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ORIGINAL: warspite1






....and if you look closely at Winnie-the-pooh films, you will see that the so-called 100 acre wood, is in fact the Black Forest in Bavaria. Not a lot of people know this, but Piglet and Hermann Goering were actually one and the same person.

As they say, real life is stranger than fiction....

ORIGINAL: Empire101

ORIGINAL: warspite1

....and if you look closely at Winnie-the-pooh films, you will see that the so-called 100 acre wood, is in fact the Black Forest in Bavaria. Not a lot of people know this, but Piglet and Hermann Goering were actually one and the same person.

As they say, real life is stranger than fiction....

Piglet ( aka H. Goring ) is another case in point of A.A. Milnes dastardly collaboration with A.H.
At last the world will know of this evil plot. ( I need some more tin foil, as my fedora is drooping ).

ORIGINAL: Empire101

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: Empire101



[:D][:D]

What a coincidence!! I had made a hat of similar proportions only last night.

Warspite1

[this is a health and safety announcement]
Kids - a word of caution. If you decide to put on a hat made of tin foil, always remember to take out of the oven first.

As a caveat kids, please also remove your head from the oven as well
signed
A load of tits with nothing better to do than collect £30,000 a year for stating the bleeding obvious

ORIGINAL: warspite1


£30,000? You should read the Guardian (yuk) £80,000 + benefits for a Health & Safety Outreach Co-ordinator for left-footed, transgendered pygmies....[8|]

ORIGINAL: Orm

I am confused. [&:]

ORIGINAL: Empire101

ORIGINAL: Orm

I am confused. [&:]

[Soapbox]
The Guardian is a very left liberal paper in the UK that runs lots of adverts in its Jobs section, for jobs ( if you can call them jobs) like 'Outreach Co-Ordinator for Left-Handed People on Job Seekers Allowance', for £60,000 per annum.
Bullshit jobs for the gilded elite ( only ) in this country paid for by the hard working working class through taxation, who incidentally would not even be considered for the job.
[/Soapbox]


Here is a picture of a typical Guardian reader.

ORIGINAL: michaelbaldur

hey. if there were no upper class. then there would be no middle class.

then technically we would not be here...

and a little known fact is that most blue bloods, are poor as rats.

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Peasant stock?........oh dear no.....

I assumed you lived in a castle and owned your own county like me, Empire 101 and other normal people? I think in light of this disturbing news I will need to review our friendship Orm.

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Peasant stock?........oh dear no.....

I assumed you lived in a castle and owned your own county like me, Empire 101 and other normal people? I think in light of this disturbing news I will need to review our friendship Orm.

Warspite1

I had a lovely time today engaging in my favourite pastime - peasant shooting in the grounds of my castle.

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Peasant stock?........oh dear no.....

I assumed you lived in a castle and owned your own county like me, Empire 101 and other normal people? I think in light of this disturbing news I will need to review our friendship Orm.

Warspite1

I had a lovely time today engaging in my favourite pastime - peasant shooting in the grounds of my castle.

Warspite1

Empire 101 got bored with using shot guns and resorted to land mines - a little messy but spiffing good fun [:)]

ORIGINAL: Empire101

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Warspite1

I had a lovely time today engaging in my favourite pastime - peasant shooting in the grounds of my castle.

Warspite1

Empire 101 got bored with using shot guns and resorted to land mines - a little messy but spiffing good fun [:)]

[:D][:D][:D]

Warspite1 and myself having a pleasant time evicting tiresome peasants from one of my estates.

ORIGINAL: Orm

Be nice.

ORIGINAL: warspite1
I suggest we stop this line of posting now Empire - or some communist chappie will complain that shooting peasants should not be allowed in the 21st century. Lets retire to my castle for the evening, I have a rather fine Chateau Lafitte 22 you might like to help me polish off.

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Vast ice floes... [rambles] ...there he was, staring at me, six foot eight if he was an inch... [rambles] ...the whole thing was made out of matchsticks... [rambles] ...I laugh now... [rambles] ...image of a four star Nazi General, licking a lollipop... [rambles] ...I was feeling a little liverish... [rambles] ...he punched me right on the nose... [rambles] ...I didn't feel a thing, I'm afraid, I was very drunk.