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ORIGINAL: USS America

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

Good thing i wasn't going for a double-faber, as you would have ruined it!! [:D]

Look at you, feeling all delusional! [:D]

Hope you feel better soon, Bob!

ORIGINAL: jeffk3510

I always shout from across the isle when people are around

"Liz they're outa crotchless underpanties, lets look tomorrow!"  her face looks like this ---> [:@]

ORIGINAL: Mynok

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: bradfordkay




Disagree... when I first had haggis I was far too young to drink single malt, or any whiskey. In fact, I would have thought at that time that whiskey tastes gross... but I did like haggis.

Spicy barley with some chewy abomasal bits. I've had it. Pass the Scotch.

Suet, chopped sheep innards (lungs, liver, heart, etc), and some sort of grain all wrapped in a sheep's stomach and boiled until positively sinister-looking.

Perfectly fine as long as you maintain a 2:1 scotch to haggis ratio.

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

I wonder where everyone else is.

ORIGINAL: stuman

ORIGINAL: Mynok

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy



Spicy barley with some chewy abomasal bits. I've had it. Pass the Scotch.

Suet, chopped sheep innards (lungs, liver, heart, etc), and some sort of grain all wrapped in a sheep's stomach and boiled until positively sinister-looking.

Perfectly fine as long as you maintain a 2:1 scotch to haggis ratio.

I have never had Haggis, not sure where I would even find it around here.

ORIGINAL: Terminus

Either way, Dragon Age II is out today, and I'm sorely tempted to call in sick...

ORIGINAL: Grollub

Dan was a single bloke living at home with his Dad and working in the family business.

When Dan found out that he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died,
he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his forthcoming fortune.

One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary bloke," he said to
her, "but in just a few years, my widower father will die and I will inherit $200 million."

Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

Tag line; Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

And, related to women & money;

Dan was a single bloke living at home with his Dad and working in the family business.

When Dan found out that he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died,
he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his forthcoming fortune.

One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary bloke," he said to
her, "but in just a few years, my widower father will die and I will inherit $200 million."

Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.