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RE: The Thread!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:31 pm
by rtrapasso
ORIGINAL: Terminus

Hey, where'd you get that? Okay, Robert goes on The List!

[X(] [:D] [:'(]

RE: The Thread!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:33 pm
by DuckofTindalos
That pretty much leaves Bruce... Wonder how he's going to get on The List?

RE: The Thread!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:33 pm
by niceguy2005
*busy beaver tithe

RE: The Thread!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:34 pm
by rtrapasso
ORIGINAL: Terminus

That pretty much leaves Bruce... Wonder how he's going to get on The List?


There is still Mike Solli and Raverdave... (misery loves company?? [:'(])

RE: The Thread!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:38 pm
by DuckofTindalos
Oh, yeah... Where is Major Mike these days...? Probably too busy pounding Mog into some sort of shape...[:D]

RE: The Thread!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:47 pm
by rtrapasso
ORIGINAL: Terminus

Oh, yeah... Where is Major Mike these days...? Probably too busy pounding Mog into some sort of shape...[:D]


Perhaps... haven't heard from him of late...

RE: The Thread!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:54 pm
by Mynok
ORIGINAL: Terminus

Oh, yeah... Where is Major Mike these days...? Probably too busy pounding Mog into some sort of shape...[:D]

That oughta be list-worthy right there.... [:D]

RE: The Thread!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:45 pm
by Mynok
[:D] [:D] [:D] Another goody for the Threaders:

A Catholic Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English.So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."
The Priest is pleased with the response. They walk a little farther and he points to a rock and says, "This is a rock."
Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."
The Priest was really getting fired up about the results when he hears rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity.
The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, "Man riding a bike." The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them.The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood that way?

The chief replied, "My bike."

RE: The Thread!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:48 pm
by rtrapasso
ORIGINAL: Mynok

[:D] [:D] [:D] Another goody for the Threaders:

A Catholic Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English.So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."
The Priest is pleased with the response. They walk a little farther and he points to a rock and says, "This is a rock."
Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."
The Priest was really getting fired up about the results when he hears rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity.
The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, "Man riding a bike." The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them.The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood that way?

The chief replied, "My bike."

[:D] [:D]

RE: The Thread!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:15 pm
by DuckofTindalos
Tee-Hee![:D]

RE: The Thread!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:24 pm
by DuckofTindalos
The TV weather vixen has announced it'll be as much as 95 degrees in this country tomorrow. I know that doesn't sound like a lot to people living in Charbroil, New Mexico or Hotplate, Texas, but it's a lot around here...

RE: The Thread!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:36 pm
by rtrapasso
ORIGINAL: Terminus

The TV weather vixen has announced it'll be as much as 95 degrees in this country tomorrow. I know that doesn't sound like a lot to people living in Charbroil, New Mexico or Hotplate, Texas, but it's a lot around here...

It's a lot if the humidity is high... supposed to be 105 degrees F (40.5555 deg C) here today.

RE: The Thread!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:41 pm
by niceguy2005
ORIGINAL: Terminus

The TV weather vixen has announced it'll be as much as 95 degrees in this country tomorrow. I know that doesn't sound like a lot to people living in Charbroil, New Mexico or Hotplate, Texas, but it's a lot around here...
I hope the weather vixen wore attire appropriate to the temperature.

RE: The Thread!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:42 pm
by niceguy2005
ORIGINAL: Terminus

The TV weather vixen has announced it'll be as much as 95 degrees in this country tomorrow. I know that doesn't sound like a lot to people living in Charbroil, New Mexico or Hotplate, Texas, but it's a lot around here...
YOu could go visit brother Faber down in the Antarctic. It should be getting quite cold there right about now, being the middle of winter and all.

RE: The Thread!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:42 pm
by DuckofTindalos
She did, along with a very light sheen of sweat... Now where'd I put that drooling smiley...

RE: The Thread!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:46 pm
by rtrapasso
ORIGINAL: Terminus

She did, along with a very light sheen of sweat... Now where'd I put that drooling smiley...
Choices:

A. Image
B. Image
C. Image
D. Image

or

E.

Image

RE: The Thread!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:57 pm
by niceguy2005
ORIGINAL: Terminus

She did, along with a very light sheen of sweat... Now where'd I put that drooling smiley...
Lucky man. Here in the states our weather vixens look like plastic manicans dressed in business suits...come to think of it, they just be migt be.

RE: The Thread!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:06 pm
by DuckofTindalos
ORIGINAL: niceguy2005

ORIGINAL: Terminus

She did, along with a very light sheen of sweat... Now where'd I put that drooling smiley...
Lucky man. Here in the states our weather vixens look like plastic manicans dressed in business suits...come to think of it, they just be migt be.

It also covers the quota for exotica: the head weather vixen is of Indian descent, and the top anchor babe is from Chile... Huminahuminahuminahumina... Zoing!(tm)

RE: The Thread!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:10 pm
by rtrapasso
ORIGINAL: Terminus


It also covers the quota for exotica: the head weather vixen is of Indian descent, and the top anchor babe is from Chile... Huminahuminahuminahumina... Zoing!(tm)

Shouldn't that last word be "Schwing!" ?

RE: The Thread!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:13 pm
by DuckofTindalos
Yeah, but that's so predictable...