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RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right?
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 6:30 pm
by Grollub
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: sprior
As for Luzon we've got aircraft carriers, battleships, cruisers, battlecruisers, submarine cruisers, submarines, fighters, bombers, fighterbombers, marine divisions, infantry divisions, marine divisions, rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con men, indian agents, mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwackers, hornswagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, shit kickers, and methodists!
Observation: "You said marine divisions twice!"
Response: "I like Marine Divisions."
Maybe he meant these guys (the second time)?
RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right?
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 6:31 pm
by Chickenboy
Muskegon? That'll play havoc with the fishing season in Michigan...
RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right?
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 6:34 pm
by Chickenboy
I was intimating the personnel interview by Heady...erm...Hedley Lamar of the bushwackers and hooligans in Blazing Saddles.
Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.
[:D]
RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right?
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 6:35 pm
by Grollub
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
I was intimating the personnel interview by Heady...erm...Hedley Lamar of the bushwackers and hooligans in Blazing Saddles.
Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.
[:D]
I noticed [;)][:D]
RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right?
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 6:35 pm
by sprior
ORIGINAL: Grollub
ORIGINAL: sprior
I've sent a battleship and some destroyers to cover Op Tony.
As for Luzon we've got aircraft carriers, battleships, cruisers, battlecruisers, submarine cruisers, submarines, fighters, bombers, fighterbombers, marine divisions, infantry divisions, marine divisions, rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con men, indian agents, mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwackers, hornswagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, shit kickers, and methodists!
So let's go and have some fun!
You forgot the Twats.
These guys?
RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right?
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 6:38 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: sprior
ORIGINAL: Grollub
ORIGINAL: sprior
I've sent a battleship and some destroyers to cover Op Tony.
As for Luzon we've got aircraft carriers, battleships, cruisers, battlecruisers, submarine cruisers, submarines, fighters, bombers, fighterbombers, marine divisions, infantry divisions, marine divisions, rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con men, indian agents, mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwackers, hornswagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, shit kickers, and methodists!
So let's go and have some fun!
You forgot the Twats.
These guys?
Clousta Twatt? Is that near Clih Forest?
RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right?
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 6:39 pm
by Grollub
ORIGINAL: sprior
ORIGINAL: Grollub
ORIGINAL: sprior
I've sent a battleship and some destroyers to cover Op Tony.
As for Luzon we've got aircraft carriers, battleships, cruisers, battlecruisers, submarine cruisers, submarines, fighters, bombers, fighterbombers, marine divisions, infantry divisions, marine divisions, rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con men, indian agents, mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwackers, hornswagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, shit kickers, and methodists!
So let's go and have some fun!
You forgot the Twats.
These guys?
No, this guy.
RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right?
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 6:39 pm
by sprior
We know.
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
I was intimating the personnel interview by Heady...erm...Hedley Lamar of the bushwackers and hooligans in Blazing Saddles.
Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.
[:D]
RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right?
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 6:40 pm
by sprior
No, this guy.
That's a female.
I used to drive down that road.
RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right?
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 6:44 pm
by Grollub
Better?
RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right?
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 6:46 pm
by sprior
ORIGINAL: Grollub
Better?
Bloody tourists
RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right?
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 6:48 pm
by Grollub
Thank you for correcting me. We must all work diligently to ensure the high standards of this AAR.
ETA; Never mind. I'm in the wrong AAR.
RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right?
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 6:50 pm
by sprior
Indeed, if we started just posting complete bollocks where would be?
RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right?
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 7:01 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: sprior
Indeed, if we started just posting complete bollocks where would be?
Page 376, I reckon.
RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right?
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 7:02 pm
by sprior
It's a fair cop guv, you've got us bang to rights. We'll come quietly.
RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right?
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 1:46 am
by Emmor
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
So, I decide to read the manual and figure out why all my task forces are going places I don't want them to go and on the first freakin' page it tells me I am going to catch epilepsy becasue I am already doing everything it says not to do. [X(]
See this is why you have had it right all along.. Keep pretending not to read the manual and you won't get hurt.
P.s. Actually, I wouldn't believe any of it. What really happened was some lawyer got absolutely trashed by the AI and threatened to sue Matrix unless they put that disclaimer in there. Now he can tell all his friends that the computer did it, not his lousy play.
RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right?
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:59 am
by sprior
Damage to prince of Wales greatly exaggerated in earlier reports:
RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right?
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:00 am
by sprior
Nearly there:
RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right?
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:22 am
by witpqs
ORIGINAL: sprior
Nearly there:
Woah! All this thunder and fury and you haven't even unloaded at Prome yet? [X(]
RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right?
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 1:26 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: witpqs
Woah! All this thunder and fury and you haven't even unloaded at Prome yet? [X(]
Umm...Argletonian dude...can one unload at Prome? Isn't that upriver / inland?