RE: Mars vs. Venus
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 12:04 pm
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ORIGINAL: Grollub
We're prfectly nrmal. A littll hrd to write with pen in mouth with the arms lockd by the straitjackt though.
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RE: Mars vs. Venus
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 1:47 pm
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Wound my heart with a monotonous languor
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 7:38 pm
The secret operation to get the HOA out of my hindquarters is in full glory. It's working! I tried rational advancement of my view with civilized discourse. Useless. I tried sarcasm. No go. In fact, I am pretty sure the sarcasm backfired.
This forced my to sit down with an adult beverage and do some serious planning. I copied their insincere style of salutations using:
"With the warmest of warmth"
or
"Warmly, Your obediant servant"
It worked! The two women there in the Berchtesgarten now answer my emails promptly and courtesously and they actually do what I request. Perhaps I am reading too much into this but it seems they are also being playfully flirtatious. Well, I'm not going to let this opportunity to get the girls at the HOA on my side so, just now, I sent them naked pictures of myself.
This forced my to sit down with an adult beverage and do some serious planning. I copied their insincere style of salutations using:
"With the warmest of warmth"
or
"Warmly, Your obediant servant"
It worked! The two women there in the Berchtesgarten now answer my emails promptly and courtesously and they actually do what I request. Perhaps I am reading too much into this but it seems they are also being playfully flirtatious. Well, I'm not going to let this opportunity to get the girls at the HOA on my side so, just now, I sent them naked pictures of myself.
RE: Wound my heart with a monotonous languor
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 9:19 pm
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
The secret operation to get the HOA out of my hindquarters is in full glory. It's working! I tried rational advancement of my view with civilized discourse. Useless. I tried sarcasm. No go. In fact, I am pretty sure the sarcasm backfired.
This forced my to sit down with an adult beverage and do some serious planning. I copied their insincere style of salutations using:
"With the warmest of warmth"
or
"Warmly, Your obediant servant"
It worked! The two women there in the Berchtesgarten now answer my emails promptly and courtesously and they actually do what I request. Perhaps I am reading too much into this but it seems they are also being playfully flirtatious. Well, I'm not going to let this opportunity to get the girls at the HOA on my side so, just now, I sent them naked pictures of myself.
Good luck with that, what could possibly go wrong... [X(]
RE: Wound my heart with a monotonous languor
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:22 pm
This will be one of the few instances where I DON'T express "Pictures or it didn't happen." 
RE: Wound my heart with a monotonous languor
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:37 pm
Perhaps I am reading too much into this but it seems they are also being playfully flirtatious
remember your age...fantasy's no longer come true...[:)]
RE: Wound my heart with a monotonous languor
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:58 pm
Isn't that what one of your Congressmen said after sending out his image on Facebook or something. What was his name? Hot-dog? Something like that ... [8|]ORIGINAL: Justus2
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
The secret operation to get the HOA out of my hindquarters is in full glory. It's working! I tried rational advancement of my view with civilized discourse. Useless. I tried sarcasm. No go. In fact, I am pretty sure the sarcasm backfired.
This forced my to sit down with an adult beverage and do some serious planning. I copied their insincere style of salutations using:
"With the warmest of warmth"
or
"Warmly, Your obediant servant"
It worked! The two women there in the Berchtesgarten now answer my emails promptly and courtesously and they actually do what I request. Perhaps I am reading too much into this but it seems they are also being playfully flirtatious. Well, I'm not going to let this opportunity to get the girls at the HOA on my side so, just now, I sent them naked pictures of myself.
Good luck with that, what could possibly go wrong... [X(]
RE: Wound my heart with a monotonous languor
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 12:05 am
ORIGINAL: BBfanboy
Isn't that what one of your Congressmen said after sending out his image on Facebook or something. What was his name? Hot-dog? Something like that ... [8|]ORIGINAL: Justus2
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
The secret operation to get the HOA out of my hindquarters is in full glory. It's working! I tried rational advancement of my view with civilized discourse. Useless. I tried sarcasm. No go. In fact, I am pretty sure the sarcasm backfired.
This forced my to sit down with an adult beverage and do some serious planning. I copied their insincere style of salutations using:
"With the warmest of warmth"
or
"Warmly, Your obediant servant"
It worked! The two women there in the Berchtesgarten now answer my emails promptly and courtesously and they actually do what I request. Perhaps I am reading too much into this but it seems they are also being playfully flirtatious. Well, I'm not going to let this opportunity to get the girls at the HOA on my side so, just now, I sent them naked pictures of myself.
Good luck with that, what could possibly go wrong... [X(]
Yes, Rep Weiner from NY (not really one of my congressmen, I am from Illinois, where our Governors go to jail, not to Twitter). Ironically, he (Weiner) is now talking about running again, but admitted there may be more photos yet to come...
RE: Wound my heart with a monotonous languor
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 1:51 am
"Running Weiners"? Cap'n-isn't there something you can give 'em for that? Ugh.
RE: Wound my heart with a monotonous languor
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 1:53 am
ORIGINAL: BBfanboy
Isn't that what one of your Congressmen said after sending out his image on Facebook or something. What was his name? Hot-dog? Something like that ... [8|]
Yes, it was something like that. But he drove a Ford. A crack-smoking Ford. You guys up North sell that model, doncha?
RE: Wound my heart with a monotonous languor
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 5:20 am
No - no, can't be true. He waited a week, fired or forced to resign five of his closest staff, then had his brother plead his innocence before he came out and said he did not do the alleged deed, with eyes darting down and right as he said it [indicates embarrassment, shame and lying]. If he said he didn't do it, everything is cleared up then, isn't it?ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: BBfanboy
Isn't that what one of your Congressmen said after sending out his image on Facebook or something. What was his name? Hot-dog? Something like that ... [8|]
Yes, it was something like that. But he drove a Ford. A crack-smoking Ford. You guys up North sell that model, doncha?
OK - political highjack over - not enough innuendo in this one!
RE: Wound my heart with a monotonous languor
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 9:54 am
Do we do innuendo in this thread, or is that too hard to tackle?
RE: Wound my heart with a monotonous languor
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 9:57 am
Meanwhile here's a pic of soldiers with not much on.
RE: Wound my heart with a monotonous languor
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 11:36 am
I grimaced whilest following the link. Imagine my relief to find they were female Israeli soldiers. Whew.
The caption indicated that they were disciplined for posing for the photo. I wonder if that included a spanking. Yes, they were naughty and needed a spanking. [X(] And after that the...
Oh, never mind...
RE: Wound my heart with a monotonous languor
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 1:13 pm
It worked! The two women there in the Berchtesgarten now answer my emails promptly and courtesously and they actually do what I request. Perhaps I am reading too much into this but it seems they are also being playfully flirtatious. Well, I'm not going to let this opportunity to get the girls at the HOA on my side so, just now, I sent them naked pictures of myself
D A M N it Mandrake! You owe me a new can of monitor wipes.
RE: Wound my heart with a monotonous languor
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 1:39 pm
Oh, Admiral Lord sprior, your question about innuendo is now answered! [Most will be happy with the answer.][;)]ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
I grimaced whilest following the link. Imagine my relief to find they were female Israeli soldiers. Whew.
The caption indicated that they were disciplined for posing for the photo. I wonder if that included a spanking. Yes, they were naughty and needed a spanking. [X(] And after that the...
Oh, never mind...
RE: Wound my heart with a monotonous languor
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 3:32 pm
In what army can you find five hot women all in one picture? The Israeli of course....i wonder if this was just a random sample. I don't ever remember seeing this in my military days, but BAM's are generally not as feminine.
RE: Wound my heart with a monotonous languor
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 3:36 pm
Two words... "Michael Douglas"ORIGINAL: Justus2
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
The secret operation to get the HOA out of my hindquarters is in full glory. It's working! I tried rational advancement of my view with civilized discourse. Useless. I tried sarcasm. No go. In fact, I am pretty sure the sarcasm backfired.
This forced my to sit down with an adult beverage and do some serious planning. I copied their insincere style of salutations using:
"With the warmest of warmth"
or
"Warmly, Your obediant servant"
It worked! The two women there in the Berchtesgarten now answer my emails promptly and courtesously and they actually do what I request. Perhaps I am reading too much into this but it seems they are also being playfully flirtatious. Well, I'm not going to let this opportunity to get the girls at the HOA on my side so, just now, I sent them naked pictures of myself.
Good luck with that, what could possibly go wrong... [X(]
RE: Wound my heart with a monotonous languor
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 3:48 pm
ORIGINAL: witpqs
Two words... "Michael Douglas"ORIGINAL: Justus2
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
The secret operation to get the HOA out of my hindquarters is in full glory. It's working! I tried rational advancement of my view with civilized discourse. Useless. I tried sarcasm. No go. In fact, I am pretty sure the sarcasm backfired.
This forced my to sit down with an adult beverage and do some serious planning. I copied their insincere style of salutations using:
"With the warmest of warmth"
or
"Warmly, Your obediant servant"
It worked! The two women there in the Berchtesgarten now answer my emails promptly and courtesously and they actually do what I request. Perhaps I am reading too much into this but it seems they are also being playfully flirtatious. Well, I'm not going to let this opportunity to get the girls at the HOA on my side so, just now, I sent them naked pictures of myself.
Good luck with that, what could possibly go wrong... [X(]
Wait. Michael Douglas sent nude pictures of himself to Captain Mandrake? [&:]
RE: Wound my heart with a monotonous languor
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 5:31 pm
Same group, as far as I can tell, after an about face was ordered.
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