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ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

ORIGINAL: Mike Solli

I've noticed that his eyebrows would rise a fraction of an inch when he saw a topless female.  He also cracks me up when he runs too.  I just love his movies though.  Can't really figure out why though.

Must be the understated acting! [:D]

Undoubtedly!

per Porch, Monty was very disdainful of Ike as was Patton. Then again Monty was critical of most everyone and had nothing but acid towards 1st Army CO Anderson (Patton, for once agreed with Monty's accessment)

Hard reading at times to see the cracks and dark spots in what was still overall a very successful multi-national coalition. I think Porch is overly critical at times. Neillands (Eighth Army) mangaged to give some very insightful analysis without coming off as a hardass who benefits from total hindsight as does Porch at times.

ORIGINAL: Mike Solli

I've noticed that his eyebrows would rise a fraction of an inch when he saw a topless female.  He also cracks me up when he runs too.  I just love his movies though.  Can't really figure out why though.

ROFLMAO Mike. Reading that made me almost spit out my beer.

Other planks surely:

Lambert (mentioned before)
Clooney
Keanu Reeves

I think that was probably the only time Patton and Monty agreed on something.
 
By the way, what's with the wood fetish, Nik?

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

ORIGINAL: Mike Solli

I've noticed that his eyebrows would rise a fraction of an inch when he saw a topless female.  He also cracks me up when he runs too.  I just love his movies though.  Can't really figure out why though.

Must be the understated acting! [:D]

Thing that always made me laugh about Segal was that in all of his early movies, he never even let himself get hit. Even BRUCE took the occasional punch or kick. Not the Stever.....he was untouchable up till he did that movie with JayZ (exit wounds?)

He dreams of something he doesn't have[;)]
 
You suck JFB Nikatubbsy[:'(]

eh....i don know......i "feel" like chewing wood this morning. I need a vacation.

ORIGINAL: Speedy

ORIGINAL: Mike Solli

I've noticed that his eyebrows would rise a fraction of an inch when he saw a topless female.  He also cracks me up when he runs too.  I just love his movies though.  Can't really figure out why though.

ROFLMAO Mike. Reading that made me almost spit out my beer.

Other planks surely:

Lambert (mentioned before)
Clooney
Keanu Reeves

Beer? Must be nice. I still have 6+ hours before I have the option.[:(]

ORIGINAL: Nikademus
Thing that always made me laugh about Segal was that in all of his early movies, he never even let himself get hit. Even BRUCE took the occasional punch or kick. Not the Stever.....he was untouchable up till he did that movie with JayZ (exit wounds?)

The only of his films I found mildly entertaining is Under Seige.

His voice is also highly comical.

Am I wrong in thinking he was accused of child molesting?

child molesting?

I don't think so. I heard once that he got knocked out in a sleeper hold while filming a movie, bragging that it couldn't be done. Then there's allegedly some sort of mystical mumbo jumbo that he's into. Don know. I havn't paid much attention to him since Under Siege.

Not to change the subject, but I had something really rotten happen in Rangoon last night.  It's 20 Jul 42 and I had about 100 Oscars on 90% CAP minding my own business.  Along comes that bastardly British bomber fleet and not one of my fighters rises to the occasion.  I lost 60 some odd Oscars on the ground. [:(]  Rangoon airfield is a mess and I don't have enough supply there to add more fighters (not that they would be repaired anyway).  I have a handful of damaged fighters (not one is in a flyable condition).  There goes my air defense of Burma.[:(]

this sounds like a job for.....

STEVEN SEGAL!!!

[:D]
 
Definitely the left end of the bell curve (or right end if you're an Allied Fanboy).

ORIGINAL: Speedy

ORIGINAL: Mike Solli

I've noticed that his eyebrows would rise a fraction of an inch when he saw a topless female.  He also cracks me up when he runs too.  I just love his movies though.  Can't really figure out why though.

ROFLMAO Mike. Reading that made me almost spit out my beer.

Other planks surely:

Lambert (mentioned before)
Clooney
Keanu Reeves

Didn't we have J.C. Van Damme on the list?

Yup, good addition.

Don't mess with the Van Damme. GF unit thinks he's HOT.

My favourite Steven Seagal movie is Executive Decision, because he gets killed in it...

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

Don't mess with the Van Damme. GF unit thinks he's HOT.

Time to upgrade the GF.[:(]

ORIGINAL: Terminus

My favourite Steven Seagal movie is Executive Decision, because he gets killed in it...

Is that the one where he gets sucked out of the plane?

Yep. They're trying to climb from their Stealth Fighter/Transport up through the belly of the 747, and BA-WHOOSH, it goes from being a Steven Seagal movie to a Kurt Russell movie. BTW, Mr. Russell should have retired after Escape from New York, he's been on a steep downward slope since then...