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When t shirts go wrong.

morning tithe... howdy folks, hope you're all hanging well. [:D]

Summers here in NZ, and it is a beautiful warm morning... life is good.[8D]

Opps... double post, don't know how that happened.

Must be my little toe again. [:D]

England? Is there an epidemic / plague of bike seat sniffers awafting around Londinium?

Did you not own Jazz by Queen? "Fat bottomed girls will be riding your way, oh yeah..."

The insert in the album is NSFW or, I suspect, here.

ORIGINAL: DivePac88

morning tithe... howdy folks, hope you're all hanging well. [:D]

Summers here in NZ, and it is a beautiful warm morning... life is good.[8D]

It's alive!

ORIGINAL: DivePac88

morning tithe... howdy folks, hope you're all hanging well. [:D]

Summers here in NZ, and it is a beautiful warm morning... life is good.[8D]

Des! So very good to hear you're doing well, old bean!

We understand that you were recently in hospital. How is your health after your most recent procedures?

life is good.

The alternative ain't much fun. Good to see you alive and kicking mate!

ORIGINAL: sprior

England? Is there an epidemic / plague of bike seat sniffers awafting around Londinium?

Did you not own Jazz by Queen? "Fat bottomed girls will be riding your way, oh yeah..."

The insert in the album is NSFW or, I suspect, here.

Eh? What's all this inserting into Al's bum then?

ORIGINAL: sprior

When t shirts go wrong.

Hi there Sprior old-chap... I must be thick, but I can't see anything wrong with the tee-shirts. [8|]

ORIGINAL: sprior

ORIGINAL: DivePac88

morning tithe... howdy folks, hope you're all hanging well. [:D]

Summers here in NZ, and it is a beautiful warm morning... life is good.[8D]

It's alive!

I was kind of thinking this, but same basic premise...

What's all this inserting into Al's bum then?

You've been reading too many t shirts again.

By the way, I never did thank you lot for Kelly LeBrock. A fine piece of woman what...[&o]

On second thought, never mind. She was born in New York City. A Yank. Well, I can salute that Yank, alright.

I was kind of thinking this, but same basic premise...

Are you saying:

1. Des looks like Kelly le Brock or
2. Des wears underpants on his head?

The world wonders.

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Des! So very good to hear you're doing well, old bean!

We understand that you were recently in hospital. How is your health after your most recent procedures?

Good to hear you too there Andre... Yes was in hospital, they tell me it was a of touch and go a few weeks ago, but then they always do. [:'(]

But I'm a lot better now, and just have to get over all these holes they've cut in me. Could (should they tell me) have stayed in hospital, but I've come home with a hospital bed ( and half the ward). [;)]

They're braziers on the head, you philistine. Everyone who uses electricity and magazine cutouts to conjure supermodels knows that, dude... [8|]

ORIGINAL: sprior

I was kind of thinking this, but same basic premise...

Are you saying:

1. Des looks like Kelly le Brock or
2. Des wears underpants on his head?

The world wonders.

How the hell did you know that I wear underpants on my head (wards of evil spirits). [X(]

ORIGINAL: DivePac88
But I'm a lot better now, and just have to get over all these holes they've cut in me.

You can't trust those bloody surgeons, I'm afraid. Shiny shiny cut cut is their modus operandi. Glad to hear you've escaped their clutches for the time being. [;)]

( and half the ward).

Nurses too? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

ORIGINAL: sprior

( and half the ward).

Nurses too? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

Yes a couple of these lovely creatures come in from time to time. but when you are covered in bandages,tubes and stuff, romance doesn't really figure. [:-]

Anyway the head-nurse is Mrs Divepac, who is the love of my life. [;)]

ORIGINAL: sprior

When t shirts go wrong.

Nothing wrong with the shirt. The perspective and the minds in gutters, however....[:D]