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ORIGINAL: Mike Solli

Aw, come on.

Edit: Pretty please, with nuts on top?

Arghh - ok... please remember Mog's new occupation as cook.

The Airforce (and airborne's) semi-official motto: Death From Above.
The Submarine service's is: Death From Below.
The Army Cooks motto is: Death From Within.

Mog was awarded this medal for using cooking as an offensive weapon.

This caused severe intestinal upset in the enemy.

That's right - the medal is: The Purple Fart! [8|] [:'(]

Now aren't you sorry you asked!! [:D]

Mwa-wa-wa-wa-waaaaah...

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.[:D]

I just can't wait until Mogami sees that. [:D]

Just wonderful.

He'll love it. Now we have to make him read THE THREAD and come to the thread of light.[:D]

BTW - the CHECK ENGINE light came back on in my wife's car... and once again, they found rodent sign in the engine. Now she is off to buy coyote urine... [8|] [:D]

Does this happen to have any link to Mogami's newfound part-time occupation?

(I certainly hope not. He may be cooking for me in the near future.)

Edit: [:(]

ORIGINAL: Mike Solli

Does this happen to have any link to Mogami's newfound part-time occupation?

(I certainly hope not. He may be cooking for me in the near future.)

Edit: [:(]

AFAIK - no. [:D]

I foresee a meteoric rise in revenue for take-out places around a certain ONG base in the immediate future...

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

BTW - the CHECK ENGINE light came back on in my wife's car... and once again, they found rodent sign in the engine. Now she is off to buy coyote urine... [8|] [:D]

I say it again; Yeuuuu!

How about you go behind the dash and disconnect the check engine light. [:D] Seems easier to me.[:'(]

ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

BTW - the CHECK ENGINE light came back on in my wife's car... and once again, they found rodent sign in the engine. Now she is off to buy coyote urine... [8|] [:D]

I say it again; Yeuuuu!

How about you go behind the dash and disconnect the check engine light. [:D] Seems easier to me.[:'(]

i guess the CAR TALK approach is even easier - just put some masking tape over that area of the instrument panel... [8|] [:D]

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

BTW - the CHECK ENGINE light came back on in my wife's car... and once again, they found rodent sign in the engine. Now she is off to buy coyote urine... [8|] [:D]

I say it again; Yeuuuu!

How about you go behind the dash and disconnect the check engine light. [:D] Seems easier to me.[:'(]

i guess the CAR TALK approach is even easier - just put some masking tape over that area of the instrument panel... [8|] [:D]

See. There's two professionals telling you. How can you go wrong[:D]

ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

No, but what about the home improvement center megastore? Some of the stuff they've got qualifies by looking at the labels.[:D][:D]

ORIGINAL: Mike Solli

ORIGINAL: Terminus

You'll need a Cricket Poison system, like Mr. Burns has. There's one episode, where he's sitting behind his desk in the evening, and we hear crickets outside. Then he pushes a big red button, a cloud of green gas rises behind him, and we hear many small creatures coughing and dying.

Cool. I wonder if anyone on ebay is selling surplus chemical weapons?

i accidentally "manufactured" a chemical weapon cleaning the toilet once... [X(]

NOT a good idea to mix cleansers!! (i ran out of the room when a green cloud emerged from the toilet, remembering my high school chemistry a tad late...)

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

No, but what about the home improvement center megastore? Some of the stuff they've got qualifies by looking at the labels.[:D][:D]

ORIGINAL: Mike Solli




Cool. I wonder if anyone on ebay is selling surplus chemical weapons?

i accidentally "manufactured" a chemical weapon cleaning the toilet once... [X(]

NOT a good idea to mix cleansers!! (i ran out of the room when a green cloud emerged from the toilet, remembering my high school chemistry a tad late...)

Yes. I did that once. I know bleach and ammonia do not mix well (or too well as the case may be). I had used the bleach and rinsed the tile. I thought I had done a good rinse on the bleach. I was wrong. Once I was using the ammonnia... My eyes started to water I could not breath. I evacuated the area and used fans for ventilation for 30 minutes. Please don't ever do this. It can be hazzardous to your health.

i used a different combination, and managed to recognize what was happening before i breathed in. Mr. Burns could be using this on the crickets, though...

There, we answered the cricket question.

Blump...

ORIGINAL: Terminus

Blump...

i think we were just hit by a blimp!!?!

EDIT: No, Nik is on another thread...

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

ORIGINAL: Terminus

Blump...

i think we were just hit by a blimp!!?!

Oh the humanity!!!!

He got fired for getting overly emotional...[8|]