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Warspite1

Indeed, but whilst one may admire her strength and singleness of mind, one must recoil in horror at her actual taste. Not, you understand, that there is anything wrong in coming from Gdansk, being called Helga, having a handlebar moustache and a hairy chest; or working as a pig-iron smelter: It's just that that combination pertaining to the same lady is a tad unappealing to this particular forumite.

UUGGHH. Unappealing to me too.

Warspite1

Yes I thought it would be - I remember the scene where you come across a load of Soviet women soldiers in Cross of Iron. Although a couple were nice looking, I suspect the majority of that platoon were ladies that Flora would wish to get to know.

That scene was the only time in my long life that I was nearly unfaithful to Mrs. Steiner. Remember the Russian babe bathing?? Well that was not the temptress, for me it was the major inside the building - ooohh - NOT.

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UUGGHH. Unappealing to me too.

Warspite1

Yes I thought it would be - I remember the scene where you come across a load of Soviet women soldiers in Cross of Iron. Although a couple were nice looking, I suspect the majority of that platoon were ladies that Flora would wish to get to know.

That scene was the only time in my long life that I was nearly unfaithful to Mrs. Steiner. Remember the Russian babe bathing?? Well that was not the temptress, for me it was the major inside the building - ooohh - NOT.

Warspite1

Don't give me that NOT business at the end - I understand the sub-text of what you are saying. For you Steiner I recommend a course of leeches. They come highly recommended by Dr Ingo Hoffman from Stuttgart - owner of the largest leech farm in Europe.

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Warspite1

Yes I thought it would be - I remember the scene where you come across a load of Soviet women soldiers in Cross of Iron. Although a couple were nice looking, I suspect the majority of that platoon were ladies that Flora would wish to get to know.

That scene was the only time in my long life that I was nearly unfaithful to Mrs. Steiner. Remember the Russian babe bathing?? Well that was not the temptress, for me it was the major inside the building - ooohh - NOT.

Warspite1

Don't give me that NOT business at the end - I understand the sub-text of what you are saying. For you Steiner I recommend a course of leeches. They come highly recommended by Dr Ingo Hoffman from Stuttgart - owner of the largest leech farm in Europe.

I should have know better. XD! You are all-seeing sir warspite1. XD!

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That scene was the only time in my long life that I was nearly unfaithful to Mrs. Steiner. Remember the Russian babe bathing?? Well that was not the temptress, for me it was the major inside the building - ooohh - NOT.

Warspite1

Don't give me that NOT business at the end - I understand the sub-text of what you are saying. For you Steiner I recommend a course of leeches. They come highly recommended by Dr Ingo Hoffman from Stuttgart - owner of the largest leech farm in Europe.

I should have know better. XD! You are all-seeing sir warspite1. XD!

Warspite1

I trust you recognised the Leeches quote?

I trust you recognised the Leeches quote?

I do not. [:(]

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I trust you recognised the Leeches quote?

I do not. [:(]

Warspite1

Blackadder II [&o]

Orm I am addle brained at the moment, too much PB. XD!

Refresh me on the "course of leeches" XD!

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Orm I am addle brained at the moment, too much PB. XD!

Refresh me on the "course of leeches" XD!

Warspite1

See Post 166.

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Orm I am addle brained at the moment, too much PB. XD!

Refresh me on the "course of leeches" XD!

Warspite1

See Post 166.

Oh dear GOD. XD! OF course I know that quote. I really do need some leaches and PB. XD!

Now I need something to drink. My brain is apperently suffering from memory loss. Blackadder...

Time to watch Blackadder II again. Opps. Wrong thread this time. [;)]

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Now I need something to drink. My brain is apperently suffering from memory loss. Blackadder...

Time to watch Blackadder II again. Opps. Wrong thread this time. [;)]

Warspite1

The day you get sick of Blackadder is the day you get sick of life. Sheer quality.

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Now I need something to drink. My brain is apperently suffering from memory loss. Blackadder...

Time to watch Blackadder II again. Opps. Wrong thread this time. [;)]

Warspite1

The day you get sick of Blackadder is the day you get sick of life. Sheer quality.

Indeed. Couldn't have said it better. [:)]

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Now I need something to drink. My brain is apperently suffering from memory loss. Blackadder...

Time to watch Blackadder II again. Opps. Wrong thread this time. [;)]

Warspite1

The day you get sick of Blackadder is the day you get sick of life. Sheer quality.

Indeed. Couldn't have said it better. [:)]

Today is an anniversary for the three of us. What a journey it has been.

I second the "Couldn't have said it better.." XD!! Blackadder total quality. Also A Bit of F & B. XD!

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Warspite1

The day you get sick of Blackadder is the day you get sick of life. Sheer quality.

Indeed. Couldn't have said it better. [:)]

Today is an anniversary for the three of us. What a journey it has been.

I second the "Couldn't have said it better.." XD!! Blackadder total quality. Also A Bit of F & B. XD!

Warspite1

Yesiree - You are well on your way to 25,000 posts, Orm will soon be at 5 stars and I am glad that I am assisting you both with your goals. Of course it is all selfless on my part as I am not interested in increasing my personal post count (much).

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Indeed. Couldn't have said it better. [:)]

Today is an anniversary for the three of us. What a journey it has been.

I second the "Couldn't have said it better.." XD!! Blackadder total quality. Also A Bit of F & B. XD!

Warspite1

Yesiree - You are well on your way to 25,000 posts, Orm will soon be at 5 stars and I am glad that I am assisting you both with your goals. Of course it is all selfless on my part as I am not interested in increasing my personal post count (much).

Such selfless behaviour is rarely seen. XD XD

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Today is an anniversary for the three of us. What a journey it has been.

I second the "Couldn't have said it better.." XD!! Blackadder total quality. Also A Bit of F & B. XD!

Warspite1

Yesiree - You are well on your way to 25,000 posts, Orm will soon be at 5 stars and I am glad that I am assisting you both with your goals. Of course it is all selfless on my part as I am not interested in increasing my personal post count (much).

Such selfless behaviour is rarely seen. XD XD

Warspite1

I think I can cure your XD malaise - see Perturabo's post 1845 of the Music thread and ye shall be cured.

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Warspite1

Yesiree - You are well on your way to 25,000 posts, Orm will soon be at 5 stars and I am glad that I am assisting you both with your goals. Of course it is all selfless on my part as I am not interested in increasing my personal post count (much).

Such selfless behaviour is rarely seen. XD XD

Warspite1

I think I can cure your XD malaise - see Perturabo's post 1845 of the Music thread and ye shall be cured.

Wow, a sharp slap to the face is all I needed. No more ex-dee for me.

I am not in this thread to add to my post count. My fellow posters, it is the quality of your posts that has drawn me here. [:)]

ORIGINAL: Orm

I am not in this thread to add to my post count. My fellow posters, it is the quality of your posts that has drawn me here. [:)]

And I shall return that sloppy kiss M'cColleague. Your posts are beautiful.

You know there are those that say Ambrose is a charlatan and a con-man; that this whole peanut brittle thing was just a way of allowing Ambrose to build a nice new extension on his house.

I've been reading Franklin's 2011 expose: Ambrose, Hero or Charlatan?

In this book Franklin argues that the events Ambrose describes in history happened- not because of Peanut Brittle - Brazilian or otherwise - but because of perfectly explainable reasons e.g. he states:

Case White was ordered because Hitler was a mindless sociopath
Britney shaved off her head because she had a breakdown
Mussolini was prone to mood swings because he contracted a rather unpleasant STD in his youth
Britain did not lose an empire because of a BPB ravaged ruling class
The T-34 was made of steel
Wasa sank because - well who knows, but the point is that peanut brittle - Brazilian or otherwise was not to blame.

But he goes further. According to Franklin he argues that Peanut Brittle is not even real. Pictures - such as the one M'Colleague Orm posted the other day are nothing more than pictures of Lasagne photo-shopped to look like Peanut Brittle. In short - its all a con.

But Franklin is not finished there. He also argues that Ambrose did not exist and gives three key questions that seemingly cannot be answered by anyone:

Where is the Parish record that shows Ambrose was actually born?
Why has the remains of the Saucy Nymphe never been found?
Who the hell calls their dog socks?

Interesting......