. Steve, remove the slash from the first tag.

Many thanks Kristan![&o] Are things going better for you now?[&:]

[AW1Steve]

To T and Dixie [&o][&o][&o][&o][&o][&o]

Note to self: it's always the small , little things. I just nearly returned my new home theatre system cause the ^^&&**&^@#$ thing kept dying after a few hours. A very bright young man at Bose thought of having me look under the power supply for a very tiny little switch. Which was set for European current! [8|]

[BrucePowers]

Since last night went so well..................[:D]

[BrucePowers]

An 82-year-old man went in to have his annual
physical. Afterwards, the doctor gave the man a
jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back
a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the old man reappeared at the
doctor's office and gave him the jar which was
as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked him why the jar was empty and
the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first
I tried with my right hand, but nothing -- then I
tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with
her right hand, then with her left -- still nothing.
She tried with her mouth -- first with the teeth in,
then with her teeth out, still nothing.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next door,
and she tried too, first with both hands, then an
armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between
her knees, but still nothing.....'

The doctor was shocked!
"You asked your neighbor?"

"Yep replied the old man,

None of us could get that darn jar open."

[Grollub]

[Grollub]

G'night gents [>:][>:][>:]

[Grollub]

Hey, page 922 don't look as pristine as Simon promised! [:'(]

[BrucePowers]

[:D][:D]

[scott64]

12 American Towns and their claim to fame. [:D][X(]

The Lost Luggage Capital of the World: Scottsboro, Alabama
The Fire Hydrant Capital of the World: Albertville, Alabama
The Rolle Bolle Capital of the World: Ghent, Minnesota
The Fruitcake Capital of the World: Claxton, Georgia
The Cowboy Capital of the World: Bandera, Texas
The Honeymoon Capital of the World: Niagara Falls
Cow Chip Throwing Capital of the World: Beaver, Oklahoma
The Halloween Capital of the World: Anoka, Minnesota
The Jell-O Capital of the World: Le Roy, New York
The Earmuff Capital of the World: Farmington, Maine
The Carpet Capital of the World: Dalton, Georgia
Ice Cream Capital of the World: Le Mars, Iowa

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: scott1964

12 American Towns and their claim to fame. [:D][X(]

The Lost Luggage Capital of the World: Scottsboro, Alabama
The Fire Hydrant Capital of the World: Albertville, Alabama
The Rolle Bolle Capital of the World: Ghent, Minnesota
The Fruitcake Capital of the World: Claxton, Georgia
The Cowboy Capital of the World: Bandera, Texas
The Honeymoon Capital of the World: Niagara Falls
Cow Chip Throwing Capital of the World: Beaver, Oklahoma
The Halloween Capital of the World: Anoka, Minnesota
The Jell-O Capital of the World: Le Roy, New York
The Earmuff Capital of the World: Farmington, Maine
The Carpet Capital of the World: Dalton, Georgia
Ice Cream Capital of the World: Le Mars, Iowa

Woot Minnesota! Heavily represented in the CTF listings! [&o]

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

An 82-year-old man went in to have his annual
physical. Afterwards, the doctor gave the man a
jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back
a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the old man reappeared at the
doctor's office and gave him the jar which was
as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked him why the jar was empty and
the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first
I tried with my right hand, but nothing -- then I
tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with
her right hand, then with her left -- still nothing.
She tried with her mouth -- first with the teeth in,
then with her teeth out, still nothing.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next door,
and she tried too, first with both hands, then an
armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between
her knees, but still nothing.....'

The doctor was shocked!
"You asked your neighbor?"

"Yep replied the old man,

None of us could get that darn jar open."

Nothing but putrid filth. Atta boy, Bruce. [&o]

[Apollo11]

Hi all,

Good morning!


Leo "Apollo11"

[comte]

I'm back on the inter-web good morning from Holbrook

[gladiatt]

Hello Guys

[Dixie]

ORIGINAL: gladiatt


Hello Guys

Bonjour! How are you Eric? It's been a while since we've crossed paths. How is Claire doing now?