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RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:47 pm
by AW1Steve
ORIGINAL: jeffk3510

ORIGINAL: Grollub

Some hints guys.

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The alarm clock one makes for good laughs....

My room mates and I did it to our other room mate when we were in Class "A" school. And of course that room mate had an overnight watch the next night. [X(][:D]

looog!

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:52 pm
by Nikademus
mmmm

whiskey and a vic.

aaahhhhhhhhh.....

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:53 pm
by AW1Steve
A Vic???? [&:]

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:01 pm
by anarchyintheuk
ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

ORIGINAL: jeffk3510

ORIGINAL: Grollub

Some hints guys.

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The alarm clock one makes for good laughs....

My room mates and I did it to our other room mate when we were in Class "A" school. And of course that room mate had an overnight watch the next night. [X(][:D]

I liked the Mission Impossible fu.

RE: looog!

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:02 pm
by anarchyintheuk
ORIGINAL: Nikademus

mmmm

whiskey and a vic.

aaahhhhhhhhh.....

How can something so bad be so good?

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:04 pm
by anarchyintheuk
ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

A Vic???? [&:]

Mr. Vicodin

log!

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:12 pm
by Nikademus
don't worry....i don't hold a candle to Greg House. No hallucinations.....at least none of blonde bombshells..... [:(]

RE: log!

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:28 pm
by jeffk3510
I always shout from across the isle when people are around
 
"Liz they're outa crotchless underpanties, lets look tomorrow!"  her face looks like this ---> [:@]

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:47 pm
by Grollub
Good night friends [>:]

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:52 pm
by jeffk3510
Hell it's not even quittin' time at work... such a slow time of the year in agriculture

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:52 pm
by bradfordkay
ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

Son, we keep telling you. You can't do Haggis without a significant amount of single malt 1st. Even Bobbie Burns, the saint of all things Scottish say's you gotta do it that way. [:-] With enough good single malt on board, you'll think it's pretty good. [:D] (Full disclosure---I've never had Haggis in a can. But I've had "Haggis on a plate" and that DEFINATELY called for lots of Scottish Whisky!). [:D]

Disagree... when I first had haggis I was far too young to drink single malt, or any whiskey. In fact, I would have thought at that time that whiskey tastes gross... but I did like haggis.

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:52 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: sprior

Next day curry is even better
Must be better than same day curry then.

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:59 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
Plus , if you can cook ,clean and do laundry , then there is only one thing a woman can do for you. [:D]
Oh, I know! Take out the trash? Clean the catbox? Pay Bills? Wash dishes? Bathe the kids? Go to PTA meetings? [&:] [;)]

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:01 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: bradfordkay

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

Son, we keep telling you. You can't do Haggis without a significant amount of single malt 1st. Even Bobbie Burns, the saint of all things Scottish say's you gotta do it that way. [:-] With enough good single malt on board, you'll think it's pretty good. [:D] (Full disclosure---I've never had Haggis in a can. But I've had "Haggis on a plate" and that DEFINATELY called for lots of Scottish Whisky!). [:D]

Disagree... when I first had haggis I was far too young to drink single malt, or any whiskey. In fact, I would have thought at that time that whiskey tastes gross... but I did like haggis.
Spicy barley with some chewy abomasal bits. I've had it. Pass the Scotch.

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:02 pm
by Nikademus
bah....who needs women!

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:13 pm
by Mynok
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: bradfordkay

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

Son, we keep telling you. You can't do Haggis without a significant amount of single malt 1st. Even Bobbie Burns, the saint of all things Scottish say's you gotta do it that way. [:-] With enough good single malt on board, you'll think it's pretty good. [:D] (Full disclosure---I've never had Haggis in a can. But I've had "Haggis on a plate" and that DEFINATELY called for lots of Scottish Whisky!). [:D]

Disagree... when I first had haggis I was far too young to drink single malt, or any whiskey. In fact, I would have thought at that time that whiskey tastes gross... but I did like haggis.
Spicy barley with some chewy abomasal bits. I've had it. Pass the Scotch.

Suet, chopped sheep innards (lungs, liver, heart, etc), and some sort of grain all wrapped in a sheep's stomach and boiled until positively sinister-looking.

Perfectly fine as long as you maintain a 2:1 scotch to haggis ratio.

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:16 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Mynok

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: bradfordkay




Disagree... when I first had haggis I was far too young to drink single malt, or any whiskey. In fact, I would have thought at that time that whiskey tastes gross... but I did like haggis.
Spicy barley with some chewy abomasal bits. I've had it. Pass the Scotch.

Suet, chopped sheep innards (lungs, liver, heart, etc), and some sort of grain all wrapped in a sheep's stomach and boiled until positively sinister-looking.

Perfectly fine as long as you maintain a 2:1 scotch to haggis ratio.
Ah yes, who could forget the visceral organ pool too? Cause bits o' chewy myocardium make everything taste better. Warding off starvation / canibalism? Maybe. As a regular part of one's balanced diet or annual 'festivity'? What are you-kidding? Did we lose a war or something?

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:55 pm
by Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: sprior

I think I missed something.

Youre probably right.

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:56 pm
by Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

ORIGINAL: Mynok


First thing unemployed single guys need to learn: how to cook. Do it.


1st thing single guys need to learn. Heck, make that guys. Laundry,ironing and cooking. I learned to do all well by age 10 and never regreted it. Also aids in meeting women. Women look at you and see 1) clean clothes, 2) ironed properly and think you'll clean up well.(Of course they will ALWAYS think they can improve you. You can be poster boy for GQ magazine and they think they can do better!). Take them to dinner, and that's good. Make them dinner and NOW you are a catch. Proceed from there. [:D]

Plus , if you can cook ,clean and do laundry , then there is only one thing a woman can do for you. [:D] So if she wants you, she'll try harder! [:D]

If you can also sew on your own buttons then youre pretty much unique. [:D]

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:59 pm
by Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: Grollub

Some hints guys.

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I see Dixie has been out again.