OT- Anyone understand women?

[Charles2222]

ORIGINAL: Black Cat

The above gets the first" Black Cat Award" for the most incomprehensible post that has nothing to do with WITP.[:D]

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[RUPD3658]

I challenge any man to find a woman who understands women.

If they can't even understand eachother how are we supposed to?

All I know is that giving flowers to my wife at random times throught the year keep my life from being a living hell. Don't know why it works. I figure it is the same reason I change the oil in my car. If you don't do it very now and then bad things happen.

[pasternakski]

ORIGINAL: Black Cat

The above gets the first" Black Cat Award" for the most incomprehensible post that has nothing to do with WITP.[:D]

It has everything to do with WitP - "women is the pits."

[denisonh]

You are a wise man.
[:D]

ORIGINAL: RUPD3658

I challenge any man to find a woman who understands women.

If they can't even understand eachother how are we supposed to?

All I know is that giving flowers to my wife at random times throught the year keep my life from being a living hell. Don't know why it works. I figure it is the same reason I change the oil in my car. If you don't do it very now and then bad things happen.

[ravinhood]

Women are like hurricanes you know.

When they come, they are wet and wild, when the leave they take your house and car with them.

[marky]

ORIGINAL: ravinhood

Women are like hurricanes you know.

When they come, they are wet and wild, when the leave they take your house and car with them.

lol!

truer words have not been spoken

then theres this 1=

"chicks are like celllfones, they like to b talked to and held, but if u press the wrong button, ull be disconnected"
[:'(]

[marky]

ORIGINAL: Jaws43

ORIGINAL: marky

U ROOKIES![:D][:'(]

i understand women[:D][:'(][8D]

Are you GAY?? [;)][:D]

god NO lolz

i got nufin against them but being gay is definitely not for me[:'(]

[marky]

that reminds me of wat the great churchill said once...

or so i heard[:'(]

Lady astor said to winston churchill - if u were my husband id put poison in your coffee to which he replied...

Madam if i were your husband i would DRINK IT[:'(]

[33Vyper]

is it just me or did I hear a banjo start playing....this thread is starting to remind me of Deliverance.

[marky]

ORIGINAL: 33Vyper

is it just me or did I hear a banjo start playing....this thread is starting to remind me of Deliverance.

lol

why is that?

dun da dun dun dun dun dun [:'(]

[freeboy]

actually di lol to Diliverence reference

[Titanwarrior89]

They win in court more! Found that out with my ex. My wife now keeps my back up copy of WITP, says she'll destory it if i screw up. So i'am walking the straight and narrow.

A man should not be placed under that kind of pressure, and she's just talking about the dishes![:D]

[marky]

ORIGINAL: Titanwarrior89

They win in court more! Found that out with my ex. My wife now keeps my back up copy of WITP, says she'll destory it if i screw up. So i'am walking the straight and narrow.

A man should not be placed under that kind of pressure, and she's just talking about the dishes![:D]

u need a special op to rescue it from her clutches[:D]

where is the 1st marine raider battalion?

o here they are

hang in there theyre on their way...

[madmickey]

Men are always wrong, women are always right. You ask your lady what she wants for Christmas she looks at you like you are an idiot, you buy her something and she looks at you like why did you ever purchase, this you must of know what I wanted. Of course she bought you a talking fish from the dumb presents for men store.

[ravinhood]

ORIGINAL: marky

that reminds me of wat the great churchill said once...

or so i heard[:'(]

Lady astor said to winston churchill - if u were my husband id put poison in your coffee to which he replied...

Madam if i were your husband i would DRINK IT[:'(]

ROFLMAO! that was funny.

[DeepSix]

Churchill always had a zinger at the ready, and his sparring matches with Lady Astor are famous (although sometimes I doubt if every one-liner attributed to him is true)[:D].

[c00k1e]

And never go shopping with women..

[invernomuto]

ORIGINAL: c00k1e

And never go shopping with women..

ROTFL !!! [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

[RUPD3658]

ORIGINAL: c00k1e

And never go shopping with women..

This is because men are hunters and women are gatherers. We know what we want, stalk it, kill it, and go home. Women have to gather everything they can. It is genetic.

Now the worst thing about your scenario is that she will say that the $876 worth of stuff was on sale from $1500 so you should be happy that she SAVED $624. I was never good at math but this one always baffles me.

The best quote I heard on this topic was that a man will pay $2 for a $1 that he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she does not.