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ORIGINAL: geofflambert

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Are those the same ones seen celebrating on 9/11? Do they only come out for disasters?

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ORIGINAL: Lecivius

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Classic![8D]

Did Incitatus win a senate seat?

Can we steer this away from politics please?

Bill

I'm just a ponderous bullfrog pondering my pond.

Sometimes I get a little help from my friends.

One time when I was young I was at a friend's place in the country, fishing in his pond. It was more of a lake than a pond and had a big island in the middle of it. His father was growing grapes on that island. He fancied himself a vintner. I had some of his wine once. It was cloudy and had stuff floating in it. It was just awful. Anyways, I was fishing and was getting no nibbles at all. I saw this big fat bullfrog sitting on the shore, which was mostly pebbles and weeds. He was as big as a fully growed and fatted Guinea Pig. I was bored so I dangled my bait (a worm) in front of him and he took it. I lifted him up and my rod was seriously bowed doing that and his legs were, what's the expression that men use about women's legs?. Never quitting or something like that. They were hanging down and were about a foot and a half long. So I brought him in and took the hook out of his mouth and let him go. I returned to "fishing" and got bored again. There was mister bullfrog sitting on the shore and I dangled my bait in front of him again. He had learned nothing and took it once more. Wash, rinse and repeat. I let him go and packed up my gear. No fish caught that day.

From Lord of the Rings....

Captain of the destroyer HMS VANSITTART.
Was noted for constantly barking out orders.

ORIGINAL: MakeeLearn

From Lord of the Rings....

I would've sworn that was from Starship Troopers.

ORIGINAL: MakeeLearn

Captain of the destroyer HMS VANSITTART.
Was noted for constantly barking out orders.

But how ruff could that be? I believe "Arf bow-wow" signified a turn to starboard.

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Admiral Halsey's secret to a well oiled navy....