RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 11:33 am
No my friend, they are telling lies.

ORIGINAL: jeffk3510
In an interview today..
Me - "So tell me why you say on your resume you're a hard worker and respectful of others"
Girl - "Ok, well...(cell phone noise)... just a second" she then proceeded to to pull out her phone and answer a text... "Sorry, didn't want to let her forget we were going out tonight"
Me - "Don't worry about, you can just call her now, and let her know you're done"
*facepalm*

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: jeffk3510
In an interview today..
Me - "So tell me why you say on your resume you're a hard worker and respectful of others"
Girl - "Ok, well...(cell phone noise)... just a second" she then proceeded to to pull out her phone and answer a text... "Sorry, didn't want to let her forget we were going out tonight"
Me - "Don't worry about, you can just call her now, and let her know you're done"
*facepalm*
You're not kidding, are you?![]()
ORIGINAL: USS America
Wow. [8|]
ORIGINAL: sprior
In an interview for a sysadmin (candidate shortlisted by HR, has a BA in information systems)
After introductions...
Me: So, tell me what TCP/IP is.
Him: Well, er..
Me (prompting): It's what the internet uses?
Him: Oh yeah
Me (alowing for nervousness): You have used the internet?
Him: Yeah
Me: So, which browser do you use?
Him: What's a browser?
Me: Thanks for coming in today, someone will be in touch.
ORIGINAL: USS America
[8D]
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Ya Navy puke. You'll probably hit me up for lamb brochettes and a grand cru Pinot from last year.[;)][&o]ORIGINAL: sprior
In an interview for a sysadmin (candidate shortlisted by HR, has a BA in information systems)
After introductions...
Me: So, tell me what TCP/IP is.
Him: Well, er..
Me (prompting): It's what the internet uses?
Him: Oh yeah
Me (alowing for nervousness): You have used the internet?
Him: Yeah
Me: So, which browser do you use?
Him: What's a browser?
Me: Thanks for coming in today, someone will be in touch.
ORIGINAL: sprior
In an interview for a sysadmin (candidate shortlisted by HR, has a BA in information systems)
After introductions...
Me: So, tell me what TCP/IP is.
Him: Well, er..
Me (prompting): It's what the internet uses?
Him: Oh yeah
Me (alowing for nervousness): You have used the internet?
Him: Yeah
Me: So, which browser do you use?
Him: What's a browser?
Me: Thanks for coming in today, someone will be in touch.
ORIGINAL: jeffk3510
In an interview today..
Me - "So tell me why you say on your resume you're a hard worker and respectful of others"
Girl - "Ok, well...(cell phone noise)... just a second" she then proceeded to to pull out her phone and answer a text... "Sorry, didn't want to let her forget we were going out tonight"
Me - "Don't worry about, you can just call her now, and let her know you're done"
*facepalm*
You have to have one more, Francois. Because, on the third day of Christmas, my True Love gave to me ... Three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge that she wouldn't let me shoot out of the pear tree. I'm not a fan of doves, but partridges are tasty (prefer duck, pheasant or quail). French hens are beautiful. See why you walk Robert and Prunette around on leashes.ORIGINAL: fcharton
(here's a pic of Robert's sister, my daughter named her Prunette, but make no mistake, that black uniforme, with golden braids, her true name is Tojo, and she's the evil twin sister of Robert the knight)
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ORIGINAL: sprior
No my friend, they are telling lies.
ORIGINAL: USS America
[8D]
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You are kidding? Right?
BTW, you could have asked him to explain all the layers...