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*sniff, sniff** Smells like mothballs in here.

that's linement you whippersnapper. grump

rms/pa

ORIGINAL: rms1pa

*sniff, sniff** Smells like mothballs in here.

that's linement you whippersnapper. grump

rms/pa

STAY OFF MY LAWN....GP

Where the *@!$# is everyone?
Are you old &%!!*^s napping again!
Get back to work ... but stay off my lawn!

Yeah, I'm napping and now I'm awake and crabby. So stay off my lawn....GP

ORIGINAL: General Patton

Yeah, I'm napping and now I'm awake and crabby. So stay off my lawn....GP

Ya, I'll stay off your lawn all right but when I take my dog out for his crap I'll lengthen the leash at your place! Happy pickins!

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: General Patton

Yeah, I'm napping and now I'm awake and crabby. So stay off my lawn....GP

Ya, I'll stay off your lawn all right but when I take my dog out for his crap I'll lengthen the leash at your place! Happy pickins!

I would never shoot a dog for crapping on my lawn. The human walking it however.....and what I mean by "shoot" is the complete and deliberate discharge of a "non-lethal", (but painful) substance (commonly called "rock salt" in the USA) propelled from a shot gun round. Ever been shot in the A$$ with Rock salt? You and your dog stay of my lawn! [:D] [:D][:D]

A BIG PLUS ONE BB....GP

ORIGINAL: General Patton

Speaking of Lennen, John that is, I saw the Beatles movie "Eight Days a Week" Last night with my wife. No one under age 50 was in the theater. Sea of grey. Very well done by Ron Howard....GP

So did they make the 8th day of the week part of the weekend, or did they stick us with another workday .....[&:]

GRUMP!

rms/pa

ORIGINAL: rms1pa

GRUMP!

rms/pa

You got nuttin' to grump about! Why, when I was a little boy things were so tough that ..... drat! I forget what I was gonna complain about. No matter - I'll having something to complain about tomorrow.

darn it, i remember buying my ammo at the hardware store and my rifle was so cheap it did not have a serial number.

rms/pa

ORIGINAL: rms1pa

darn it, i remember buying my ammo at the hardware store and my rifle was so cheap it did not have a serial number.

rms/pa

I just used my Dad's Cooey single-shot bolt action .22 -- I think the serial number was 5. [:D]

Neighborhood kids are starting to case the houses for places they plan to visit on Halloween. When I was a kid we made our own costumes.

grump. i am going to the range, to convert money into smoke noise and holes in paper.

rms/pa

Good idea. That will help with unwanted person's on your lawn....GP

<GRUMP>

I know how to keep them dang kids off the grass, and fertilize it as well!!

ORIGINAL: Lecivius

<GRUMP>

I know how to keep them dang kids off the grass, and fertilize it as well!!

Or you could just use an animatronic clown ....[X(]

ORIGINAL: rms1pa

grump. i am going to the range, to convert money into smoke noise and holes in paper.

rms/pa

Yeah, I like to do it too when I get the chance. Keeps me form putting holes into something else. Great stress relief.[:D]

ORIGINAL: Lecivius

<GRUMP>

I know how to keep them dang kids off the grass, and fertilize it as well!!

Man after my own heart.[:D]

ORIGINAL: rustysi

ORIGINAL: Lecivius

<GRUMP>

I know how to keep them dang kids off the grass, and fertilize it as well!!

Man after my own heart.[:D]

Thought about trying that once, But the cops suggested otherwise[:D]....GP