So, One Day...

[pws1225]

... the private quarters of Admiral Halsey aboard the Enterprise. The situation, although obviously quite delicate, was discretely reported in ...

[BrucePowers]

Variety Magazine. Hedda Hopper reported the whole affair on page 1 because she knew...

[Canoerebel]

...a ferret in the bush was worth two in the hands. She also knew one should never look a gift ferret in the mouth, for it quite possibly might....

[Cap Mandrake]

give away the secret recipe to Admiral Halsey's miracle skin moisturizer and marital lubricant which he hope to market to.....

[jeffk3510]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

give away the secret recipe to Admiral Halsey's miracle skin moisturizer and marital lubricant which he hope to market to.....

to all movie goers.. but Robert Mitchum wouldn't sign off on it because..

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: jeffk3510

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

give away the secret recipe to Admiral Halsey's miracle skin moisturizer and marital lubricant which he hope to market to.....

to all movie goers.. but Robert Mitchum wouldn't sign off on it because..

...it gave him a terrible rash about the time he was auditioning for a role in the movie "Midway". The producers used this unfortunate happenstance to everyone's benefit. Additionally, casting picked up on another serendipidous role for...

[Cap Mandrake]

Erik Estrada, who, haven fallen on hard times after CHiPs fell out of syndication, was working as a caterer on the set, serving burritos, when, serendiptiously, word came down from Legal that they needed more Hispanic characters in the film. On the spot, he was cast as "Chili bean" Ramos and the script was rewritten to allow......

[Kwik E Mart]

the long lost love child of victor sen yung to get the role of Jump-Around-Sing, an asian man-servent turned hip-hop artist who wrote the deliriously popular diddy, "@&*# Your White Shirts, Mr. Cartwright" and the follow on single...

[Cap Mandrake]

"Cartright Boys Not Bareback Riders Dat Hop Sing" which became a tremendous crossover Asian Contemporary/Hip Hop hit but did cause some friction with Notorious, who.....

[Canoerebel]

hailed from Nantucket, and also knew this crazy Irish guy named Nemo who claimed that by optimal use of the Lawn Chair Principles, Bulgarian armor could have overrun Russia, messing with Stalin's OODA cycle, thus prompting him to tweeze away his mustache, one hair at a time.  Of course, this contention was disputed, because we all know that Nemo once quaffed a pint of.....

[LST Express]

Kentucky moonshine in hopes of learning the boot scootin boogie for the entertainment.....

[Chickenboy]

...alas this Kentucky moonshine was not 'revenuer' approved, and the methanol caused blindness in the drinker. Thus quoth the imbiber, saying, "There are none that are so blind as...

[Canoerebel]

"...him who waketh up to cast his gaze upon the supine (not "sublime," mind your) form of Phyllis Diller."  It came as a shock to the community that Admiral Nimitz had been infatuated for so many years with Diller, about whom he once said, "Love is a many...

[Cap Mandrake]

microbe thing, although most can be treated with 1 gram of Rocephin and .....

[Chickenboy]

...a dallop of bourbon and a pinch of snuff, between the cheek and...

[LST Express]

gum of Ms. Diller standing over yonder by that methane cloud....

[vettim89]

Tommy Chong who had just arrive in the ultimate "green vehicle", a delivery truck formed completely from.....

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: vettim89

Tommy Chong who had just arrive in the ultimate "green vehicle", a delivery truck formed completely from.....

...bong residue, hopes and dreams. He carried the day's newspaper into the business office of the local SCPA. Its headlined blazed with the pronouncement that...

[Cap Mandrake]

read......."June 28, 1942: Little Yellow Bastards Repulsed at Fortress Palembang: Japs Respond with 490 mph Jet Fighter Equipped with......."

[crsutton]

cup holders...big enough to hold a "Big Gulp" allowing the Nips to fly all the way from Batavia to Madras without ever having to....