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RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:07 am
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: DivePac88

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Des-

You make it home OK? All's well?

Andre-

Look tis I... the flightless one, I have reinturnturned-ddd. [:'(]

Good to see you back, oh Emu-dude. [&o]

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:39 pm
by USSAmerica
Good morning - Tithe. [&o][&o][&o]

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:39 pm
by USSAmerica
It's my Friday, as we're off to my old stomping grounds of Hampton Roads for a 3 day hockey tournament tomorrow. [8D]

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:47 pm
by jeffk3510
http://www.theonion.com/articles/gorill ... tac,30860/


Also,

I think Manti Te'o himself is a hoax.

He sure didn't show up for the championship game.

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:26 pm
by Onime No Kyo
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RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:49 pm
by Chickenboy
Lots of pork DNA in there too. I'm sure the Jews and Muslims are really pleased about that...[:-]

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:50 pm
by Chickenboy
Which is another reason why you should *only* eat chicken and turkey. Full stop. I'm not biased or anything either.

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 5:45 pm
by bradfordkay
ORIGINAL: jeffk3510

http://www.theonion.com/articles/gorill ... tac,30860/


Also,

I think Manti Te'o himself is a hoax.

He sure didn't show up for the championship game.


I think that the whole deal was cooked up by the sports information office at Notre Dame to increase his chances at the Heisman Trophy and help return Notre Dame football to relevance.

Major Fail... on both accounts...[;)]

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 6:32 pm
by Onime No Kyo
Here's one for Leo....[:D]

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RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 6:38 pm
by Chickenboy
You see, I've always thought of Windows as a 'two-bit' OS. Therefore one would have to install it some 32 times to get to 64 bits, no? [&:]

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:01 pm
by Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

You see, I've always thought of Windows as a 'two-bit' OS. Therefore one would have to install it some 32 times to get to 64 bits, no? [&:]

So can you exchange a copy of Windows for a shave and a haircut? [&:]

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:11 pm
by Chickenboy
Hey, Onime-there's a wave of Jihadis cresting the hill ahead! Full frontal assault! Enemy infantry in the open! Let 'em have it...kaff..kaff...give me a cough drop, will 'ya!

http://www.military.com/video/forces/mi ... 434788001/

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:13 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

You see, I've always thought of Windows as a 'two-bit' OS. Therefore one would have to install it some 32 times to get to 64 bits, no? [&:]

So can you exchange a copy of Windows for a shave and a haircut? [&:]
Yes, I make it a rule to not get a shave and a haircut in any place without windows. Wait. What were we talking about again?

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:19 pm
by Dixie
-10c this morning, which was nice. And still the winged master race wanted to go and play in the sky. [:(]

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:24 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Dixie

-10c this morning, which was nice. And still the winged master race wanted to go and play in the sky. [:(]

RAF pilots or Ze Germans?

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:28 pm
by Dixie
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Dixie

-10c this morning, which was nice. And still the winged master race wanted to go and play in the sky. [:(]

RAF pilots or Ze Germans?

Well, I could point out that only one of those nations won the Battle of Britain. But I'm too classy for that.

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:25 pm
by Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

You see, I've always thought of Windows as a 'two-bit' OS. Therefore one would have to install it some 32 times to get to 64 bits, no? [&:]

So can you exchange a copy of Windows for a shave and a haircut? [&:]
Yes, I make it a rule to not get a shave and a haircut in any place without windows. Wait. What were we talking about again?

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RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:27 pm
by Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: Dixie

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Dixie

-10c this morning, which was nice. And still the winged master race wanted to go and play in the sky. [:(]

RAF pilots or Ze Germans?

Well, I could point out that only one of those nations won the Battle of Britain. But I'm too classy for that.

Luckily neither of you have the spare parts to stay out past curfew. [:'(]

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:29 pm
by Chickenboy
Hey Kansas:

I hear subsoil moisture there still sucks and that's likely to interfere with Winter wheat this year. S'truth?

Also, I hear that Te'o faked his girlfriend thing intentionally. The most cogent explanation? So that he wouldn't be drafted by Kansas City this year. [rimshot-ba dump bump]

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:39 pm
by Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Hey Kansas:

I hear subsoil moisture there still sucks and that's likely to interfere with Winter wheat this year. S'truth?

Also, I hear that Te'o faked his girlfriend thing intentionally. The most cogent explanation? So that he wouldn't be drafted by Kansas City this year. [rimshot-ba dump bump]

Thought he was a stock broker not a farmer. [&:][:D]