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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
The first time I had it used on me as a young lad I thought I had consorted with a she-devil.

And you hadn't? [&:]

An astute observer might ask, "How come Arried idiot high command not-ah have any heavy cruisers covering randing?"

This is why.

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
The first time I had it used on me as a young lad I thought I had consorted with a she-devil.

And you hadn't? [&:]

How do you tell?

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
The first time I had it used on me as a young lad I thought I had consorted with a she-devil.

And you hadn't? [&:]

How do you tell?

The ones with the two "X" chromosomes are she-devil consorts. That's the only way to be sure.

Editrix Note: OK, that will be quite enough of that.

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy




And you hadn't? [&:]

How do you tell?

The ones with the two "X" chromosomes are she-devil consorts. That's the only way to be sure.

Nice going. You just offended 51% of the planet, the Editrix AND the entire Kleinfelter Syndrome Association of America.

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

An astute observer might ask, "How come Arried idiot high command not-ah have any heavy cruisers covering randing?"

This is why.

Impressive ah-trition, Arries!

Another astute observer might ask, "OK, why Arried high command not-ah have any battleships protecting transports or bombarding Aparri?"

This is why. Washington is with Yorktown and the slow BB's are making their way across the Pacific.

The same astute observer might ask, "How come Japan-men not send-ah cruisers to attack Arried ships?"

Because we brow them up! That-ah why.

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Yamashita Bacon bits? LOL! Why is it always food I think of when they show me pix?

Ah! WiTP: AE Rorschach test! Hai! I see torpedo tracks and 'skidmarks'. Answer: Long Lances and dysentery.

What do I win?

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Ah! WiTP: AE Rorschach test! Hai! I see torpedo tracks and 'skidmarks'. Answer: Long Lances and dysentery.

What do I win?

Long lances and dysentery. [:'(]

**********14th Area Army Hosptial, Near Clark Field, May 1, 1943(c)**************


Gen. Yamashita, CO, 14th Area Army, with shirt off: Doctor, why I have breasts of womans?

Chief Surgeon, 14th Area Army: I not-ah sure Generah. Do you smoke ganja?

Gen. Yamashita, CO, 14th Area Army, with shirt off: HA!? Tomoyuki-san drink singah maht, not-ah smoke ganja!

Chief Surgeon, 14th Area Army: So solly, Generah. Have you hear-ah Kreinfelteh's syndrome?

Gen. Yamashita, CO, 14th Area Army, with shirt off: No, not-ah hear. What-ah that?

Chief Surgeon, 14th Area Army: Generah, prease to disrobe. I need to check testicurs.

Gen. Yamashita, CO, 14th Area Army, with shirt off: <cautious look> What-ah testicurs?

Chief Surgeon, 14th Area Army: Cajones, Generah. <makes universal cupped, upturned palm balls symbol>

I think most of us would be pretty cranky if we had "breasts of womans"...well, unless you are a woman, of course....then it would probably be a good thing.

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

I think most of us would be pretty cranky if we had "breasts of womans"...

No, we'd just stay at home and play with them all day.

ORIGINAL: sprior

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

I think most of us would be pretty cranky if we had "breasts of womans"...

No, we'd just stay at home and play with them all day.

[:D] That reminds me of the old joke.


Q: Why do dogs lick their own balls?

A: Because they can.

**********May Day, 1943(c)********

<PA system somewhere, I forget where>

"The interpretive anti-capitalist poetry reading by Cpl. Seeger is hereby canceled. All personnel are hereby ordered to duty stations."

Manira: Wichita finally finds the airfield again but it just has crappy Ida and Helens on it. JJ is moving shit around on their 3 big airfields on Luzon (Crark, Manira and San Fernando) and even Leyte and Davao. Annoying crevah baastards. We were looking for the more dangerous Kates and Vals.

Night Naval bombardment of Manila at 79,77

Japanese aircraft
no flights

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-36 Ida: 5 damaged
Ki-36 Ida: 1 destroyed on ground
Ki-61-Ia Tony: 11 damaged
H6K5 Mavis: 1 damaged
Ki-43-IIa Oscar: 5 damaged
Ki-49-IIa Helen: 3 damaged

Allied Ships
CA Wichita
DD Cony

Japanese ground losses:
137 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 20 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 5 disabled

Airbase hits 6
Runway hits 19
Port hits 1

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
We were looking for the more dangerous Kates and Vals.

Maybe use crever Arried trick? Move CVE, xAP and LCIs near Takao? You find many Kates and Vars. Hai! [&o]