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Discuss the Wenham lake ice cubes in their rum and cokes when suddenly

Bigfoot realized he was out of frequent flier miles and ...

...and flagged down a car. Mean while back at the ranch...

ORIGINAL: Schanilec
...and flagged down a car. Mean while back at the ranch...

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. When Pam Piper saw the pickled pepper he had picked, she pecked one and found it quite savory.

"Pam," Peter protested, "please don't peck my pickled peppers. Prior pecks persuaded me that pickled peppers prefer unpursed but pouty lips puckered prettily."

At this point, Chckenboy....

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. When Pam Piper saw the pickled pepper he had picked, she pecked one and found it quite savory.

"Pam," Peter protested, "please don't peck my pickled peppers. Prior pecks persuaded me that pickled peppers prefer unpursed but pouty lips puckered prettily."

At this point, Chckenboy....

could not help..

I was forgotten he said..

Because he was eating the best hush yo mouf cake Fats Domino had ever baked in......

ORIGINAL: LST Express

Because he was eating the best hush yo mouf cake Fats Domino had ever baked in......

...the local state crematorium. "Casket cakes", as they were called, were fantastically popular amongst a little-known subset of the population, the...

Shan people of Burma. Unfortunately these people all carried a genetic trait that caused them to react violently to the Casket Cakes sending them into epileptic fits (think about it, people). These fits could only be cured by.....

ORIGINAL: Canoerebel

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Do you yield, sir? Do you yield? [:D]

...the irrelevant jabbering of news network stock analysts. This argument was widely considered to be valid because...

He had studied at the prestigious university of Port Au Prince where he majored in....

Lemba Voodoo with a minor in 17th Century French Literature. This caused some friction with his mother who wanted him to go into.......

...town for a bottle of quinine. Being immersed in an ancient copy of a romance novel by the 17th century writer Henriq Leveseaux, he declined, because he had finally arrived at the gripping passage in which the protagonist reaches into his trouser pocket and pulls out a....

a handfull of magic beans....

"Damn!", i have put on the widow farmer Smith's pants again in my haste to...

escape through the bedroom window after...

Opening the window sash with such a clatter that....

he scared the hell outta 6 lyb's hiding........

hiding in the bushes under the window. They immediately jumped up and...

with crazed shout of "BANZAI" charged across Elm St. toward the restaurant with absolutely no regard for the crosswalk sign or.....