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RE: "Fukoku Maru, pal!"

Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 12:35 pm
by Cap Mandrake
There is one miserable raid over Naha. They are ready for us with hotshot Tojo jockeys.

The B-24's, which would have prevailed, sit at Aparri. June 20 is another union holiday.
Turns out it's St. Adalbert of Magdeburg Day. He was the Apostle of the Slavs.
Turns out there is a Ukranian kid on the negotiating committee for the USAAF Pilots Union.

Go figure.



Afternoon Air attack on Naha , at 95,66

Weather in hex: Moderate rain

Raid detected at 34 NM, estimated altitude 16,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 10 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-44-IIa Tojo x 13

Allied aircraft
Mitchell II x 7
P-40K Warhawk x 12
F6F-3 Hellcat x 18

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-44-IIa Tojo: 1 destroyed

Allied aircraft losses
Mitchell II: 5 damaged
P-40K Warhawk: 4 destroyed
F6F-3 Hellcat: 3 destroyed

Airbase hits 1
Runway hits 1

RE: "Fukoku Maru, pal!"

Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 12:39 pm
by Cap Mandrake
I suppose the good news is no disaster befell our carrier or the transports.

Rook rike we have to send North Carolina back in tonight to bombard Naha. That means one-ah ress BB on station for randing.
I hope burrdozer drivers at Naha run out-ah amphetamines soon.


RE: "Fukoku Maru, pal!"

Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 1:10 pm
by Cap Mandrake
********Funauke Fortress, Ishigake, June 20, 1943(c)************



Gen. Yamashita: ...Seattle..Boeing prant. B-24's kirring us.

Man in fine linen slacks <nearly speechless..but recovers quickly> You want US to arrange to bomb the Boeing plant in Seattle?

Gen. Yamashita: Yes, that-ah about size of it.

Hirsute young man Boeing doesn't even make the..<he is kicked hard under the table>..Ouch!

Man in fine linen slacks Look, Tomoyuki-san, even if this works, it won't stop the war.

Gen. Yamashita: Hai, but make war rast ronger. American-mens get tired.

Man in fine linen slacks <suddenly sit upright, invigorated by opportunity> LONGER! Tomoyuki-san, you are a genius.
Think of the business opportunities. Hell, we could make a mint shorting Boeing stock.
<turns to hirsute man> Do we know anyone?

Hirsute young man Well, I know a guy in the training command at Pendleton, Oregon. He thinks I'm dead but they probably have 3 or 4 dozen B-18's. I think they could reach Seattle. But what about the employees at the plant?

Man in fine linen slacks We go at night!

Hirsute young man At night!? Hell, they'd be lucky to...<is kicked hard again under the table>..OUCH!

Gen. Yamashita: Sprendid!

RE: "Fukoku Maru, pal!"

Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 1:28 pm
by jeffk3510
Every time I read your AAR and clean up all of my spit out coffee, I always think of Team America: World Police...

"I'm so ronery..."

"it's kinda sirry...but not rearry" [:D]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEaKX9YYHiQ

I love it.

Can't.Stop.Watching

RE: "Fukoku Maru, pal!"

Posted: Wed Jan 01, 2014 3:23 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Happy 2014 to all (unless you are one of those luddites not on the Gregorian calendar).

Also, I sincerely hope none of you are among the idiots who bought ecotourism tickets to study the melting Antarctic sea ice and then got stuck in an ice pack in the middle of the Antarctic summer.

If you are, I sincerely hope you brought winterized Quonset huts.

RE: "Fukoku Maru, pal!"

Posted: Wed Jan 01, 2014 3:23 pm
by Cap Mandrake
ORIGINAL: jeffk3510

Every time I read your AAR and clean up all of my spit out coffee, I always think of Team America: World Police...

"I'm so ronery..."

"it's kinda sirry...but not rearry" [:D]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEaKX9YYHiQ

I love it.

Can't.Stop.Watching

Oh....noooo....Hans Brix! [:D]

RE: "Fukoku Maru, pal!"

Posted: Wed Jan 01, 2014 3:25 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Japan-mens break some of our toys yesterday. [:-] Of course, we rearry brast their seaprane inventory.

Be rong time before they ovah that! Hah!

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RE: "Fukoku Maru, pal!"

Posted: Wed Jan 01, 2014 3:37 pm
by Cap Mandrake
********Pranning********


Operation Acapulco Gold: Remember how the naysayers predicted the plan wouldn't work right? Well, it was absolutely prescient!

The transports I think got into a recursive "follow task force" cruster **** and drove around in circles for half a day. They are still 40 mi SE of Batan Is.

D-Day will slip a day. Both Naha and Daito Shoto airfields are now fully operational again. I think the Japan-mens high command spiked the Kool-aide because Japan-mens engineers working
rike fricking Oriental beavers. Seems like a week ago every building on Okinawa was on fire.

North Carolina can't safely reach Naha tonight so that will be shelved for the next night.

I think perhaps the bombers at Aparri won't attack Naha because of the Tojos so we sweep the place with P-47's and Corsairs today.

RE: "Fukoku Maru, pal!"

Posted: Wed Jan 01, 2014 3:46 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Operation Sticky Green

Shemya up to level 4.3. The field should be level 5 by the time of the attack. That will allow a few days of heavy bomber raids on PJ when the operation starts.

AP's still haven't arrived in Seattle so still a few more days till loading starts.

B-25's and one squadron of P-47's and some P-38's ready to reinforce if we capture a base.

RE: "Fukoku Maru, pal!"

Posted: Wed Jan 01, 2014 5:40 pm
by Cap Mandrake
I send Admiral Lord SPrior an email this morning to advise him I am working on my part of the turn (so we don't both do parallel turns)

"working on turn at 08:50 GMT-8"......and he sends back this..........."drinking beer" [:D]

RE: "Fukoku Maru, pal!"

Posted: Wed Jan 01, 2014 5:51 pm
by Cap Mandrake
ALSP is prepping for a landing at Moulmein. Looks to be 11th (East African) Div and the veteran 5th Indian Div. East Africa Div is nearing Diego Garcia but their morale is in the crapper.

They will probably need to disembark and rest.

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RE: "Fukoku Maru, pal!"

Posted: Wed Jan 01, 2014 6:07 pm
by Cap Mandrake
JJ have switched the port at which they unload TK's from Borneo and Palembang.

First it was HK, then Saigon...now Cam Ranh Bay. The path to HK is too dangerous now. They switched from Saigon when we parked subs in the shallow water and they spotted them.
Last turn we sank a a big 32 pt TK near Cam Ranh Bay.

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RE: "Fukoku Maru, pal!"

Posted: Wed Jan 01, 2014 8:49 pm
by zuluhour
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

I send Admiral Lord SPrior an email this morning to advise him I am working on my part of the turn (so we don't both do parallel turns)

"working on turn at 08:50 GMT-8"......and he sends back this..........."drinking beer" [:D]


simply incorrigible

RE: "Fukoku Maru, pal!"

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 2:27 am
by moore4807
ORIGINAL: zuluhour

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

I send Admiral Lord SPrior an email this morning to advise him I am working on my part of the turn (so we don't both do parallel turns)

"working on turn at 08:50 GMT-8"......and he sends back this..........."drinking beer" [:D]


simply incorrigible


Actually I'm thinking I should aspire to be like ALSP... Visits interesting places, meets interesting people, drinks beer instead of stressing out. = H E R O![:D][:D][:D]

RE: "Fukoku Maru, pal!"

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 12:53 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Well, look at it this way. Inside of 1 week they have Christmas Eve, Christmas, Boxing Day (which I take it somehow involves Premier League matches and drinking), then New Years Eve and New Year Day.


That is a good way to get tennis elbow if you don't stay in shape.

Oh, yeah...and it rains all the time.

RE: "Fukoku Maru, pal!"

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 1:01 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Horypcrappo-jima isn't up to level 7 yet...but we can dream, can't we?

How many times have I heard that Hiroshima had no "military value"? Evidentry Mistah Truman had copy of WITP/AE

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RE: "Fukoku Maru, pal!"

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 1:20 pm
by Crackaces
How many times have I heard that Hiroshima had no "military value"? Evidentry Mistah Truman had copy of WITP/AE

Plus you do not have the political conflict of your Secretary of War honeymooning or whatever at Kyoto ..
let the bombs fall where they may [8D]

I am pretty sure this affair is going to end before the means to spilt atoms will enter the game OOB .. [&o]

RE: "Fukoku Maru, pal!"

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 5:01 pm
by sprior
ORIGINAL: moore4807


Actually I'm thinking I should aspire to be like ALSP

A noble goal if I may say so.

RE: "Fukoku Maru, pal!"

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 5:03 pm
by sprior
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Well, look at it this way. Inside of 1 week they have Christmas Eve, Christmas, Boxing Day (which I take it somehow involves Premier League matches and drinking), then New Years Eve and New Year Day.


That is a good way to get tennis elbow if you don't stay in shape.

Oh, yeah...and it rains all the time.

1. I stay in practice all year round.
2. Wear a coat.

RE: "Fukoku Maru, pal!"

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 7:08 pm
by Cap Mandrake
ORIGINAL: sprior

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Well, look at it this way. Inside of 1 week they have Christmas Eve, Christmas, Boxing Day (which I take it somehow involves Premier League matches and drinking), then New Years Eve and New Year Day.


That is a good way to get tennis elbow if you don't stay in shape.

Oh, yeah...and it rains all the time.

1. I stay in practice all year round.
2. Wear a coat.

Exactly, you don't see those Kenyan marathon runners siting on their butts playing video games all year. Conditioning is key.