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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 6:08 pm
by Nikademus
ORIGINAL: Mynok
ORIGINAL: Grollub
ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
Your research is based on appeals to a higher power? Not terribly academic. [:'(]
Oh yes it is. I swung my rubber chicken
three times around my head. If that isn't academic surety, I don't know what is. [:'(]
There's your problem right there. You have to swing the bleeding headless corpse of a real chicken for it to work. And it does....the blood on my walls clearly indicate that it is an Extra Monday.
Does a rubber rat count? It squeeks too. [:)]
RE: log!
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 6:11 pm
by Nikademus
TIME RAT!

RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 6:42 pm
by Apollo11
Hi all,
Coldish evening tithe...
Leo "Apollo11"
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 6:51 pm
by RUPD3658
ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart
no comment... [:@]
I used to work there and was suprized that they chose Demarest of all places for the pilot program. It is the last place I would expect students of opposite sexes to live together if you get my drift. It was full of artists and hippie types and you old time Threadians know my love of hippies.
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 6:54 pm
by RUPD3658
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
I propose we COLLABORATE on March being a better month.
I counter with..

RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 6:55 pm
by RUPD3658
or

RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 6:58 pm
by Grollub
ORIGINAL: Mynok
ORIGINAL: Grollub
ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
Your research is based on appeals to a higher power? Not terribly academic. [:'(]
Oh yes it is. I swung my rubber chicken
three times around my head. If that isn't academic surety, I don't know what is. [:'(]
There's your problem right there. You have to swing the bleeding headless corpse of a real chicken for it to work. And it does....the blood on my walls clearly indicate that it is an Extra Monday.
Meh ... not you too ... guess I have to let go of my innate tactfulness ([;)]) to tell both you and the Chickendude that using live chickens is
soooo 20th century - you have to keep yourself a jour with the technological development.
So, rubber chicken says no Extra Monday. [;)][:'(]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 6:59 pm
by Grollub
ORIGINAL: Nikademus
ORIGINAL: Mynok
ORIGINAL: Grollub
Oh yes it is. I swung my rubber chicken three times around my head. If that isn't academic surety, I don't know what is. [:'(]
There's your problem right there. You have to swing the bleeding headless corpse of a real chicken for it to work. And it does....the blood on my walls clearly indicate that it is an Extra Monday.
Does a rubber rat count? It squeeks too. [:)]
Nik, you
have to let go of history. Rubber Rats belong in the 19th century.
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 7:00 pm
by Mynok
If I wanted to do modern quackery, I would incantate while lying on the back side of circuit boards.
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 7:05 pm
by sprior
I would concatenate
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 7:12 pm
by Grollub
ORIGINAL: Mynok
If I wanted to do modern quackery, I would incantate while lying on the back side of circuit boards.
Ah, but in that instance you are correct, as long as they are Taiwanese motherboards.
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 7:23 pm
by witpqs
ORIGINAL: Mynok
If I wanted to do modern quackery, I would incantate while lying on the back side of circuit boards.
[:D]
Organic circuit boards.
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 7:24 pm
by rtrapasso
ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
Violation of a court order to avoid alcohol as terms of one's probation? [&:]
Not that I keep up on the troubles of the rich and wasted but I dont recall that she was in any kind of similar episode recently.
part of the article:
"The law allows deputies to detain intoxicated people for their own welfare until they sober up but there is no intention to prosecute them, he said.
"You're sitting in a car drunk. You have every legal right to be there but when we come across you we say you can't drive and we're not going to put you on the sidewalk," he explained.
Aguilera won't be charged with a crime, although the misdemeanor arrest will remain on her record, Whitmore said. "Technically it's an arrest, but from the very beginning there was never an intention to prosecute," he said. "
EDIT: Whoops - already beaten to it. [:o]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 7:26 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: sprior
I would concatenate
Doesn't that cause blurred vision or hairy palms?
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 7:39 pm
by bradfordkay
ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart
apparently, those that we hire to "protect and serve" are also there to save us from ourselves..."arrest" seems like the wrong term, but may be legally correct...
'Aguilera was arrested because she appeared too drunk to care for herself and had no driver to take her home, McSweeney said.
The law allows deputies to detain intoxicated people for their own welfare until they sober up but there is no intention to prosecute them, he said.
"You're sitting in a car drunk. You have every legal right to be there but when we come across you we say you can't drive and we're not going to put you on the sidewalk," he explained.'
Surely they can call a cab?
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 7:58 pm
by anarchyintheuk
ORIGINAL: bradfordkay
ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart
apparently, those that we hire to "protect and serve" are also there to save us from ourselves..."arrest" seems like the wrong term, but may be legally correct...
'Aguilera was arrested because she appeared too drunk to care for herself and had no driver to take her home, McSweeney said.
The law allows deputies to detain intoxicated people for their own welfare until they sober up but there is no intention to prosecute them, he said.
"You're sitting in a car drunk. You have every legal right to be there but when we come across you we say you can't drive and we're not going to put you on the sidewalk," he explained.'
Surely they can call a cab?
The city might be liable if she's abducted, raped, murdered or parcelled out for parts. By calling a cab the cop is basically deputizing an unknown individual to provide care and transport for an individual without capacity.
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 8:11 pm
by Nikademus
Well its official for me.
Febudarie(arre) ended with a bang. I have Gout.
Guess it's time to drink less beer. [:(]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 8:24 pm
by Mynok
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: sprior
I would concatenate
Doesn't that cause blurred vision or hairy palms?
No but it can transmit funky diseases......
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 8:28 pm
by Mynok
ORIGINAL: Nikademus
Well its official for me.
Febudarie(arre) ended with a bang. I have Gout.
Guess it's time to drink less beer. [:(]
Man, I looked at what it says to avoid. They basically say to become a rabbit. [8|]
I'd go for treatment rather than prevention if it were me. [;)]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 8:29 pm
by Nikademus
oh i'm not giving it all up....but i do need to cut back a bit. The rest will be "treatment" [:)]