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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

*****************January 22, 1942(d)***************


Onry 1% of refinery and oirh werrs damaged. [:)]

Understandaburh - swarrow birds dropping coconuts onry do so much damage before get too tired to frap wings!
(ask your opponent about this). [:'(]

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

*****************January 22, 1942(d)***************


Onry 1% of refinery and oirh werrs damaged. [:)]

Understandaburh - swarrow birds dropping coconuts onry do so much damage before get too tired to frap wings!
(ask your opponent about this). [:'(]

Very crurious. Japan-mens receive Arried radio intercept very crose to this ...and then..next night a coupurh of B-17's fry in from SE and brow up an oir pump.

Japan-mens going to do something but not-ah know what yet. Mistah Tojo-san forget to order any night fighters. Honestry, nobody berieve the swarrow business.

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

*****************January 22, 1942(d)***************


Onry 1% of refinery and oirh werrs damaged. [:)]

Understandaburh - swarrow birds dropping coconuts onry do so much damage before get too tired to frap wings!
(ask your opponent about this). [:'(]

Very crurious. Japan-mens receive Arried radio intercept very crose to this ...and then..next night a coupurh of B-17's fry in from SE and brow up an oir pump.

Japan-mens going to do something but not-ah know what yet. Mistah Tojo-san forget to order any night fighters. Honestry, nobody berieve the swarrow business.

I know! I know! Attack Midway!

There aint no Maui Waui on midway. Capture Pinot fields in Oregon.

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

*****************January 22, 1942(d)***************


Onry 1% of refinery and oirh werrs damaged. [:)]

Understandaburh - swarrow birds dropping coconuts onry do so much damage before get too tired to frap wings!
(ask your opponent about this). [:'(]

I had no knowredge of B-17 ops. Swarrows were supposed to fry before Japan-mens take oir werrs. Obviousry, their datai commander have poor aggression rever.

Hey...Arried-mens. Prease to send back Reander and Indianaporis.

4th Division is embarked and moving East across Corarh Sea from Port Moresby. It tempting to head South and take Auckrand before base reinforced from US. Auckrand serf supporting from suppry standpoint, probabry have rots of fuerh, rots of points, shipyard and capture of North Isrand pretty much cut off Austraria from US. CD guns at Auckrand rearry crappy.


Here main probrem with idea:

2nd NZ Div Cav Regiment arrives at Aden
32nd Army Tank Brigade arrives at Aden
2nd Army Tank Brigade arrives at Canada
4th NZ Brigade arrives at Aden
5th NZ Brigade arrives at Aden
6th NZ Brigade arrives at Aden
28th Maori Battalion arrives at Aden
51st Highland Division arrives at Cape Town
Invasion Mobilstn Supply Convoy arrives at Cape Town

Broody herr, that rot of New Zearanders.

ORIGINAL: sprior

Broody herr, that rot of New Zearanders.

Hai! Good news for Rommel...bad news for Japan-mens. Those arr 90 experience/ 90 morarh prus battarrion of crazy Maori-mens.

Terr Mt Hitrer to try hard-ah.

ORIGINAL: sprior

Terr Mt Hitrer to try hard-ah.

Hai! Crazy faired painter! Not-ah even have aircraft carriers. Ret him come ovah here and see what hahppens. Mandrake-san just try brow up New Zearand with airpranes and ships.

Arso, Goering comprete fat ass. Need 4 engine bomber to even get up in air. Japan-mens have rittah more disciprine. Not eat rike swine unress try out for sumo camp.

A minor complaint.

If you name your daughter a goofy made up name like "Jorie" and she is at the 99% on weight at 9 months and she has shoulders like Mean Joe Green.....DO NOT cut her hair like Oliver Hardy and then get mad at the pediatrician when he can't tell the baby's sex when she is stting in her diaper.

Mandrake-san keep checking shrotwave receiver for more batturh reports but nothing hahppen, just annoying ads from someprace in Amazon. [:(] Japan-mens officers not-ah supposed to cry but sometimes rearry hard.

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

A minor complaint.

If you name your daughter a goofy made up name like "Jorie" and she is at the 99% on weight at 9 months and she has shoulders like Mean Joe Green.....DO NOT cut her hair like Oliver Hardy and then get mad at the pediatrician when he can't tell the baby's sex when she is stting in her diaper.

Hai! Babies shouhd not trim mustaches to rook rike Hitrer, shouhd shave right off!

Mandrake-san just find out one of Backstreet Boys get-ah married to anothah mens. This-ah make Mandrake-san wondah. Ah, nevah mind.

Mandrake-san hope Anrews Sistahs not rike otha womans. Have big poster of Andrews Sistahs at Seaside Virra.


Not-ah much happen rast day of war but Mandrake-san think of something to do with 4th Division. [:)]

Mandrake-san in tremendousry good mood because not-ah work for week and because SG I finarry moving out! Huzzah!

Here copy of postah at Seaside Virra. Mandrake-san not-ah aburh to take eyes off headrights.

Is there a map key to the SG Mandrake-san famiry tlee? Is SG I the other half unit or SG junior?

This-ah probabry good thing because one in muddurh not-ah very....uh...photogenic.

The one on the left more than makes up for the beautification scale aid that is the middle primate.