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RE: So, One Day...
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 12:09 am
by LST Express
stick his head in a bucket of wet cement and......
RE: So, One Day...
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 12:18 am
by Cap Mandrake
check his GPS coordinates before he goes to flirt with the blue-haired ladies at the......
RE: So, One Day...
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 12:20 am
by YankeeAirRat
...Uncle Guidio's "We breakem knee" Casino, all of whom were busy playing...
RE: So, One Day...
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:59 am
by LST Express
strip poker with Lord Louis Justin Bieber and his now missing...
RE: So, One Day...
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 3:11 am
by YankeeAirRat
...Domino set for which he was hoping to challenge the Elbonia Big Muddy super computer system in a champion game of....
RE: So, One Day...
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 10:02 am
by Canoerebel
...WitP: Admiral's Edition. But the poor lad had been trained by Nemo, got his OODA and Macro Game confused with this Loncharian Principles and Gugliat Splitting Pargraphany, and ended up losing Los Angeles on the third turn of the game.
"Crud," the quivering mass of gelatinous confusion expostulated, "I've been hoisted on my own....
RE: So, One Day...
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 5:39 pm
by Cap Mandrake
...Stringbag carrier arrest hook. Even worse, his public humilitiation was now complete as he had started an AAR that boasted a pretentious title and was already 32 pages long on day 3. With no way to save face, he had the Italian Coast Guard send an email indicating that he had.......
RE: So, One Day...
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 6:35 pm
by nashvillen
...indeed abandoned his AAR before everyone could leave it...
RE: So, One Day...
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 8:35 pm
by Cap Mandrake
[:D]
RE: So, One Day...
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 12:49 am
by tc464
...and couldn't return to it because it was dark out and he couldn't see anything....
RE: So, One Day...
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 2:02 am
by LST Express
but those big ol raccoon eyes staring back at him from out by the .......
RE: So, One Day...
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 2:41 am
by vettim89
Jacuzzi. The first raccoon takes a sip of his mojito and says to the second raccoon, "Odd, how did a defrocked Italinian Cruise Ship Captain end up here in Nantucket. Perhaps he arrived by ...."
RE: So, One Day...
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:58 am
by Cap Mandrake
...the Love Boat, the rights to which had recently been purchased by Larry Flint whose plans included....
RE: So, One Day...
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 3:30 pm
by Chickenboy
Renaming the ship to the "**** me **** me Boat". The cruise line owners were unamused, saying to Mr. Flint..."
RE: So, One Day...
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 9:34 pm
by Onime No Kyo
...you cannot have your cake and eat it too. Which is a great metaphor for...
RE: So, One Day...
Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 1:23 am
by Cap Mandrake
...the life of the man from Nantucket
whose wife had a mouth like a bucket...
RE: So, One Day...
Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 1:44 am
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
...the life of the man from Nantucket
whose wife had a mouth like a bucket...
[8|]
RE: So, One Day...
Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 7:30 pm
by Cap Mandrake
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
...the life of the man from Nantucket
whose wife had a mouth like a bucket...
[8|]
It's a variation on the form.
There once was a man from Nantucket
whose wife had a mouth like a bucket
they both liked Pad Thai
and to get really high
so they booked a nice junket to Phuket
RE: So, One Day...
Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 7:34 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Oh, OK..<kicks ground>
...you cannot have your cake and eat it too. Which is a great metaphor for...
the Green Bay Packers defense which.....
RE: So, One Day...
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 12:45 am
by LST Express
is like the ball and chain......