RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 6:20 pm
Four times in a row...[&o][&o]
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
You got problems with gettin' laid in a pastoral setting, city boy? [;)]
The grass tickles.....aside from that, no. [8|]
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RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 6:21 pm
The grass tickles.....aside from that, no. [8|]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 6:21 pm
How does he do it? [X(]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 6:22 pm
It is slow at work.. that is how.
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 6:33 pm
ORIGINAL: jeffk3510
It is slow at work.. that is how.
Why don't you kick one of your cows in the butt, and speed things up a bit.
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 6:43 pm
Theyre all in the shower.
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:07 pm
ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: Dixie
ORIGINAL: Terminus
For "new angle", read "new low".
I've seen lower. One of them tried the dying cancer patient approach, complete with a picture of "them" in a hospital bed hooked up to a load of drips etc.I enjoyed wasting that person's time, especially when they went mental and accused me of being a time waster. [:-]
Would you consider posing those emails? I'm kinda curious how the exchange goes. [:D]
I've deleted all my past ones, but I'm hoping to snare a couple that I'm working with now. Once they've run their course I'd be happy to, but just in case the other chap can use google I don't want to put anything up that might let them into the secret [:D]
I like to act confused for the first few mails, then start asking them lots of annoying questions. One at a time. The key is dragging it out as long as possible, the more time they waste on my little games the more money it costs them.
You should check out this place :
http://www.419eater.com/
There are some really good ones there, guys have got tattoos, traveled all over Africa and sent various photographs in the belief that their money is just around the corner [:D]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:14 pm
Dixie,
If you tell me that your nom de guerre is "Shivermetimbers", you'll have my admiration forevermore. He is my idol on this site-one of my favorite internet sites. [&o]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:29 pm
'fraid not old boy. I'm nowhere near that level of timewastingness [:D] I operate under a different name over there, operational security and all that, not that I post often anyway.
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 9:32 pm
Oh dear Thread. Some of that stuff is actually painful to read. I'm afraid I'm not nearly cruel or diabolical enough to participate in that. [:(]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 9:35 pm
ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
I'm afraid I'm not nearly cruel or diabolical enough to participate in that. [:(]
You don't have to be, just waste a bit of their time and when you've strung them along for a bit just stop replying. It'll probably make them even more angry [:D]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 9:41 pm
ORIGINAL: Dixie
ORIGINAL: Terminus
An unsatisfactory turn in my game against the villainous Emu... Some "wonder weapon" the Long Lance is...[8|]
Long Lance. Pah! I don't think I've ever sunk anything better than a tanker with those.
I've lost the USS Indiana twice in PBEMs to Long Lance equipped heavy cruisers... Yeah, I know... [8|]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 9:50 pm
ORIGINAL: Grollub
This was a new angle.
From: Cpt. Emily Fritts (teamsky001@libero.it)
Sent: Wednesday, January 30, 2013 5:43:55 AM
My Dear Fellow Citizen,
Compliments, I know this letter will definitely come to you as a huge surprise, but I implore you to take the time to go through it carefully as the decision you make will go off a long way to determine my future and continued existence. Please keep this message top secret. (I am Cpt. Emily Fritts) presently in Afghanistan, I was redeployed here couple of month ago. I am desperately in need of your assistance and I have earned my courage through OCS.
SOURCE OF MONEY:
==================
Some money in various currencies was discovered and concealed in barrels with piles of weapons and ammunition at a location near the Presidential Palaces during a rescue operation and it was agreed by all party present that the money will be shared among us. If you have entered the above website to confirm more of our discovery which part of it was made known to the government, but this particular one was shared among us and it is a top secret.
This might appeared as an illegal thing to do but I tell you what? No compensation can make up for the risks we have taken with our lives in those war torn nations. Please confirm receipt of this mail so I will quickly arrange for the fund to be moved down to you. I will await your thoughts via my email urgently due to the fact that I am suppose to be in the USA by end of 1st quarter of 2013 with the troops that will be leaving Iraq, but I was redeployed to Afghanistan under the Explosive Ordance Disposal (EOD) on special assignment that will end by December 2014.
Respectfully,
Cpt. Emily Fritts.
Hmmm... an Italian cycling fan posing as an officer in the US military...
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 10:39 pm
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 1:26 am
Found Jeff's car....
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 1:35 am
ORIGINAL: DivePac88
ORIGINAL: jeffk3510
It is slow at work.. that is how.
Why don't you kick one of your cows in the butt, and speed things up a bit.
Haha. To be honest with you, I rarely, if ever, see any of the animals/places we broker product to and from.
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 1:37 am
ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
Found Jeff's car....
hahahaha. I drive a truck thank you. haha still funny though.
The one earlier of the cow getting srubbed was good too. It looked like it was in heaven
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:55 am
Hi all,
Good morning!
Leo "Apollo11"
Good morning!
Leo "Apollo11"
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 12:00 pm
Surely no one would
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 12:01 pm
Try again...