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Hi all,

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

For everyone who played the lottery-some help in interpreting the numbers on your (losing) ticket:

[:D]


Leo "Apollo11"

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

@English people.

You're doing it WRONG! [8|]

Says who?

Lou's pretty bummed about the Enterprise....her last ship. (And her other two are now razor blades!). I can feel her pain

Me too, mine were either "expeneded" as a torpedo target or slowly rotting at Rosyth dockyard.

Good morning! [:)]

ORIGINAL: sprior

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

@English people.

You're doing it WRONG! [8|]

Says who?

Everyone!

ORIGINAL: fodder

ORIGINAL: sprior

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

@English people.

You're doing it WRONG! [8|]

Says who?

Everyone!

The you've never been to a panto or a sods opera

ORIGINAL: sprior

ORIGINAL: fodder

ORIGINAL: sprior




Says who?

Everyone!

The you've never been to a panto or a sods opera

You've got me there, I'm glad to say.

A Panto-opera free morning tithe here too...[&o]

ORIGINAL: sprior

ORIGINAL: fodder

ORIGINAL: sprior




Says who?

Everyone!

The you've never been to a panto or a sods opera

I looked up panto last year when you mentioned the Christmas one. I dont know how enjoyable it is to watch, but I can tell you with absolute certainty that as far as I am concerned, the UK as a nation has lost all license to make fun of the French for liking mimes.

Sods opera I just looked up and the first example was of Brits abusing the melody from the Battle Hymn of the Republic, which as you very well know from the case of Eisenhower v. Montgomery, only Americans are allowed to do. Since I'm feeling extra patriotic this morning, I have chosen to take offense on behalf of my entire nation and will shortly call for a full boycott of Sods Opera in the US. That'll show you!

Still, what does that have to do with "blokes" (or was it "yobs", I can never remember) dressing up in women's clothing and running around?

Meanwhile, in other Brit-related news....

Love the small print from the article: "Again, the Establishment has side-stepped the very real issue that bicycle-seat sniffing leads to all manner of anti-woman crimes."

Really, now? [8|]

ETA: Nice hair, Clinton! [:D]

ETA II: The article describes him as England's most notorious bike seat sniffer. This suggests that there are others that are less notorious? How common is this in England? Is there an epidemic / plague of bike seat sniffers awafting around Londinium? [&:]

Oh yeah! A Clinton = bicycle seat sniffing weirdo UNP! [&o][;)]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ETA II: The article describes him as England's most notorious bike seat sniffer. This suggests that there are others that are less notorious? How common is this in England? Is there an epidemic / plague of bike seat sniffers awafting around Londinium? [&:]

Have you seen 28 Days Later? I think this is how it starts.

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

Meanwhile, in other Brit-related news....

The problem here is that the Sunday Sport is not so much a newspaper as a fictionalised approach to current affairs with boobies in it.

Coffee table, eh? [&:]

If vanishing B-29 bombers and coffee tables made from murder victims aren't your thing, how about bank robbing equidaes? And topless airlines.

ORIGINAL: Dixie



If vanishing B-29 bombers and coffee tables made from murder victims aren't your thing, how about bank robbing equidaes? And topless airlines.

"Fly the REALLY friendly skies" aside, what does a donkey use for weapons? Why was the hazmat crew called out? Why do they look so baffled? C'mon, the inquiring public needs to know!

I'm trying to see if this is more our (defunct) National Enquirer (with boobies) or our The Onion (with boobies). Probably somewhere in between. In any case, a fine source of intelligence MIB-style. [8D]

with boobies in it.

It wasn't called the Sunday Spurt for nothing.

I'm a bilingual illiterate; I can't read in 2 languages.