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The Thread!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:58 pm
by DuckofTindalos
ORIGINAL: Nikademus
Yummy. Pinnapple and Canadian Bacon make for a nice change of pace. Thats real bacon btw....not Terminus's idea of bacon.
You got that back-assward, Tubbsy. It's the Canadians that don't know real bacon...
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RE: The Thread!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:00 pm
by DuckofTindalos
T - 20... This is going faster than I'd anticipated...
Bunny and the Bacon
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:03 pm
by Nikademus
ORIGINAL: Terminus
You got that back-assward, Tubbsy. It's the Canadians that don't know real bacon...
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Only when you order it while
in[/i] Canada Le' Spamerous Maximus.
The Thread!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:04 pm
by DuckofTindalos
T - 18. Chew on it, Tubbsy...
RE: The Thread!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:07 pm
by rtrapasso
ORIGINAL: RUPD3658
The worst is any where that puts pineapple on pizza. Meat or veggies not fruit![:@]
My wife (being from California and thus not familiar with good pizza) loves the stuff. I think it violates the laws of nature.
This sounds like a homeless person survival tactic (true story of some years ago):
1. order a "weird-@ss" pizza from a pay-phone - give a phony address, say you'll pay cash - the "weird-@ss" pizza should have a bizarre combination of toppings - preferably pineapple and something else strange...
2. get call back, confirm order (can't do this now since they took the ringers out of pay phones);
3. Go to the pizza place. Await return of disgruntled delivery man;
4. Pizza, being too strange to put out or otherwise sell, gets tossed into dumpster;
5. Go dumpster diving for fresh pizza (be sure to beat out the Blackjack Pizza folks!)[:'(]
RE: Pizza!!!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:07 pm
by niceguy2005
ORIGINAL: RUPD3658
ORIGINAL: Nikademus
Yummy. Pinnapple and Canadian Bacon make for a nice change of pace. Thats real bacon btw....not Terminus's idea of bacon.
Heathens! A real Itailian (which I am not but I grew up with several) would throw you out of his pizzaria for even asking for such an abomination.
So what would they do to all these yuppies bastardizing pizza by putting pesto sauce and artichoke hearts on them
. Some places make pies that are so fluffy I'm surprised they don't just float away and I think they should.
RE: The Thread!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:09 pm
by niceguy2005
ORIGINAL: rtrapasso
ORIGINAL: RUPD3658
The worst is any where that puts pineapple on pizza. Meat or veggies not fruit![:@]
My wife (being from California and thus not familiar with good pizza) loves the stuff. I think it violates the laws of nature.
This sounds like a homeless person survival tactic (true story of some years ago):
1. order a "weird-@ss" pizza from a pay-phone - give a phony address, say you'll pay cash - the "weird-@ss" pizza should have a bizarre combination of toppings - preferably pineapple and something else strange...
2. get call back, confirm order (can't do this now since they took the ringers out of pay phones);
3. Go to the pizza place. Await return of disgruntled delivery man;
4. Pizza, being too strange to put out or otherwise sell, gets tossed into dumpster;
5. Go dumpster diving for fresh pizza (be sure to beat out the Blackjack Pizza folks!)[:'(]
3.
It probably wouldn't be gross enough for Blackjack yet.
The Thread!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:10 pm
by DuckofTindalos
T - 17; those weirdos should be killed slowly...
RE: Pizza!!!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:12 pm
by Nikademus
ORIGINAL: RUPD3658
Heathens! A real Itailian (which I am not but I grew up with several) would throw you out of his pizzaria for even asking for such an abomination.
I'm not Italian. GIMMIE THOSE ARTICHOKE HEARTS and PESTO!!!!!
ANARCHY!!!!!!!!! (and pizza!)
RE: Pizza!!!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:22 pm
by RUPD3658
ORIGINAL: Nikademus
ORIGINAL: RUPD3658
Heathens! A real Itailian (which I am not but I grew up with several) would throw you out of his pizzaria for even asking for such an abomination.
I'm not Italian. GIMMIE THOSE ARTICHOKE HEARTS and PESTO!!!!!
ANARCHY!!!!!!!!! (and pizza!)
Meat or veggies, nothing else. Now slowly step away from the yuppie pie and no one gets hurt.
The only new fangled one I love is Buffalo Chicken [&o]
Does it strike anyone else as weird that Anarchists have meetings and publications? Seems to go against their ideals. [:D]
RE: Pizza!!!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:27 pm
by niceguy2005
ORIGINAL: RUPD3658
Does it strike anyone else as weird that Anarchists have meetings and publications? Seems to go against their ideals. [:D]
Ever notice that most anarchist meetings are two guys of questionable sanity ranting at each other?
The Thread!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:27 pm
by DuckofTindalos
Any sort of organisation of anarchists should strictly speaking be impossible... Nice change of subject, BTW.[;)]
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RE: The Thread!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:29 pm
by DuckofTindalos
"We're an Anarcho-Syndicalist commune!"
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RE: Pizza!!!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:34 pm
by Nikademus
ORIGINAL: niceguy2005
Ever notice that most anarchist meetings are two guys of questionable sanity ranting at each other?
its because they couldn't decide on which type of pizza to order.
The Thread!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:38 pm
by rtrapasso
ORIGINAL: Nikademus
ORIGINAL: niceguy2005
Ever notice that most anarchist meetings are two guys of questionable sanity ranting at each other?
its because they couldn't decide on which type of pizza to order.
No, it was they were arguing who got to blow up the Easter Bunny![:'(]
Bunny!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:43 pm
by Nikademus
Bah......Takin names and kickin ass.
RE: The Thread!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:50 pm
by DuckofTindalos
As long as you're not kickin' names and takin' ass!
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RE: The Wabbit!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:07 pm
by Nikademus
No, i wouldn't want to intrude on your domain. [:)]
RE: The Wabbit!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:10 pm
by Dino
Are we back to cowboy jokes...[8|]
RE: The Thread!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:31 pm
by dtravel
Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Kumagaya, Japan where an unidentified bozo walked into a bank. And that was just about the last thing he did right. He then went up to a teller and asked her meekly, "Any idea how you rob a bank?" She said, "No," and when she told him to leave, he quietly turned and walked away. A security guard stepped up and escorted him to the door and on the way out he noticed a bloodstain on our bozo's trousers. He had stabbed himself in the leg with the knife he had planned to use in his heist. He's been charged with illegal possession of a weapon. Maybe they should make a "Bank Robbing for Dummies" book!