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RE: The Thread!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:46 pm
by niceguy2005
ORIGINAL: dtravel
Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Kumagaya, Japan where an unidentified bozo walked into a bank. And that was just about the last thing he did right. He then went up to a teller and asked her meekly, "Any idea how you rob a bank?" She said, "No," and when she told him to leave, he quietly turned and walked away. A security guard stepped up and escorted him to the door and on the way out he noticed a bloodstain on our bozo's trousers. He had stabbed himself in the leg with the knife he had planned to use in his heist. He's been charged with illegal possession of a weapon. Maybe they should make a "Bank Robbing for Dummies" book!
Ok, is it my imagination or is it deja vu all over again? Is this a rare oriental cult of something?
RE: The Thread!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:47 pm
by rtrapasso
ORIGINAL: dtravel
Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Kumagaya, Japan where an unidentified bozo walked into a bank. And that was just about the last thing he did right. He then went up to a teller and asked her meekly, "Any idea how you rob a bank?" She said, "No," and when she told him to leave, he quietly turned and walked away. A security guard stepped up and escorted him to the door and on the way out he noticed a bloodstain on our bozo's trousers. He had stabbed himself in the leg with the knife he had planned to use in his heist. He's been charged with illegal possession of a weapon. Maybe they should make a "Bank Robbing for Dummies" book!
err... this is the same guy i posted about yesterday...
EDIT - crossing posts with Niceguy!
Perhaps it was the guys twin brother or clone... but i rather like the idea of the Stupid Bank Robber Cult! [:D]
RE: Pizza!!!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:48 pm
by niceguy2005
ORIGINAL: Nikademus
ORIGINAL: niceguy2005
Ever notice that most anarchist meetings are two guys of questionable sanity ranting at each other?
its because they couldn't decide on which type of pizza to order.
speaking of pizza its lunch time and I'm hungry. "Hello dominos. Yes, I'd like a pizza with rabbit and easter eggs please."
RE: Pizza!!!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:49 pm
by Nikademus
I'll have your pizza there in 20 minutes.
Pizza and a beating.......two things that go great together!
RE: Pizza!!!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:58 pm
by niceguy2005
ORIGINAL: Nikademus
I'll have your pizza there in 20 minutes.
Pizza and a beating.......two things that go great together!
Lets see, how large of a front door matt do I need to hide a snare for this bunny. hmmm.
*gets out calculator and orders backhoe.
RE: Pizza!!!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:58 pm
by niceguy2005
spam
RE: Pizza!!!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:59 pm
by Nikademus
after the beating of course, i'll eat the pizza and leave the empty box on top of your unconcious body.
[:D]
RE: Pizza!!!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:01 pm
by niceguy2005
bring it on.
do your arms actually extend past that belly? [;)]
RE: Pizza!!!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:02 pm
by DuckofTindalos
T - 13, and no, they don't...
The Thread!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:02 pm
by rtrapasso
ORIGINAL: Nikademus
I'll have your pizza there in 20 minutes.
Pizza and a beating.......two things that go great together!
You must mean taking a beating and eating pizza go good together (since you are the one delivering the pizza).
You must like to eat pizza when playing WITP (and other wargames...) [:'(]
The Thread!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:05 pm
by DuckofTindalos
Yeah, poor Tubbs-Wubbsy needs to eat a lot with all the kickings he gets at WitP...
T -12.
RE: The Thread!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:08 pm
by niceguy2005
I think T will hit 10,000 today/night.
RE: Pizza!!!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:09 pm
by Nikademus
ORIGINAL: niceguy2005
bring it on.
do your arms actually extend past that belly? [;)]
You'll soon know the answer
RE: The Thread!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:09 pm
by rtrapasso
ORIGINAL: Terminus
T -12.
Into the home stretch!
Go, T, go!!
Pizza!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:09 pm
by Nikademus
ORIGINAL: rtrapasso
You must like to eat pizza when playing WITP (and other wargames...) [:'(]
mmm....maybe. [:)]
The Thread!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:10 pm
by DuckofTindalos
T - 11.
RE: The Thread!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:10 pm
by DuckofTindalos
T - 10... Initiate launch sequence...
RE: The Thread!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:13 pm
by rtrapasso
ORIGINAL: Terminus
T - 10... Initiate launch sequence...
Terminus - you are GO for liftoff!!
RE: The Thread!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:17 pm
by DuckofTindalos
Have we gone from gay cowboy to gay astronaut jokes now?[;)]
T - 8...
RE: The Thread!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:20 pm
by niceguy2005
In an effort to portray the seriousness of Ts accomplishments, we will dedicate a Top Ten list to his countdown. We have top 10 things GW Bush observations about Europe.
So far,
10. Europeans speak worse English than I do
9. That Eiffel Tower would make one mother of an oil well
8. Austria looks nothing like it looked on "Survivor"