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But in making their escape, the ship was hit and began to sink..........




In next weeks exciting installment...

Where did Rondabrwn get that sailors hat?
Joseignacio gets posted to the Nth Pole....
Why did Alphonse stuff a carrier pigeon down his trousers?
Warspites collection of vintage thongs goes down with the ship. What will he do next?

Warspite1

No probs, I can just use Mrs W's Thong in an emergency

ORIGINAL: Empire101






All seemed lost, but Warspite cried out 'RALLY ON ME'

Warspite1

Is that what you heard? Oh.. I actually said, "The first round's on me " - that's why I quit the battle and headed straight for the pub.... whoops

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ORIGINAL: Orm

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Meanwhile in my attic.

Warspite1

A question Ormster if I may make so bold. Have you got a retractable roof in your attic, or did you shoot the roof off with the ack-ack?

A supplementary question too. Why is your colleague aiming his bazooka at his gunnery mates?

And a second supplementary. Which one is you?

Yes, which one is you Orm? You obviously have a keen bunch of WiF'ers in your area!![:D]
By the way W, its a WWII hand held range finder, not a bazooka[;)]

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ORIGINAL: Empire101

But in making their escape, the ship was hit and began to sink..........




In next weeks exciting installment...

Where did Rondabrwn get that sailors hat?
Joseignacio gets posted to the Nth Pole....
Why did Alphonse stuff a carrier pigeon down his trousers?
Warspites collection of vintage thongs goes down with the ship. What will he do next?

Warspite1

No probs, I can just use Mrs W's Thong in an emergency

May God Bless her, and all who sail in her.

Hip Hip....

HUZZAH!!!

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: Empire101






All seemed lost, but Warspite cried out 'RALLY ON ME'

Warspite1

Is that what you heard? Oh.. I actually said, "The first round's on me " - that's why I quit the battle and headed straight for the pub.... whoops

And so, with much muttering and complaining, they all decamped, deserted their hard won position, and went and joined Warspite1 down the Rose & Crown....

....and there was much rejoicing.

ORIGINAL: Empire101

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ORIGINAL: Orm


Meanwhile in my attic.

Warspite1

A question Ormster if I may make so bold. Have you got a retractable roof in your attic, or did you shoot the roof off with the ack-ack?

A supplementary question too. Why is your colleague aiming his bazooka at his gunnery mates?

And a second supplementary. Which one is you?

Yes, which one is you Orm? You obviously have a keen bunch of WiF'ers in your area!![:D]

By the way W, its a WWII hand held range finder, not a bazooka[;)]

Warspite1

Yes I know, twas but a feeble attempt at humour.......

ORIGINAL: Empire101

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ORIGINAL: Empire101



All seemed lost, but Warspite cried out 'RALLY ON ME'

Warspite1

Is that what you heard? Oh.. I actually said, "The first round's on me " - that's why I quit the battle and headed straight for the pub.... whoops

And so, with much muttering and complaining, they all decamped, deserted their hard won position, and went and joined Warspite1 down the Rose & Crown....

....and there was much rejoicing.

Warspite1

....until a fleet of Heinkel He-111 flew overhead and dropped their bomb load directly on the pub. One old man staggered out of the ruins exclaiming "they've got the Rose an'
Crown".

This episode was faithfully recreated in the film Battle of Br...etc etc

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Warspite1

A question Ormster if I may make so bold. Have you got a retractable roof in your attic, or did you shoot the roof off with the ack-ack?

A supplementary question too. Why is your colleague aiming his bazooka at his gunnery mates?

And a second supplementary. Which one is you?

Yes, which one is you Orm? You obviously have a keen bunch of WiF'ers in your area!![:D]

By the way W, its a WWII hand held range finder, not a bazooka[;)]

Warspite1

Yes I know, twas but a feeble attempt at humour.......

Sorry Warspite, I should have guessed!!

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ORIGINAL: Empire101

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Warspite1

A question Ormster if I may make so bold. Have you got a retractable roof in your attic, or did you shoot the roof off with the ack-ack?

A supplementary question too. Why is your colleague aiming his bazooka at his gunnery mates?

And a second supplementary. Which one is you?

Yes, which one is you Orm? You obviously have a keen bunch of WiF'ers in your area!![:D]

By the way W, its a WWII hand held range finder, not a bazooka[;)]

Warspite1

Yes I know, twas but a feeble attempt at humour.......

Is this the Hochbunker in the background at the Heiligengeistfeld in Hamburg? It sure looks like it, with the church in the background... Problem is, the Germans build those in series (almost all look the same...).

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Yes, which one is you Orm? You obviously have a keen bunch of WiF'ers in your area!![:D]

By the way W, its a WWII hand held range finder, not a bazooka[;)]

Warspite1

Yes I know, twas but a feeble attempt at humour.......

Is this the Hochbunker in the background at the Heiligengeistfeld in Hamburg? It sure looks like it, with the church in the background... Problem is, the Germans build those in series (almost all look the same...).

Warspite1

No, this is Stockholm - where Orm lives.

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Warspite1

Yes I know, twas but a feeble attempt at humour.......

Is this the Hochbunker in the background at the Heiligengeistfeld in Hamburg? It sure looks like it, with the church in the background... Problem is, the Germans build those in series (almost all look the same...).

Warspite1

No, this is Stockholm - where Orm lives.

Yes, My attic is in Stockholm but in the attic I have a magic closet and once you enter it you go to a dark place called WWII. Go figure.

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: Empire101



Yes, which one is you Orm? You obviously have a keen bunch of WiF'ers in your area!![:D]

By the way W, its a WWII hand held range finder, not a bazooka[;)]

Warspite1

Yes I know, twas but a feeble attempt at humour.......

Is this the Hochbunker in the background at the Heiligengeistfeld in Hamburg? It sure looks like it, with the church in the background... Problem is, the Germans build those in series (almost all look the same...).

The picture had the following description:

"A Flakvierling 38 and its crew on the Berlin Zoo "G-Tower", a radar dish may be seen on the roof of the adjoining tower (1942)."

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Is this the Hochbunker in the background at the Heiligengeistfeld in Hamburg? It sure looks like it, with the church in the background... Problem is, the Germans build those in series (almost all look the same...).

Warspite1

No, this is Stockholm - where Orm lives.

Yes, My attic is in Stockholm but in the attic I have a magic closet and once you enter it you go to a dark place called WWII. Go figure.

warspite1

Great idea for a book:

The Lion, the Fuhrer and the Attic.

Orm, his brother and two sisters enter the attic and find themselves in the World of 1939 Europe. There, they meet a nasty person named Hitler who tries to re-shape the world to his order. Fortunately, a Lion named Churchill does the biz and helps Orm and his siblings to rid the world of the nasty man.

Meanwhile, above Orm's attic, Alphonse struggles with the controls...

'We've been hit' he cried.

'Don't worry', shouted Empire101 above the scream of the planes fatal dive, 'I've found last weeks winning lottery ticket!!.......'

Alphonse's reply was drowned out by the scream of the aircraft as it began to break up.........

warspite1

Great idea for a book:

The Lion, the Fuhrer and the Attic.

Orm, his brother and two sisters enter the attic and find themselves in the World of 1939 Europe. Cool.

I rather take a couple of friends from this forum. Are you joining me Warspite? We could co-write the story.

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Great idea for a book:

The Lion, the Fuhrer and the Attic.

Orm, his brother and two sisters enter the attic and find themselves in the World of 1939 Europe. Cool.

Or how about 'The Fellowship in the Attic?'

A load of seriously deranged WiF'ers in Orms attic go on a quest to find Matrix's WiF.

ORIGINAL: Empire101

ORIGINAL: warspite1


Great idea for a book:

The Lion, the Fuhrer and the Attic.

Orm, his brother and two sisters enter the attic and find themselves in the World of 1939 Europe. Cool.

Or how about 'The Fellowship in the Attic?'

A load of seriously deranged WiF'ers in Orms attic go on a quest to find Matrix's WiF.

Sounds good.

Previously in England.

'Christ', shouted Warspite above the roar of the ack ack, 'We're never going to get home at this rate'

ORIGINAL: Empire101

'Christ', shouted Warspite above the roar of the ack ack, 'We're never going to get home at this rate'

Warspite1

Empire101: Don't worry old boy, I'll land this crate safely.
Warspite1: Well hurry up, Coronation Street is on at 7.30
Orm: WTF??

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ORIGINAL: Empire101

'Christ', shouted Warspite above the roar of the ack ack, 'We're never going to get home at this rate'

Warspite1

Empire101: Don't worry old boy, I'll land this crate safely.
Warspite1: Well hurry up, Coronation Street is on at 7.30
Orm: WTF??

Empire101 finally touched down safely.

Later in the mess Alphonse, Warspite and Orm beat up Empire101 for making them miss Emmerdale.

Oh well, ces't la guerre!!