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RE: So, One Day...
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 1:03 pm
by Cap Mandrake
ORIGINAL: LST Express
is like the ball and chain......
with a really big sieve attached. That simple insight cause Lord Louis to sit upright in a cold sweat and throw back the mossie netting to reveal....
RE: So, One Day...
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 2:02 pm
by BrucePowers
his defensive plans to repel the Imperial Japanese were full of holes so he called for....
RE: So, One Day...
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:30 pm
by thegreatwent
His pipe, he called for his bowl and he called for his Admirals three...
RE: So, One Day...
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:37 pm
by Chickenboy
...but in spite of all his calling, the only things that showed up were...
RE: So, One Day...
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 4:08 pm
by Schanilec
...a staff that could not agree.
Looking to the west...
RE: So, One Day...
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 4:26 pm
by PeteG662
He started to run a pilot test.....
RE: So, One Day...
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 4:34 pm
by LST Express
Just as his silly chief of staff backed in to a hornets nest....
RE: So, One Day...
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 4:44 pm
by jeffk3510
...out stepped Gen. Prentiss holding a...
RE: So, One Day...
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 5:30 pm
by thegreatwent
vuvuzela. "Gentlemen, this will win the war". Then he turned to...
RE: So, One Day...
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 5:37 pm
by Cap Mandrake
[:D]
RE: So, One Day...
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 5:39 pm
by Cap Mandrake
General Blamey, who had just recently arrived on the on the Broome & Nantucket Express which had just undergone renovation and was sporting a brand new...
RE: So, One Day...
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 5:43 pm
by PeteG662
fez, from his recent stopover at Casablanca where......
RE: So, One Day...
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:02 pm
by vettim89
he had just witnessed he finals of the World Cup of Canasta between the team from Moldavia and .....
RE: So, One Day...
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:04 pm
by Schanilec
..Morocco Mole greeted him on the tarmac.
RE: So, One Day...
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:18 pm
by nashvillen
The General had a few words with Morocco Mole about his latest book, specifically...
RE: So, One Day...
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:20 pm
by Cap Mandrake
the striking dearth of LGTB characters in the novel. The General then turned and announced to all around that he was.....
RE: So, One Day...
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:44 pm
by Canoerebel
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
the striking dearth of LGTB characters in the novel. The General then turned and announced to all around that he was.....
suffering from an acute bout of irritable bowel syndrome.
"My goodness, general," a symphathetic mime ejaculated, thus violating his own code of ethics while remaining preternaturally offensive. "I would like to offer you a beef brisquet, but I'm afraid Piggly Wiggly is closed for the day."
"Hoy! That sucks!" the dejected rather than jovial general guffawed. "My knickers would be in a wad, but I can see by your outfit that you are a..."
RE: So, One Day...
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 9:02 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Canoerebel
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
the striking dearth of LGTB characters in the novel. The General then turned and announced to all around that he was.....
suffering from an acute bout of irritable bowel syndrome.
"My goodness, general," a symphathetic mime ejaculated, thus violating his own code of ethics while remaining preternaturally offensive. "I would like to offer you a beef brisquet, but I'm afraid Piggly Wiggly is closed for the day."
"Hoy! That sucks!" the dejected rather than jovial general guffawed. "My knickers would be in a wad, but I can see by your outfit that you are a..."
...man who is amused by ejaculating mimes! Speaking of which, this chap I once knew from Nantucket...
RE: So, One Day...
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 9:47 pm
by Cap Mandrake
who developed a curious and what was generally regarded as inappropriate affinity for a large female lobster that was kept in a tank down at Gino's Pizzaria on E. Elm St.. He entered the establishment one night....
RE: So, One Day...
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:49 pm
by crsutton
and said, "take my wife,please." To which he then...