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from an excellent "dark" comedy

woman: “Why don’t you stop drinking? Anybody can be a drunk.”
man: “Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than truth.”

Lady: No wonder you're upset. She's lovely. And a darling figure... supple, pouting breasts... firm thighs. It's a shame you two don't get along.

ORIGINAL: Jamm

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Sooooo many from this film to choose from:

Person 1: The first time I set eyes on X, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
Person 2: That's a special feeling, Person 1.

or

Person 1: X... I desperately wanna make love to a school boy.

Austin Powers?

warspite1

No - not Austin Powers.

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Lady: No wonder you're upset. She's lovely. And a darling figure... supple, pouting breasts... firm thighs. It's a shame you two don't get along.

Airplane

The shortest quote so far.

"What Knockers"

"Cleaning Woman!"

The shortest quote so far.

"What Knockers"

Young Frankenstein. [:D]

ORIGINAL: SLAAKMAN

The shortest quote so far.

"What Knockers"

Young Frankenstein. [:D]

Yuper, Mel Brooks’s Young Frankenstein. [:)]

ORIGINAL: The Gray Mouser

from an excellent "dark" comedy

woman: “Why don’t you stop drinking? Anybody can be a drunk.”
man: “Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than truth.”

Leaving Las Vegas?

ORIGINAL: reg113

ORIGINAL: Jevhaddah

"Clear bay 327 we're opening the magnetic field."

Cheers

Jev

"Oulander"?

No. It's the Death Star's defense radio net whilest the Millenium Falcon gets pulled in. Star Wars.

Try this:

"Naked force has resolved more conflicts throughout history than any other factor. The contrary opinion, that violence doesn't solve anything, is wishful thinking at its worst; people who forget that always die."

And this...[8D]

Troop leader: You smash the entire area, you kill anything that has more than two legs. DO YOU GET ME?

Troops [in unison]: WE GET YOU, SIR!

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Try this:

"Naked force has resolved more conflicts throughout history than any other factor. The contrary opinion, that violence doesn't solve anything, is wishful thinking at its worst; people who forget that always die."

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

And this...[8D]

Troop leader: You smash the entire area, you kill anything that has more than two legs. DO YOU GET ME?

Troops [in unison]: WE GET YOU, SIR!

Starship Troopers

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: reg113

ORIGINAL: Jevhaddah

"Clear bay 327 we're opening the magnetic field."

Cheers

Jev

"Oulander"?

No. It's the Death Star's defense radio net whilest the Millenium Falcon gets pulled in. Star Wars.

And the coconut goes to Chickenboy

Cheers

Jev

Person 1: [into his tape recorder] General manager claims that the phantom in room interferes...
Person 2: I have *never* used the word "phantom."
Person 1: Oh, I'm sorry. Uh, spirit? Spectre?
Person 2: No, you misunderstand. Whatever's in [that room] is nothing like that.
Person 1: Then what is it?
Person 2: It's an evil f***ing room.

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Sooooo many from this film to choose from:

Person 1: The first time I set eyes on X, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
Person 2: That's a special feeling, Person 1.

or

Person 1: X... I desperately wanna make love to a school boy.

warspite1

Okay one more from this film:

Person 1: I thought the Rocky Mountains would be a little rockier than this.
Person 2: Yeah, that John Denver is full of ****, man.

How about this one?

Person 1: What about my Miranda rights? You're supposed to say, "You have the right to remain silent." Nobody said I have the right to remain silent!
Person 2: Person 1, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: The Gray Mouser

from an excellent "dark" comedy

woman: “Why don’t you stop drinking? Anybody can be a drunk.”
man: “Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than truth.”

Leaving Las Vegas?

nope, but your on the right track

the two characters are "Wanda" and "Henry"

Arthur?

Can't remember the exact words but it goes like this...

If you like to fly, you are crazy. If you tell the Doctor you like to fly you are sane because you are trying to get out of flying.