1000 posts help-12yr anniversary

[warspite1]

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WOW. But just one thing - who the hell are they??

Warspite1

You gotta be kiddin me??????

A little bell is dinging in my brain, but that brain is so huge the meaning is lost...help.

Warspite1

Quite simply one of the funniest films of all time. The follow-up was not too bad either.

[warspite1]

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Warspite1

You gotta be kiddin me??????

A little bell is dinging in my brain, but that brain is so huge the meaning is lost...help.

Dr Rumack

AIRPLANE AIRPLANE AIRPLANE!!!!!!!!

Warspite1

Yes indeedy!!!

[warspite1]

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A little bell is dinging in my brain, but that brain is so huge the meaning is lost...help.

Dr Rumack

AIRPLANE AIRPLANE AIRPLANE!!!!!!!!

Warspite1

Yes indeedy!!!

Warspite1

Steiner, I've been meaning to ask; have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

[parusski]

Steiner, I've been meaning to ask; have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Yes, in 1970. I was caught smuggling Turkish Peanut Brittle out of Turkey. It was a dark and stormy night...

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: parusski

Steiner, I've been meaning to ask; have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Yes, in 1970. I was caught smuggling Turkish Peanut Brittle out of Turkey. It was a dark and stormy night...

Warspite1

Thanks Snoopy

Well that's my lot, just the 2 hours after I should have gone to bed - Corporal Steiner you have been great as ever. Don't forget, if you find out the time, get the smoke signals started. I have taken a leaf out of Elizabeth I's book and set up a chain of look-outs in boats all across the Atlantic. Each has a beacon that can be lit when they see the signal.

Good luck, we're all counting on you.

[parusski]

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Steiner, I've been meaning to ask; have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Yes, in 1970. I was caught smuggling Turkish Peanut Brittle out of Turkey. It was a dark and stormy night...

Warspite1

Thanks Snoopy

Well that's my lot, just the 2 hours after I should have gone to bed - Corporal Steiner you have been great as ever. Don't forget, if you find out the time, get the smoke signals started. I have taken a leaf out of Elizabeth I's book and set up a chain of look-outs in boats all across the Atlantic. Each has a beacon that can be lit when they see the signal.

Good luck, we're all counting on you.

Any time Mr. B Adder.

Heap big fire already burning.

[sabre1]

You know all this "time" you two are spending together, I don't know, but somthun, just don't feel right. [:'(]

[parusski]

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You know all this "time" you two are spending together, I don't know, but somthun, just don't feel right. [:'(]

LOL. I wondered when we would be gossiped about. [:D]

You might think that we are engaged in some top secret plot, involving coded messages.

[warspite1]

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You know all this "time" you two are spending together, I don't know, but somthun, just don't feel right. [:'(]

Warspite1

Well it would be nice if others joined in, but sadly with the exception of Orm, no one seems to want to get on the banter bus. Oh well....

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: parusski

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Yes, in 1970. I was caught smuggling Turkish Peanut Brittle out of Turkey. It was a dark and stormy night...

Warspite1

Thanks Snoopy

Well that's my lot, just the 2 hours after I should have gone to bed - Corporal Steiner you have been great as ever. Don't forget, if you find out the time, get the smoke signals started. I have taken a leaf out of Elizabeth I's book and set up a chain of look-outs in boats all across the Atlantic. Each has a beacon that can be lit when they see the signal.

Good luck, we're all counting on you.

Any time Mr. B Adder.

Heap big fire already burning.

Warspite1

Well something went wrong - I didn't get any message. So I am still wondering - what is the time??? and why am I posting this quetion on this thread?

[parusski]

Well something went wrong - I didn't get any message. So I am still wondering - what is the time??? and why am I posting this quetion on this thread?

Why indeed? I know you have to much integrity to inflate post counts.

[warspite1]

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Well something went wrong - I didn't get any message. So I am still wondering - what is the time??? and why am I posting this quetion on this thread?

Why indeed? I know you have to much integrity to inflate post counts.

Warspite1

More importantly, what's a quetion?

[parusski]

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Well something went wrong - I didn't get any message. So I am still wondering - what is the time??? and why am I posting this quetion on this thread?

Why indeed? I know you have to much integrity to inflate post counts.

Warspite1

More importantly, what's a quetion?

quetion

"Quetion" does not exist

[warspite1]

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Why indeed? I know you have to much integrity to inflate post counts.

Warspite1

More importantly, what's a quetion?

quetion

"Quetion" does not exist

Warspite1

Yes, actually it does. But what is a Quetion? Is it:

A) A town in French Canada
B) A vital part of a Flangebracket - which is the machine used to make Brazilian Peanut Brittle
C) The word question, accidentally spelt without the S by Warspite1

Answers on a postcard - please attach a cheque for £50 entrance fee to the quiz.

[parusski]

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Warspite1

More importantly, what's a quetion?

quetion

"Quetion" does not exist

Warspite1

Yes, actually it does. But what is a Quetion? Is it:

A) A town in French Canada
B) A vital part of a Flangebracket - which is the machine used to make Brazilian Peanut Brittle
C) The word question, accidentally spelt without the S by Warspite1

Answers on a postcard - please attach a cheque for £50 entrance fee to the quiz.

I really thought as much. But I was waiting for you to see the error of your ways.

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: parusski

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"Quetion" does not exist

Warspite1

Yes, actually it does. But what is a Quetion? Is it:

A) A town in French Canada
B) A vital part of a Flangebracket - which is the machine used to make Brazilian Peanut Brittle
C) The word question, accidentally spelt without the S by Warspite1

Answers on a postcard - please attach a cheque for £50 entrance fee to the quiz.

I really thought as much. But I was waiting for you to see the error of your ways.

Warspite1

So your going for C? Oh dear.....

[parusski]

C?

Извините??(i-zvi-nee-tye)

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: parusski

C?

Извините??(i-zvi-nee-tye)

Warspite1

Que?

[parusski]

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C?

Извините??(i-zvi-nee-tye)

Warspite1

Que?

I did not follow the BPB induced "So your going for C? Oh dear..... "

The obvious answer is B

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: parusski

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Извините??(i-zvi-nee-tye)

Warspite1

Que?

I did not follow the BPB induced "So your going for C? Oh dear..... "

The obvious answer is B

Warspite1

There was no BPB inducement - you said I was waiting for you to see the error of your ways - ergo and theretofore - I deduced that you were saying C was correct i.e. I had simply spelt Question incorrectly.

As to your latest answer. How could you of all people not know that??

From the fourth part of Ambroses' 1997 Trilogy: How to make Brazilian Peanut Brittle:

"The most common way to make Peanut Brittle is to stick the Peanut and Brittle composite into a Flangebracket. However, this machine requires a Fletion, a vital part that makes the wheels on the Flangebracket go around. As the Fletion is made from Peanut Brittle, a lack of forward planning in the summer of 1939 meant that so much Peanut Brittle was sold, that there was insufficient Peanut Brittle available to make the Fletions; which in turn meant the Flangebracket was unworkable; which of course meant that they couldn't make the Peanut Brittle. This incident led to the great Peanut Brittle shortage of 1939, and many people believe that this was the catalyst for the outbreak of World War II".

So the answer is not B.

I know what you're thinking. "Did I have two guesses or only one? Do I have another £50 to blow on trying Answer A - or could the answer still be C" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as I am holding in my hand a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?