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RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:09 pm
by DuckofTindalos
ORIGINAL: Nikademus

future strategic initiative.


Is that what you kids are calling it these days?[:D]

RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:12 pm
by Speedysteve
Buttface listen.

I said Yenen woulkd fall and it did. Your troops RAN away since they knew I would wipe the floor with them. Next stop Chungking.

Did you like Ro-34? [:'(]

RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:15 pm
by Nikademus
Yup, you said Yennen would fall..."fall" is defined as your troops wrestling it from an enemy. What you got was "occupied" as in , "Yenen was occupied only after Chinese forces decided to let you have it" All Chinese forces remain fully intact. Come to Chungking....get some moo shoo pork. (and an ass whuppin)

Like the RO? obviously ASW is broken....you sub should have sank. But alas i could not see since the turn did not arrive because you are a HOSER.


RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:23 pm
by Speedysteve
I class 'falling' as it fell to my side. I occupied it so it fell. It is mine and will remain so butthead.

You can't just run away and then say ha I won £5 bet due to my technicality.

RO-34 is a diamond. Pah. Your little PG's were busy sailing as fast away as possible. Your western scum don't have much fight in them do they?

The game is broken.

By the way butt features. WTF is a HOSER?

RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:28 pm
by DuckofTindalos
From Bobnet:

A hoser is someone who types 'c-o-l-o-u-r-s', clicks 'ignore' in spell-check, and feels rebellious. (Gwen Gaddes)

Someone who has a separate section in their wallet for Canadian Tire money. (Gwen Gaddes)

When giving directions, always starts from the beer store. (Keith Dessler)

A hoser drinks a lot of beer and therefore needs to visit the bathroom often, draining the beer with his personal 'hose.' (uncredited)


RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:28 pm
by Nikademus
nope....Fell is defined as having been lost in combat. the USSBS says so. Your thought process is inconsistant. cant you see that? do you want too?

Lets see you do that with the new and improved Nikmod 3.0c! messing with China now.....oh i love to fiddle with things WitP....always improrving. tee hee. Wave motion gun added to OOB.

Ask Ron what a Hoser is....he's Canadian.....take off eh?


RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:34 pm
by Speedysteve
Buttface. Your explanations are irrelevant.

For that insult Chungking will fall. I was planning to stop at the railyard. Not no more. China will be wiped from the planet.

P.S. I assume you are going to pay me £5 by paypal?

RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:39 pm
by Nikademus
Pay you....you need to pay me since you have proven to be an Axis Fanboy who doesn't know what he's taking about. That seems to be the norm around here......people just dont think. I'm a thinker of course.....and a tinker.

I'm a smoker, i'm a joker, i'm a real jive talker. Playin the music in the sunnnnnnn......i'm not a quitter, i'm a winner, i'm a lover.....and i'm a sinner. fa la la la la

mail payments to studmuffin@hotmail.com

We'll keep the moo shoo on the wok. come to butthead


RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:51 pm
by DuckofTindalos
Out of 129 posts in this thread so far, only 5 have actually contained combat reports. That has to be some sort of record!

RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:54 pm
by Nikademus
huh huh



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RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:58 pm
by Speedysteve
Your AAR? Your AAR?

Who started it gimp? Me thats right me. Its my great AAR. Muhahahaha

Mr T - would you like more AAR and less Butthead?

RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 2:00 pm
by DuckofTindalos
Well, since I am at least partially responsible myself for this state of affairs... I'm probably the wrong person to ask. Although it seems we're the only 3 who are reading it.

RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 2:01 pm
by Nikademus
Who's mod is it Buttwipe?

Mine! huh huh....eh huh huh......come here and say that to my face... huh huh.....at 6000 feet.....com'on.....I dare you. I'm at Khomina.......huh huh......huh huh....your Zeros suck.......huh huh...

YEAH! heh heh.....fire..fire..fire ..FIRE...FIRE...FIRE!


RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 2:02 pm
by DuckofTindalos
Where's Khomina? That your secret base, Buttdemus?[:'(]

RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 2:02 pm
by Speedysteve
Being the best AAR and a wealth of comedy surely everyone must read this no? [;)]

RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 2:03 pm
by DuckofTindalos
ORIGINAL: Speedy

Being the best AAR and a wealth of comedy surely everyone must read this no? [;)]

A highly specialised sort of comedy...[:D]

RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 2:03 pm
by Speedysteve
Buttdemus. LOL

I never denied that it was your mod. I said it was my AAR.

Please keep sending your bombers in at 6000 feet. My flak guys need something to do.

RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 2:04 pm
by Speedysteve
ORIGINAL: Terminus

ORIGINAL: Speedy

Being the best AAR and a wealth of comedy surely everyone must read this no? [;)]

A highly specialised sort of comedy...[:D]

[;)]

To those who don't know me on the board they surely would think either:

1. I'm deranged.

2. Nik is certainly deranged.

3. I am a terribly serious Japanese Fanboy

[:D]

RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 2:04 pm
by DuckofTindalos
Fight... Fight... Fight... Fight...

RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 2:07 pm
by Speedysteve
You're like a bad penny. You just keep on coming back [;)]

P.S. Buttface will never keep PM. All his ships will be sunk by the glorious RO-34 [:'(]