Jess and Goblin, Please Witness

Irinami · Post by **Irinami** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 5:39 pm

There are times when a man has to take a stand... and this is one of them. The Katz have overwhelming superiority in the field of armor combat. They were purpose-built by the major industrial giant in the field, and blessed with some of the best crews in history. The title of Katz Lover would be an honour.

There are things higher than power in this existence. There is the good fight, the noble cause, and there most certainly is the just war. There is pride in your nation, knowledge that the land who claims Texas and Detroit shall ever be victorious over the land that for some God-only-knows reason actually wants to take over France.

Jess, sign me up for the M-4 lovers! It's on--Kerio tsuke-yöze!

The Nisei have arrived. East meets West, my Kung-Fu will defeat your Kung-Fu.

Hawk · Post by **Hawk** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 5:48 pm

Let me be the first to say "Welcome Aboard!!!"
Jess is on Vacation but i know he will be very HAPPY!!!!!! If you want to jump into the One on Ones...... i have the files for setup and can send them to you.....

Nothing like blowing up a Late Tiger in an Easy 8....

Belisarius · Post by **Belisarius** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 5:50 pm

My King-Ti will defeat your Kung-Fu, unbeliever. :p

mogami · Post by **mogami** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 12:41 am

Hi, I'd like to take M4A3 versu King Tiger in June 44. 3k or so meeting engagement.

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 1:35 am

WHY ARE ALL OF YOU M4 LOVERS NEVER WILLING TO TAKE AN M4?!?!? Stand up and back your convictions.

There is a difference between M4 lover, and saying the M4 is the best tank, Irinami. You are an 'ok' M4 lover, in my book, because you realize that there is a difference.

By the way, I am no longer acknowledging any of you 'M4' guys. From now on, I will refer to you as the 'Easy 8 Crew'.

Goblin

WhiteRook · Post by **WhiteRook** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 2:12 am

Greetings Irinami, and welcome to the club.
We may be a small group - but we are loud none the less!

Goblin, I think that the Easy8 club is just the name, seeing as how that is my favorite model don't ya know!

Now I wonder who else we can convert to the light side of the force?? :p

Rook

Klinkenhoffen · Post by **Klinkenhoffen** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 3:39 am

Irinami,

Maybe you could now join the M4's in the Great Tank Challenge. They could use all the extra number that they could get.

My condolences on your choice of allies. You will have to be squashed now.

Hawk · Post by **Hawk** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 5:01 am

I'll take an M4 on a one on one with you np................I will stand behind it!!!!!!!!:mad:

If your game!!!! or anyone else

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 5:32 am

Lol, you are the one Easy8 Crew member who I knew would jump right up, Hawk! Lmao, you're a good guy, for a traitor...

Goblin

Hawk · Post by **Hawk** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 5:56 am

:p

Irinami · Post by **Irinami** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 7:26 am

One-on-One's? Great Tank Challenge? My mind is already reeling with the possibilities. Do tell me more, send me files, and so-on and so-forth. And, just to be the Devil's Advocate, I'll take M4A1 SOPMOD... er wait... what kind of M4 are we talking about??

J/k... as I was saying, I'll take M4A1's. Fall of 1943, I'm thinking. Fall is the best.

Belisarius · Post by **Belisarius** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 10:38 am

Thinking about what my Wonder Panzer in Bastogne is capable of, I think I'll take a..... PzIIIm. Not even a Jumbo could withstand it.

:p

Hawk · Post by **Hawk** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 2:19 pm

BeL your guys were LUCKY!!!!!!:mad:

Griefbringer · Post by **Griefbringer** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 4:46 pm

Who needs tanks to take on the Deutche beastiary, when you could take - bazookas! Forget the Kung-Fu, the time of Bazooka-Fu is here!

"The darn kitties are again messing up my garden - bring my bazooka here!"

Griefbringer

In love with bazookas (as well as mines, satchel charges, HEAT grenades and flame-throwers)!

Hawk · Post by **Hawk** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 5:06 pm

I'm a Big Fan of the "satchel charges " myself.......

Irinami · Post by **Irinami** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 5:10 pm

"Satchel Charges", huh? Is that what they bring you up on if they "don't ask" but you "do tell" anyway?

Griefbringer · Post by **Griefbringer** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 5:23 pm

And if you want to kill the Kitties with jolly American vehicle, why to pick a slow Sherman, when you can go and pick a brand new and shiningly fast aeroplane and make a strafe that Tigger with your cannons and rockets and bombs. Not even Tiggers can win when John Brown takes his Flying Fortress to 10,000 feet and drops a jolly good thousand-pounder on the Tiger and blows it (and the near-by forest) to the realm of the Valkyries.

"Schweine-hund Amerikaner! Wascht ischt das Luftwaffe, Wascht ischt die Messerchmidt! Gotterdammerrung!"

-the last words of PzKpfVI commander Ubersturmfuhrer Fritz Lederhosen, just before his tank got hit by a by-passing fighter-bomber

Griefbringer

PS. for all SP:WAW airstrikers, remember that top and rear hits kill tanks best. And you can pick the direction where your planes will attack - so why not to go for the rear!

Belisarius · Post by **Belisarius** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 5:33 pm

Hah, with the way airstrikes work in SP:WAW it's more likely to be;

"Was ist das? Gott im Himmel.... Bombflieger!.... and zey are bombing.. not us, but their own Grosse Panzers!... und hier ist ein more.... und it'z bombing our Opels! Ha ha"

Irinami · Post by **Irinami** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 5:35 pm

*LOL* Exactly, Belisarius. Those pilots are why the Claymore mine says "FRONT TOWARD ENEMY".

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Tue Apr 22, 2003 6:53 pm

Welcome Irinami!!! you are a great addition to our cause!

As far as killing Katz...its easy really..just un-cover the little piles of Doo-Doo in their litter box and shoot away!:D

We grow and grow and grow!!!;)

Jess and Goblin, Please Witness

Jess and Goblin, Please Witness

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Welcome!

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Yea Yea Yea!!!!

YEA!!!!!!!