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RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:05 pm
by Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
Tang Soo Do belt test tonight. First "gup" (advanced red belt). With luck, I'll have Cho Dan Bo and then first Dan (1st degree black belt) ahead within the next year or so.
And then you will stop being afraid of little old ladies?
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:06 pm
by Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: DivePac88
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
Tang Soo Do belt test tonight. First "gup" (advanced red belt). With luck, I'll have Cho Dan Bo and then first Dan (1st degree black belt) ahead within the next year or so.
I have a SIG Sauer P226, works well from a wheelchair. [:D]
Remember to lock your wheels. Even with that the recoil can be disconcerting. [:'(]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:07 pm
by Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: DivePac88
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
Well, I guess it's OK if you believe in orange sentience. Just think of all the small single-cell yeast that are in that yogurt too! Reminiscent of that line from Obi Wan about 'millions of voices crying out all at once'.
You butcher! Yeast are people too! [:@]
That explains the voices in my head it dose, thanks Andre you've cured me. [&o]
So you mean the toaster wasnt actually talking to you? [:D]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:07 pm
by Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: DivePac88
ORIGINAL: Dixie
Breakfast without animal? What's the point?
Don't get me wrong Dixie I would love an animal every morning, but unfortunately I have to talk to a Nutritionist once a week. [:(]
Will you have to talk to him less often if you dont partake of animal? If its the same either way, I say grab the bacon.
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:18 pm
by Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: Dixie
ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart
...listening to NPR today and they were asking people to call in if they had ever had to pull a gun on someone...guy calls in from florida and says he had a crack-head invade his home...he grabs his assualt weapon and points it at the guy, but he keeps coming...turns out he's some kind of martial arts guru and breaks the home owner's nose and takes his rifle away from him...the home owner comes to hearing the clicking of the rifle which is pointed at his face...apparently, the intruder couldn't figure out how to release the safety...they struggle for a while and home owner ends up with the rifle...three rounds to the belly and one to the head later and the intruder ain't no more...[X(]...home owner claims he would be dead if he was defending himself with a pistol or shotgun...really?...not completely buying that one...
I can understand that you guys want gun ownership and it's in your constitutional right etc. But wasn't the right to bear arms a safeguard against those damned handsome British coming back? It was also written before assault rifles etc were even a twinkle in mankind's eye and you managed okay. I don't see why so many people are hung up on the idea that gun ownership means they must have an M16 or similar. Where does it end? I need a 40GW phase plasma rifle qnd a howitzer to defend my property.
You guys is not intended to reference any individuals, just the American people as a single simplified entity.
Dont take that too seriously. These people arnt exactly constitutional scholars. And theyre not afraid of the British. Theyre afraid of black CIA helicopters. Which is amusing because these are the same people who accuse the government of being incompetent. How the same people can be incompetent fools and evil masterminds simultaneously, I have yet to understand.
Basically, as far as I can tell, its a political temper tantrum by folks who still cant make their peace with the idea that there is a black Democrat in the White House for a second term who wasnt put there by a military junta.
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:20 pm
by Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
Any body who has been to Florida knows that the damned Redcoats would invade at the drop of a hat! But we'll be ready for them this time! [:D]
Theyve already retaken NY (did they ever lose it?). And they can have it as far as I'm concerned. [:D]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:21 pm
by Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: Dixie
ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart
...any Subway sandwich fans out there? i swear, i think i'm gonna go postal next time one of those servers asks me if i want "everything" on my sandwich...[:@]...and i'll tell you if i want the darn thing toasted too...you don't have to ask me every flippin time...
Why do they even ask. Anyone who does not have their sub toasted is worse than Hitler and has no business eating a sub.
Having a wife who is an accountant is an excellent source of info. For example, I've leaned that sales tax applies to toasted subs, but not untoasted.
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:22 pm
by Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart
ORIGINAL: Dixie
ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart
...listening to NPR today and they were asking people to call in if they had ever had to pull a gun on someone...guy calls in from florida and says he had a crack-head invade his home...he grabs his assualt weapon and points it at the guy, but he keeps coming...turns out he's some kind of martial arts guru and breaks the home owner's nose and takes his rifle away from him...the home owner comes to hearing the clicking of the rifle which is pointed at his face...apparently, the intruder couldn't figure out how to release the safety...they struggle for a while and home owner ends up with the rifle...three rounds to the belly and one to the head later and the intruder ain't no more...[X(]...home owner claims he would be dead if he was defending himself with a pistol or shotgun...really?...not completely buying that one...
I can understand that you guys want gun ownership and it's in your constitutional right etc. But wasn't the right to bear arms a safeguard against those damned handsome British coming back? It was also written before assault rifles etc were even a twinkle in mankind's eye and you managed okay. I don't see why so many people are hung up on the idea that gun ownership means they must have an M16 or similar. Where does it end? I need a 40GW phase plasma rifle qnd a howitzer to defend my property.
You guys is not intended to reference any individuals, just the American people as a single simplified entity.
...handsome indeed!...
What a dashing fellow!
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:23 pm
by Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: jeffk3510
ORIGINAL: Dixie
ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart
...any Subway sandwich fans out there? i swear, i think i'm gonna go postal next time one of those servers asks me if i want "everything" on my sandwich...[:@]...and i'll tell you if i want the darn thing toasted too...you don't have to ask me every flippin time...
Why do they even ask. Anyone who does not have their sub toasted is worse than Hitler and has no business eating a sub.
I don't ever have mine toasted, but that doesn't make me worse than Hitler...[8|]
Marxist!
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:23 pm
by AW1Steve
ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: DivePac88
ORIGINAL: Dixie
Breakfast without animal? What's the point?
Don't get me wrong Dixie I would love an animal every morning, but unfortunately I have to talk to a Nutritionist once a week. [:(]
Will you have to talk to him less often if you dont partake of animal? If its the same either way, I say grab the bacon.
Bacon? [X(] You would? [:D]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:25 pm
by AW1Steve
ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
Any body who has been to Florida knows that the damned Redcoats would invade at the drop of a hat! But we'll be ready for them this time! [:D]
Theyve already retaken NY (did they ever lose it?). And they can have it as far as I'm concerned. [:D]
I agree....but we should KEEP Florida! [:D]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:26 pm
by AW1Steve
ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: Dixie
ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart
...any Subway sandwich fans out there? i swear, i think i'm gonna go postal next time one of those servers asks me if i want "everything" on my sandwich...[:@]...and i'll tell you if i want the darn thing toasted too...you don't have to ask me every flippin time...
Why do they even ask. Anyone who does not have their sub toasted is worse than Hitler and has no business eating a sub.
Having a wife who is an accountant is an excellent source of info. For example, I've leaned that sales tax applies to toasted subs, but not untoasted.
Must be a California thing. I assume because it's cooked they treat it like a sit down meal? [&:]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:26 pm
by Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
Any body who has been to Florida knows that the damned Redcoats would invade at the drop of a hat! But we'll be ready for them this time! [:D]
Theyve already retaken NY (did they ever lose it?). And they can have it as far as I'm concerned. [:D]
I agree....but we should KEEP Florida! [:D]
Yes, there's future in mosquito-infested swampland.
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:26 pm
by AW1Steve
2 unp in a row! WOW![:D]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:26 pm
by Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: Dixie
Why do they even ask. Anyone who does not have their sub toasted is worse than Hitler and has no business eating a sub.
Having a wife who is an accountant is an excellent source of info. For example, I've leaned that sales tax applies to toasted subs, but not untoasted.
Must be a California thing. I assume because it's cooked they treat it like a sit down meal? [&:]
Yup.
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:27 pm
by Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
2 unp in a row! WOW![:D]
Go buy a lottery ticket.
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:50 am
by AW1Steve
ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
2 unp in a row! WOW![:D]
Go buy a lottery ticket.
Nope.
Bacon! [:D]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:53 am
by bradfordkay
ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
Any body who has been to Florida knows that the damned Redcoats would invade at the drop of a hat! But we'll be ready for them this time! [:D]
Theyve already retaken NY (did they ever lose it?). And they can have it as far as I'm concerned. [:D]
I agree....but we should KEEP Florida! [:D]
As far as I'm concerned, we could dig a canal from the Okefenokee to Mobile Bay and let Florida drift away to Cuba...
Oh, you say it doesn't work that way? Well, maybe it will sink under the weight of all those retirees... any chance of that?
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:26 am
by AW1Steve
ORIGINAL: bradfordkay
ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
Theyve already retaken NY (did they ever lose it?). And they can have it as far as I'm concerned. [:D]
I agree....but we should KEEP Florida! [:D]
As far as I'm concerned, we could dig a canal from the Okefenokee to Mobile Bay and let Florida drift away to Cuba...
Oh, you say it doesn't work that way? Well, maybe it will sink under the weight of all those retirees... any chance of that?
Funny , I felt the same way about your home state after I "escaped" from it. [:D] Of course with earthquakes and tsumani's it was always a possibility that Washington state
could sink. [:D]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:33 am
by jeffk3510
Well played, Steve.. Two in a row.
Won our coed volleyball game tonight.
Why is volleyball so much more fun than playing college football...oh well.