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I'm sorry too T but that is funny[:D]

ORIGINAL: Terminus

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

By "They" he means "Weight Watchers"

They don't have the manpower to watch me; they're too busy watching you, Fatty McFatterson...

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Good comeback, though! [:D]

ORIGINAL: Terminus

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

By "They" he means "Weight Watchers"

They don't have the manpower to watch me; they're too busy watching you, Fatty McFatterson...

They don't have the manpower to spare to watch someone like me who can see their shoelaces when they glance downward.....unlike in your case Spaminus Eatsalotius

What Tubbsy neglects to mention is the fact that when he glances down to see his shoelaces, he's holding them in his hand!

I have it on good authority that he hasn't seen, or indeed, WASHED, his feet in decades...

Now that the fat rabbit's shut up for a bit, here's an interesting (and somber) link that people might want to check out:

http://www.essentialsomme.com/index.htm

ORIGINAL: Terminus

What Tubbsy neglects to mention is the fact that when he glances down to see his shoelaces, he's holding them in his hand!

I have it on good authority that he hasn't seen, or indeed, WASHED, his feet in decades...

you are, as usual, totally incorrect.....ad-homen....non-sequitar.......does not compute ooga booga.

The offer for a race remains. I'd offer to have you pick up the guantlet but there's no crane handy to reorient you once you tumble over.

Sorry, don't have the time to hop a flight to Rain Town, Washington...

ORIGINAL: Terminus

Heh, the military is a great way to stop being a picky eater. If you've sat in a bush for three days without a hot meal, you'll eat ANYTHING...

Heh. Notice that many military/ex-military eat really fast too. You don't see it or taste it quite as long.[:D]

ORIGINAL: Mike Solli

ORIGINAL: Terminus

Heh, the military is a great way to stop being a picky eater. If you've sat in a bush for three days without a hot meal, you'll eat ANYTHING...

Heh. Notice that many military/ex-military eat really fast too. You don't see it or taste it quite as long.[:D]

Yeah... I had to retrain myself to eat slowly after I got out...

ORIGINAL: Terminus

Sorry, don't have the time to hop a flight to Rain Town, Washington...

or the cash to have both you and your bulk transported.

ORIGINAL: Terminus

Put a shovel in it, you overweight, floppy-eared, ballon-butted, foul-smelling, psychopathic, arsonistic, crap-pseudo-coffee-drinking, show pants-wearing, multi-dyslexic underachiever!

Can you be a little more specific please?

ORIGINAL: Terminus

They don't have the manpower to watch me;

Oh the endless possibility for jokes, but must resist...must...re..sist.

*Grabs side and passes out on the floor.

ORIGINAL: Terminus

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

By "They" he means "Weight Watchers"

They don't have the manpower to watch me; they're too busy watching you, Fatty McFatterson...

According to Johnny Carson, "They" is the Dick van Patton family.

ORIGINAL: Terminus

ORIGINAL: Mike Solli

ORIGINAL: Terminus

Heh, the military is a great way to stop being a picky eater. If you've sat in a bush for three days without a hot meal, you'll eat ANYTHING...

Heh. Notice that many military/ex-military eat really fast too. You don't see it or taste it quite as long.[:D]

Yeah... I had to retrain myself to eat slowly after I got out...

I'll probably be in another 9 or so years.[:(] I don't think I'll ever relearn.[:(]

So you're ex-military, huh? What are the details?

ORIGINAL: niceguy2005

ORIGINAL: Terminus

They don't have the manpower to watch me;

Oh the endless possibility for jokes, but must resist...must...re..sist.

*Grabs side and passes out on the floor.

[:D]

Well, it looks like Mogami is going to be sworn in on Monday, and I get to do it. [:D]

That's pretty cool. I can't wait.

ORIGINAL: Mike Solli

Well, it looks like Mogami is going to be sworn in on Monday, and I get to do it. [:D]

That's pretty cool. I can't wait.

$5 says you flub one of the sentences in the oath... [:D]

(Pressure ? What pressure ?)

ORIGINAL: Mike Solli

Well, it looks like Mogami is going to be sworn in on Monday, and I get to do it. [:D]

That's pretty cool. I can't wait.

[X(] [X(] [X(]

i hadn't gotten excited/nervous about this until now!!

The big news this morning from these parts is the LT. serving at Fort Lewis who has been called up to be deployed to Iraq. He is refusing because he believes the war is illegal. This ain't my father's miliary. [8|]

ORIGINAL: Mike Solli

Well, it looks like Mogami is going to be sworn in on Monday, and I get to do it. [:D]

That's pretty cool. I can't wait.

This is seriously for real?? You aren't kidding??