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Pffft... Others have tried and failed...

ORIGINAL: Terminus

Pffft... Others have tried and failed...

He's right you know. All invaders soon begin to suffer from a mysterious neurological disorder which turns the victim incredibly grumpy, and culminates in a strange desire to attack others using butter knives and letter openers.

We kill people with our sarcastic sense of humour, and the occasional burst from a submachinegun.

It's true, actually; during the German occupation of this country, a homegrown Nazi party failed to take hold, because people refused to take them seriously...

ORIGINAL: Terminus

Pffft... Others have tried and failed...

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Total mobilization in Denmark or are these the regulars? And where is the air force?

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

[:D]

And where is the air force?

Woops...more news... [:D]

Wait, that looks almost like LST's navy. [&:]

And their interceptors really are pretty sleek.

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

And their interceptors really are pretty sleek.

It's the F4U model. [:)]

The X-Wing was a Danish prototype? [X(] Say it aint so.

You sad, sad, sad people...[8|]

Yeah

ORIGINAL: Terminus

You sad, sad, sad people...[8|]

I'm ashamed of myself. I'll never do it again.



............NOT! [:D]

ORIGINAL: Gary Childress


I'm ashamed of myself. I'll never do it again.



............NOT! [:D]

Darn right you should be sorry. You got the wrong Danish fighter picture in there.

[1/3 of the Danish airforce after yet another Dane's neurological state reaches critical. As he was being apprehended, the man only quipped "I wish I was French". The butter knife was successfully confiscated and entered as evidence.]

classic. [:D]

I summon the powers of the ANTI-THREAD!! OH, great ANTI-THREAD, with this lamb and with this chicken upon the holy alter I bump thee.

Arise ANTI-THREAD! And with thy power forever darken The Thread in obscurity.


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Long live the ANTI - THREAD.

Once you have tasted the Dark Side there is no turning back! You will keep returning to the ANTI-THREAD as you cannot help yourself.

ORIGINAL: Mike Solli

Hey T, stop posting here. Their total number of posts has increased by about 50% in the past couple of days.

rtrapasso wrote in The Thread:

Oh Great and Glorious Thread, we beseach thee to show the others the errors of their ways and devote their energies to the one True Thread!!

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Has it not been prophesied, the coming of the Anti-Thread? The Thread has become decadent and dogmatic. It no longer adheres to the values of its original conception. This has become evident to me by the attempts of the demagog Mr. Frag to bury it's original conception in the great abyss of censored material. And was this not brought about by the worship of false idols of the flesh? Do the words of the Great Prophet Rtrapasso not fall now upon deaf ears? I implore those who can still hear the clarion call of Truth to follow the teachings of the Anti-Thread. The Threadish religion denies its own untimeliness and vainly fights against its own impotence like an old man on viagra, . I beseech thee to convert to Anti-Threadianity and be saved--OR ELSE THY SHALL BURN IN HELL LIKE A GNAT IN AN ELECTRIC ZAPPER!!!

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PS. To all those followers of Threadism, our Hell is TEN times worse than yours so you had best convert now before it is too late!

ORIGINAL: Mark VII

Once you have tasted the Dark Side there is no turning back! You will keep returning to the ANTI-THREAD as you cannot help yourself.

Erhem, just one point... WE INVENTED THE DARK SIDE!!!

Congratulations, Gary. I would have said this Anti-Christ thing would be dead & buried after one week... but obviously I was wrong [8D]