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RE: Test Thread
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 5:16 pm
by Nikademus
Device 1789: Holy Handgrenade
Acc: 20000
Effect: Infinity * 2
size: 1
upgrade: Holy Howitzer
RE: Test Thread
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 5:21 pm
by rtrapasso
ORIGINAL: Nikademus
Device 1789: Holy Handgrenade
Acc: 20000
Effect: Infinity * 2
size: 1
upgrade: Holy Howitzer
drawback: range - 20 meters
RE: Test Thread
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 5:23 pm
by Nikademus
ah but the Holy Howitzer has a range of 100 hexes!
RE: Test Thread
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 5:24 pm
by Mynok
Be careful, because the Holy Howitzer is a static unit, and you will no longer be able to move your Holy Infantry once it upgrades.
RE: Test Thread
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 5:26 pm
by rtrapasso
Ah, the Dutch Naval Bases must have these babies...
RE: Test Thread
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 5:31 pm
by Mynok
Yep, they call them Heilige SchwerePüfferGeflingers, but they are the same thing.
RE: Test Thread
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 5:42 pm
by rtrapasso
ORIGINAL: Mynok
Yep, they call them Heilige SchwerePüfferGeflingers, but they are the same thing.
Midnight. The Japanese Task Force under Admiral Tanaka increases its speed to 30 knots as they swing into the final leg of their approach to bombard Cooktown.
Little did they know, their ships had been spotted by a radar-equipped PBY, who had alerted the Allied defenses.
The Dutch gunners grimmly made final adjustments to their Heilige SchwerePüfferGeflingers. Soon, they vowed, they would have vengeance for their defeat at Balikpapan...
RE: Test Thread
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 5:46 pm
by RUPD3658
ORIGINAL: Mynok
Be careful, because the Holy Howitzer is a static unit, and you will no longer be able to move your Holy Infantry once it upgrades.
Consult the book of armaments for details. [&o]
RE: Test Thread
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 5:51 pm
by Mynok
"...Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then firest thou thy Heilige SchwerePüfferGeflingers of Amsterdam towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. "
-- Book of Armaments
RE: Test Thread
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 5:52 pm
by Mynok
Slight textual errors may have occurred, as I translated this from the Dutch translation of the original Folderol.
RE: Test Thread
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 5:54 pm
by rtrapasso
ORIGINAL: Mynok
Slight textual errors may have occurred, as I translated this from the Dutch translation of the original Folderol.
Oh, yes, that was the one written by M. Arglebargle or somebody else...
RE: Test Thread
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 5:57 pm
by Bill Durrant
the phenomenon of Déja Vu...
I'm sure I've heard that phrase somewhere before
RE: Test Thread
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 5:58 pm
by Mynok
Hmm....I will check my research but I'm pretty sure it was Terminus I, King Of Folderol who wrote the original Book of Armaments.
M. Arglebargle is Nik's lawyer.....of course, I wouldn't be surprised if Nik's lawyer *did* claim authorship of the sacred text.
RE: Test Thread
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 6:02 pm
by rtrapasso
ORIGINAL: Mynok
Hmm....I will check my research but I'm pretty sure it was Terminus I, King Of Folderol who wrote the original Book of Armaments.
M. Arglebargle is Nik's lawyer.....of course, I wouldn't be surprised if Nik's lawyer *did* claim authorship of the sacred text.
well, i *did* say it was Arglebargle or somebody else... so technically i am correct[:'(]
RE: Test Thread
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 6:03 pm
by DuckofTindalos
Ah, Terminus I... Not a descendant of him, of course...
RE: Test Thread
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 6:04 pm
by rtrapasso
ORIGINAL: Terminus
Ah, Terminus I... Not a descendant of him, of course...
i thought you WERE him!
RE: Test Thread
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 6:05 pm
by DuckofTindalos
No, I don't speak (or write) Dutch, not being from the Netherlands, but from DENMARK!!!
RE: Test Thread
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 6:07 pm
by Mynok
And now for something completely different........

RE: Test Thread
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 6:08 pm
by rtrapasso
ORIGINAL: Terminus
No, I don't speak (or write) Dutch, not being from the Netherlands, but from DENMARK!!!
He said Terminus I was King of Folderol, not the Netherlands, and clearly stated that it was translated INTO Dutch from Folderol.
King of Folderol: i thought that description fit you quite nicely![:'(]
NOTE: editted for clarification, but Terminus quoted me before the edit was in...[:(]
RE: Test Thread
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 6:08 pm
by DuckofTindalos
Two monkeys on a motorcycle... A timeless classic...