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ORIGINAL: Speedy

Incredible. Here's my favourite pizza delivery company over here:

www.dominos.co.uk

Despite being successful in the States, Dominos is not wildly popular among pizza afficiendos. The joke goes "Dominos can now FAX you a pizza with no loss of taste!!"

Heh! That sounds about right!

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What pizza companies do you get in Africa T?

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

Being the Easter Bunny, i thought you would just opt for carrots as a topping (to stay in character, mind you!) [:'(]

Nope....this bunny prefers MEAT.

ORIGINAL: Terminus

Well, there is a reason why he's so fat, you know...

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Not so fat that this Bunny couldn't chase you down and beat you with the Pizza pan.

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

Despite being successful in the States, Dominos is not wildly popular among pizza afficiendos. The joke goes "Dominos can now FAX you a pizza with no loss of taste!!"

Dominos blows chunks. They constantly offer major price deals which are easy for them to afford given how little stuff they put on their tasteless dough. (including sauce!)

ORIGINAL: Speedy

What pizza companies do you get in Africa T?

No chains aside from Domino's and The Hut...

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Pizza Hut

Hey, you asked...
 
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ORIGINAL: Speedy

Pizza Hut

Pizza Hut differs (or it did) radically over in G.B. from its US counterpart (the one time i tried it in London some years ago). Once was enough. Pizza Hut is OK to good over here (not my preferred pizza though).

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

Being the Easter Bunny, i thought you would just opt for carrots as a topping (to stay in character, mind you!) [:'(]

Nope....this bunny prefers MEAT.

Reference yesterdays gay cowboy jokes. [:D]

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

ORIGINAL: Speedy

Pizza Hut

Pizza Hut differs (or it did) radically over in G.B. from its US counterpart (the one time i tried it in London some years ago). Once was enough. Pizza Hut is OK to good over here (not my preferred pizza though).

Worst is that Blackjack pizza. I think they raid the dumpsters behind Pizza Hut and put what they find in a box. [8|]

ORIGINAL: niceguy2005

Reference yesterdays gay cowboy jokes. [:D]

Please don't get him started. You know what he's like...
 
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The worst is any where that puts pineapple on pizza. Meat or veggies not fruit![:@]

My wife (being from California and thus not familiar with good pizza) loves the stuff. I think it violates the laws of nature.

Pineapples on pizza... The abomination of it!
 
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ORIGINAL: RUPD3658

The worst is any where that puts pineapple on pizza. Meat or veggies not fruit![:@]

My wife (being from California and thus not familiar with good pizza) loves the stuff. I think it violates the laws of nature.

Hawiian Pizza...YUM

Yummy. Pinnapple and Canadian Bacon make for a nice change of pace. Thats real bacon btw....not Terminus's idea of bacon.

ORIGINAL: niceguy2005

ORIGINAL: RUPD3658

Actually had this happen. In 1991 my partner and I arrested a guy that was hanging out in front of a pizza joint after we noticed a bulge in his waist band that turned out to be a gun.

He didn't show up in court the next week (unless you kill someone in NJ you can make bail) and we found out that he had obtained another gun and cut the trigger guard off to make it easier to conceal. He went into a local Stop and Rob, brandished the gun, and took the money. As he left he tried to put the gun back in his waist band the trigger got caught. One of his you know whats and part of his manhood got blown off. [X(]

He is now doing 10-20 and won't be able to pass on his stupid genes.

Rupd, I hadn't realized you used to be a police officer. You work for the govt now right?

I don't know why we need IQ tests in society. If you want to know who the dumb ones are just look at who's committing the crimes. Very few geniuses in that lot.

Still a cop, just a detective for the last 7 years. I still work for a state law enforcement agency.

You are correct, we only catch the stupid ones.

We have a saying in the detective bureua, "Everyone has the right to remain silent but few have the ability".

About 2 weeks ago I had a guy who stole his ex girlfreind's credit card and went on a spending spree. Moron goes and buys gas at a station where they write his plate number down. When he comes in to see me he drives a different car which is unregistered and has stolen plates to my HQ. Oh, and did I mention that his license has been suspended for the last two years? Needless to say he left with a lot of court noticesand his car got towed away.

And people ask why I am a Darwinist....

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

Yummy. Pinnapple and Canadian Bacon make for a nice change of pace. Thats real bacon btw....not Terminus's idea of bacon.

Heathens! A real Itailian (which I am not but I grew up with several) would throw you out of his pizzaria for even asking for such an abomination.