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RE: Get your kicks..on route 66
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 3:19 pm
by sprior
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
ORIGINAL: sprior
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Did they ever let you take the "penetration aids" to local pubs to improve the chance of success?
A few sticky greens is the best "penetration aid". Although the "ladies" of Helensburgh seemed to have developed their own defences against such things.
Urban Dictionary
1. sticky green
Weed,dope,mary jane*, marijuana
Man i need some of that sticky green stuff
*This expression has not been used since Joe Friday used it on Dragnet. Most people will not know what the Hell you are talking about.
You need to use the 4th rotor, you deciphered it wrong.
RE: Get your kicks..on route 66
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:17 pm
by Cap Mandrake
***********FOB San Miguel, Panay*************
FAM: <takes 4th rotor out of secret velvet-lined cabinet> Let's se....XWBQ....disgronifier to Zed-23...power on...good! Now..<begins typing>
S................T........where is the damn "I".........<12 minutes later>
Hory crap! Lucha, better call that Scotland Yard guy back. We may have jumped the gun a bit.
RE: Get your kicks..on route 66
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:21 pm
by Cap Mandrake
************Conference room, NorPac HQ, Dutch Harbor************
Captain Hornblower, Royal Canadian Navy Liaison to NorPac: <giggling uncontrollably>
Adm Theobald: Captain Hornblower, would you like to let us in on the joke?
RE: Get your kicks..on route 66
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:42 pm
by Lecivius
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
************Conference room, NorPac HQ, Dutch Harbor************
Captain Hornblower, Royal Canadian Navy Liaison to NorPac: <giggling uncontrollably>
Adm Theobald: Captain Hornblower, would you like to let us in on the joke?
Captain Hornblower, Royal Canadian Navy Liaison to NorPac: It's a Bush, Admiral!* <begins giggling hysterically>
*must be a reader of the Hornblower Saga
RE: Get your kicks..on route 66
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 7:50 pm
by Cap Mandrake
ORIGINAL: Lecivius
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
************Conference room, NorPac HQ, Dutch Harbor************
Captain Hornblower, Royal Canadian Navy Liaison to NorPac: <giggling uncontrollably>
Adm Theobald: Captain Hornblower, would you like to let us in on the joke?
Captain Hornblower, Royal Canadian Navy Liaison to NorPac: It's a Bush, Admiral!* <begins giggling hysterically>
*must be a reader of the Hornblower Saga
I think he's from the British Columbia branch of the family. There was some unseemly business with missing funds or some such thing. Likely he grew up in hemp clothes as a proto-hippie on the Gulf Islands somehwere.
RE: Get your kicks..on route 66
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:27 pm
by Cap Mandrake
***********10 de Junio, 1943(c)************
Burma: JJ gets frisky over Ramree. Probabry "commandah's discretion". I bet he gets transferred...to Shimishura-jima
Morning Air attack on 2nd USN Naval Construction Regiment, at 54,48 (Ramree
Island)
Weather in hex: Light cloud
Raid spotted at 29 NM, estimated altitude 7,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 9 minutes
Japanese aircraft
Ki-49-IIa Helen x 21
Allied aircraft
Sea Hurricane Ib x 4
Beaufighter VIc x 3
Hurricane IIc Trop x 11
F4U-1 Corsair x 4
Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-49-IIa Helen: 20 damaged
Ki-49-IIa Helen: 4 destroyed by flak
No Allied losses
Aircraft Attacking:
19 x Ki-49-IIa Helen bombing from 3000 feet
Ground Attack: 4 x 250 kg GP Bomb
RE: Get your kicks..on route 66
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:31 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Another raid over Rangoon to pretty good effect. At least one Liberator II lost. If I had to guess I would say ALSP is trying to shut down Rangoon airfield prior to landing at Moulmein.
JJ just does not have a sufficient number of fighters.
Morning Air attack on Rangoon , at 54,53
Weather in hex: Clear sky
Raid detected at 39 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 14 minutes
Japanese aircraft
Ki-44-IIa Tojo x 5
Allied aircraft
Liberator II x 12
Liberator GR.III x 4
Wellington B.X x 4
B-24D1 Liberator x 12
Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-44-IIa Tojo: 5 damaged
Ki-44-IIa Tojo: 1 destroyed on ground
B5N2 Kate: 1 destroyed on ground
G3M3 Nell: 1 destroyed on ground
Allied aircraft losses
Liberator II: 1 destroyed, 2 damaged
Wellington B.X: 4 damaged
B-24D1 Liberator: 4 damaged
Airbase hits 14
Airbase supply hits 1
Runway hits 25
Then USAAF arrives and get's the milk run. No more CAP.
Morning Air attack on Rangoon , at 54,53
Weather in hex: Clear sky
Raid spotted at 35 NM, estimated altitude 15,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 12 minutes
Japanese aircraft
no flights
Allied aircraft
B-24D1 Liberator x 36
Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-44-IIa Tojo: 6 destroyed on ground
Ki-49-IIa Helen: 2 destroyed on ground
Allied aircraft losses
B-24D1 Liberator: 3 damaged
Airbase hits 18
Airbase supply hits 3
Runway hits 36
RE: Get your kicks..on route 66
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:39 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Okinawa: Just one bomber raid. JJ manages to get only 3 Tojos up in the air. Tonight, Massachusetts pays a visit.
Naha airfield is nearly toast.
Morning Air attack on Naha , at 95,66
Weather in hex: Moderate rain
Raid detected at 58 NM, estimated altitude 15,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 19 minutes
Japanese aircraft
Ki-44-IIa Tojo x 3
Allied aircraft
B-24D Liberator x 5
B-24D1 Liberator x 19
F4U-1 Corsair x 13
Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-44-IIa Tojo: 1 destroyed, 2 damaged
Ki-44-IIa Tojo: 1 destroyed on ground
Allied aircraft losses
B-24D Liberator: 2 damaged
Airbase supply hits 2
Runway hits 4
RE: Get your kicks..on route 66
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:45 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Mindanao: One of the staff flunkies forgot to set a target for these B-24's...so they attacked Davao...and discover that JJ has snuck some Jills in there.
[:-] Recon by blowing things up.
Afternoon Air attack on Davao , at 79,91
Weather in hex: Severe storms
Raid detected at 17 NM, estimated altitude 16,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 5 minutes
Japanese aircraft
no flights
Allied aircraft
B-24D Liberator x 3
Japanese aircraft losses
B6N1 Jill: 1 destroyed on ground
Allied aircraft losses
B-24D Liberator: 1 damaged
Airbase hits 1
Runway hits 4
RE: Get your kicks..on route 66
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:47 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Manila and Clark rebuild as fast as we can damage them. They must be rolling in suppries.
RE: Get your kicks..on route 66
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:03 pm
by witpqs
Supply not required to repair damage to bases.
But you might be eating up their supply with supply depot hits.
Fatwa
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 8:13 pm
by Cap Mandrake
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RE: Fatwa
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 9:26 pm
by Chickenboy
Milo wasn't thinking. Instead of having his hapless sidekick sign the drawing, he oughta open up an auction. I'll bet that Yamashiro would be willing to bid quite high to ensure his name isn't proudly etched on the drawing. Having the jihadis attack Hideki Tojo? Priceless.
RE: Fatwa
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 1:03 pm
by Cap Mandrake
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
Milo wasn't thinking. Instead of having his hapless sidekick sign the drawing, he oughta open up an auction. I'll bet that Yamashiro would be willing to bid quite high to ensure his name isn't proudly etched on the drawing. Having the jihadis attack Hideki Tojo? Priceless.
Yamashiro is a battleship. Tojo is an airprane. It is an interesting idea. OSS fakes an affront to the Prophet (PBUH,IBEW,BPOE) allegedly committed by Japan-mens and then send in
jihadi cheerleaders to the Southern PI and DEI and Malaysia. The problem would be to turn it off when the war is over.
RE: Fatwa
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 1:10 pm
by Cap Mandrake
************June 11, 1943(c)************
Formosa/Okinawa: As far as I can tell, a digital die determines what to attack in naval bombardment. One night it's the
fireworks factory...next, 4th Division.
Night Naval bombardment of Naha at 95,66
Allied Ships
BB Massachusetts
Japanese ground losses:
390 casualties reported
Squads: 3 destroyed, 12 disabled
Non Combat: 1 destroyed, 14 disabled
Engineers: 1 destroyed, 0 disabled
Guns lost 5 (1 destroyed, 4 disabled)
OS2U-3 Kingfisher acting as spotter for BB Massachusetts
BB Massachusetts firing at 48th Division
Sneaky LYB's send LRCAP over Taihoky...so we send the Corsairs
Morning Air attack on Taihoku , at 87,63
Weather in hex: Overcast
Raid spotted at 36 NM, estimated altitude 34,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 13 minutes
Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 1
Ki-44-IIa Tojo x 6
Allied aircraft
F4U-1 Corsair x 13
Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed
Ki-44-IIa Tojo: 3 destroyed
No Allied losses
They still manage some CAP over Naha...so we send in the P-47's
Morning Air attack on Naha , at 95,66
Weather in hex: Moderate rain
Raid spotted at 23 NM, estimated altitude 39,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 6 minutes
Japanese aircraft
Ki-44-IIa Tojo x 3
Allied aircraft
P-47D2 Thunderbolt x 12
Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-44-IIa Tojo: 2 destroyed
No Allied losses
Aircraft Attacking:
11 x P-47D2 Thunderbolt sweeping at 37000 feet
RE: Fatwa
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 1:17 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Then we bomb both praces. Raids over Taihoku are quite effective. Not so much over Naha.
The problem is the B-17's have to fly from Batan Is (level 5) and the B-24's from Aparri (level 6). You just can't sustatin the heavies from these airfields for long.
Aparri is still building but Batan Is is maxed out.
Karenko is at 4.17 and Miyako-jima at 3.9. Miyako might even make level 5 before we are ready to land at Okinawa.
RE: Fatwa
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 1:23 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Not sure where the fighters over Formosa are coming from. According to recon. Taihoku and Takao have been emptied of fighters.
Maybe China? Maybe the other bases on Formosa?
Ditto Okinwawa. Recon shows no fighters at Naha or Nago.
RE: Fatwa
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 1:53 pm
by Crackaces
As far as I can tell, a digital die determines what to attack in naval bombardment.
Earlier in this AAR Cap you showed a mastery of the digital die roll ... you need to practice more [8D]
RE: Fatwa
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 2:01 pm
by Cap Mandrake
ORIGINAL: Crackaces
As far as I can tell, a digital die determines what to attack in naval bombardment.
Earlier in this AAR Cap you showed a mastery of the digital die roll ... you need to practice more [8D]
I think that was ALSP when he wrecked the KB off Port Hedrand.
RE: Fatwa
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 2:04 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Air losses from the 10th. Tojos wrecked on the ground at Naha and Rangoon. Herens slaughtered trying to attack Ramree.
One Wellington, one Liberator lost.
