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ORIGINAL: rockmedic109

That was supposed to be gumming my own food but I wouldn't put it past the punks to be gumming my food.  The dang dogs sure try to to steal my food.  One of the little buggers ate a shoe off my stepsons foot while he was sleeping.  Took me weeks to teach her to do that!

I taught my kids not to wear shoes to bed.

You let them have shoes?!?![X(][X(][X(]

Grump!!!!![:@]

ORIGINAL: pasternakski

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

Grump!!!!![:@]

Come back when I find my dentures!!!![:D]

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
Come back when I find my dentures!!!![:D]

I just had another one of those "elder moments." I wear glasses for distance vision (like when driving), but don't need them for close work. Well, as you might expect, what with the old mental equipment starting to show signs of wear and tear, I put my glasses down so that I could see the screen while regaling you all with my highly sofistemicated humor. Next thing you know, I remember that I've got clothes in the washer that need to be hung out to dry. Off I go. Then, it comes into my head that I ought to walk down to the village store for a few veggies to go with dinner tonight.

Can't find my dadgum, goldarned glasses. Problem is, I need to have 'em on while I'm lookin' fer 'em, 'cause if they're more than five or six feet away, I can't see 'em.

So, I sit down to think and remember where I put 'em.

Crack! Sure answered that question. Good thing I got a spare pair.

grumble, mumble, gripe, groan, complain...

Now Boarding Flight 1 to Old Coot Town. Mr. Pasternakski, please make your way to the gate for boarding.[:'(]

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

ORIGINAL: Shark7

So what about the Brits?  Surely they had their fair share of geezers in the Pacific.

Possibly Percivale or Wavell?

AB Cunningham (late war) qualifies. I always thought of him as England's best WW2 seadog! [:)]

ABC was definitely a geezer. From a very young age too! He had very good subordinates that helped him greatly when building his reputation, but being the sort of man he was definitely helped them be aggressive, knowing that they would not be criticised for doing so. When action was coming he was likened to a caged tiger.

ORIGINAL: Terminus

Now Boarding Flight 1 to Old Coot Town. Mr. Pasternakski, please make your way to the gate for boarding.[:'(]

He gets to pre-board with the childern and old folks.[:D]

Is that him holding us all up back here? Sheesh! [:D]

ORIGINAL: witpqs

Is that him holding us all up back here? Sheesh! [:D]

Can I bring along my shopping bag?

ORIGINAL: pasternakski

ORIGINAL: witpqs

Is that him holding us all up back here? Sheesh! [:D]

Can I bring along my shopping bag?

Please do! [:D]

ORIGINAL: pasternakski

ORIGINAL: witpqs

Is that him holding us all up back here? Sheesh! [:D]

Can I bring along my shopping bag?

That looks suspiciously like my father-in-law.

This is just another reason to not go to that store[:D]

Monty Python is on. It's the killer cars[:D]

Attack of the Killer Cars!!![:D]

We watched some Monty Python last night on DVD. The funniest joke in the world was one of the sketches.

Wenn ist das nunstuck git und slotermeyer?

Ja! Beierhund das oder die flipperwaldgersput!

T, that is worse than your Toe-bomb. I was lucky and able to avert my eyes before the punchline. Others may not be as fortunate[:D]

ORIGINAL: thegreatwent

T, that is worse than your Toe-bomb. I was lucky and able to avert my eyes before the punchline. Others may not be as fortunate[:D]

There were zwei peanuts walking down der Strasse. Und one was assaulted

[:@]Grump!!!!![:@]

good old Steve is always grumpy.....[:'(]