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You know, I'm rather a gourmand of porn actresses, but the only ones I knew of were "Puma Swede" and "Nikki Benz", neither of which I am a fan of. I guess I'm going to have to study harder for my PSATs. That's an acronym for Porn Star Actress Test.

Hooray! The thread header has returned to the subject of ponderous things to ponder, like these:

This thread is like a box of chocolates.

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

This thread is like a box of chocolates.

warspite1

Yes I'd noticed that, full of coffee, orange and strawberry soft-centres that always go first, leaving the rubbish nut ones and white chocolate to the end because no one likes them....

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

Hooray! The thread header has returned to the subject of ponderous things to ponder, like these:

That pic deserves a DOUBLE post.


Last night I woke up screaming from a nightmare.

Dreamed I was a baby... Dolly Parton was my mother....and.... I WAS BOTTLE-FED!!!. .

Steel rimmed twas that bra ... Nothing else could have bared the overhung mass

Speaking of mass, Über is testing out self driving cars. Really. An empty car drives up, you get in and it takes you where you're going. What's going to happen if a cop tries to pull one over? Bad things. Errors in judgement. Bigotry against cars with no drivers. With that in mind I'm trying to start an organization called "Self-Driving Car's Lives Have Mass and Occupy Space". Won't you help? For just 25¢ a day a car like Herbie (shown here)will get a fill up, a wash and wax job and an oil change.

You may recall that Mr. Newt Gingrich wanted public school kids to handle all the custodial work at their schools. Well, it's happened again. While he was watching a Flintstones program a stroke of genius struck him. Baby carriages that double as lawn mowers! Each carriage would have a pair of pedals for the infant to work which would spin the blades that would cut the grass. Talk about green engineering!

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

Speaking of mass, Über is testing out self driving cars. Really. An empty car drives up, you get in and it takes you where you're going. What's going to happen if a cop tries to pull one over? Bad things. Errors in judgement. Bigotry against cars with no drivers....

What about road rage shootings? With no driver in the Über car the shooter would be forced to shoot at the passenger!

Über should be required to install bullet proof glass and side panels on all of these things.

Or an auto-automatic rooftop weapon that shoots at the sound of gunshots. People whose cars backfire would get them fixed tout-suite!

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

Speaking of mass, Über is testing out self driving cars. Really. An empty car drives up, you get in and it takes you where you're going. What's going to happen if a cop tries to pull one over? Bad things. Errors in judgement. Bigotry against cars with no drivers....

What about road rage shootings? With no driver in the Über car the shooter would be forced to shoot at the passenger!

Über should be required to install bullet proof glass and side panels on all of these things.

Or an auto-automatic rooftop weapon that shoots at the sound of gunshots. People whose cars backfire would get them fixed tout-suite!

Your car will take you directly to jail for any "CRIME".

How does a cop give a ticket to a driver-less car?

The cop inserts it in the slot next to the speed indicator.....GP

While he was watching a Flintstones program

Doesn't he view this show as a documentary.[:D]

Heard a noise outside the back door today and saw this. The bird stayed there long enough for me to take several pictures. It was splashing around in the water in the gutter.

Bill

That's a northern flicker, Bill.

Thanks, I couldn't remember the name. They like to hammer on the gutter to get attention from other flickers. We have a lot of bird species around here.

Bill

Excuuuuse me! That's a Western Flicker. The northern has a red patch on the back of the head, both males and females.




As you can see, the Northern has a black marking coming back from the bill, whereas the Western has a red marking instead. In Bill's pic it looks kinda rusty but if it weren't splashing around in a dirty clogged gutter it should be as bright as the marking on the Northern.

Here's a Western that took its bath in a clean bird bath.

Here's the best site I know of to identify birds: http://www.birds.cornell.edu/Page.aspx? ... 1475619371

The Gorn really knows his birds. They must be a Gorn delicacy.