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RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 11:33 am
by sprior
No my friend, they are telling lies.

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 11:34 am
by USSAmerica
Good Friday morning - Tithe. [&o][&o][&o]

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 11:35 am
by USSAmerica
[8D]

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RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:16 pm
by fodder
Good morning! [:)]

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 1:24 pm
by Chickenboy
Hey Kansas: The latest Gangnam style for you. [8D]

(These guys did the "Farmin' and I grow it" video a couple years back)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX153eYc ... _embeddedf

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 2:18 pm
by jeffk3510
In an interview today..

Me - "So tell me why you say on your resume you're a hard worker and respectful of others"

Girl - "Ok, well...(cell phone noise)... just a second" she then proceeded to to pull out her phone and answer a text... "Sorry, didn't want to let her forget we were going out tonight"

Me - "Don't worry about, you can just call her now, and let her know you're done"

*facepalm*


RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 2:20 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: jeffk3510

In an interview today..

Me - "So tell me why you say on your resume you're a hard worker and respectful of others"

Girl - "Ok, well...(cell phone noise)... just a second" she then proceeded to to pull out her phone and answer a text... "Sorry, didn't want to let her forget we were going out tonight"

Me - "Don't worry about, you can just call her now, and let her know you're done"

*facepalm*


You're not kidding, are you?

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 2:25 pm
by USSAmerica
Wow. [8|]

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 2:27 pm
by jeffk3510
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: jeffk3510

In an interview today..

Me - "So tell me why you say on your resume you're a hard worker and respectful of others"

Girl - "Ok, well...(cell phone noise)... just a second" she then proceeded to to pull out her phone and answer a text... "Sorry, didn't want to let her forget we were going out tonight"

Me - "Don't worry about, you can just call her now, and let her know you're done"

*facepalm*


You're not kidding, are you?

Welcome to the life of interviewing office help..

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 2:27 pm
by jeffk3510
ORIGINAL: USS America

Wow. [8|]

Yeah..

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 2:47 pm
by sprior
In an interview for a sysadmin (candidate shortlisted by HR, has a BA in information systems)

After introductions...

Me: So, tell me what TCP/IP is.
Him: Well, er..
Me (prompting): It's what the internet uses?
Him: Oh yeah
Me (alowing for nervousness): You have used the internet?
Him: Yeah
Me: So, which browser do you use?
Him: What's a browser?
Me: Thanks for coming in today, someone will be in touch.

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 2:51 pm
by jeffk3510
ORIGINAL: sprior

In an interview for a sysadmin (candidate shortlisted by HR, has a BA in information systems)

After introductions...

Me: So, tell me what TCP/IP is.
Him: Well, er..
Me (prompting): It's what the internet uses?
Him: Oh yeah
Me (alowing for nervousness): You have used the internet?
Him: Yeah
Me: So, which browser do you use?
Him: What's a browser?
Me: Thanks for coming in today, someone will be in touch.

That's about the size of it hahaha

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 4:01 pm
by Symon
ORIGINAL: USS America
[8D]
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Image Ya Navy puke. You'll probably hit me up for lamb brochettes and a grand cru Pinot from last year.[;)][&o]

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 4:23 pm
by Apollo11
Hi all,
ORIGINAL: sprior

In an interview for a sysadmin (candidate shortlisted by HR, has a BA in information systems)

After introductions...

Me: So, tell me what TCP/IP is.
Him: Well, er..
Me (prompting): It's what the internet uses?
Him: Oh yeah
Me (alowing for nervousness): You have used the internet?
Him: Yeah
Me: So, which browser do you use?
Him: What's a browser?
Me: Thanks for coming in today, someone will be in touch.

You are kidding? Right? [X(]

BTW, you could have asked him to explain all the layers... [;)]


Leo "Apollo11"

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 4:24 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: sprior

In an interview for a sysadmin (candidate shortlisted by HR, has a BA in information systems)

After introductions...

Me: So, tell me what TCP/IP is.
Him: Well, er..
Me (prompting): It's what the internet uses?
Him: Oh yeah
Me (alowing for nervousness): You have used the internet?
Him: Yeah
Me: So, which browser do you use?
Him: What's a browser?
Me: Thanks for coming in today, someone will be in touch.

Is this where, after they leave your office, you mutter, 'stupid git'?

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 4:25 pm
by Apollo11
Hi all,
ORIGINAL: jeffk3510

In an interview today..

Me - "So tell me why you say on your resume you're a hard worker and respectful of others"

Girl - "Ok, well...(cell phone noise)... just a second" she then proceeded to to pull out her phone and answer a text... "Sorry, didn't want to let her forget we were going out tonight"

Me - "Don't worry about, you can just call her now, and let her know you're done"

*facepalm*

Oh my... [X(]

BTW, two of our Thread brothers doing interviews today?


Leo "Apollo11"

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 4:48 pm
by Symon
ORIGINAL: fcharton
(here's a pic of Robert's sister, my daughter named her Prunette, but make no mistake, that black uniforme, with golden braids, her true name is Tojo, and she's the evil twin sister of Robert the knight)
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You have to have one more, Francois. Because, on the third day of Christmas, my True Love gave to me ... Three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge that she wouldn't let me shoot out of the pear tree. I'm not a fan of doves, but partridges are tasty (prefer duck, pheasant or quail). French hens are beautiful. See why you walk Robert and Prunette around on leashes.

Ciao, John

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 4:59 pm
by Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: sprior

No my friend, they are telling lies.

Oh, is that what it means? [&:][:D]

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 5:00 pm
by Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: USS America

[8D]

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I'll forgive you your prior affiliation and misplaced allegiances because I dont care about football. [:D]

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 5:04 pm
by sprior
You are kidding? Right?

BTW, you could have asked him to explain all the layers...

No

It wasn't worth the effort.