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RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo
Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2015 10:42 am
by Cap Mandrake
****************Offices of M&M Enterprises, Fiji*************
Young man in crisply pressed uniform <on phone (sic)>: HAHAHAHAHHAHA..no that USED to be the market value. Look, I'm not interested unless they change the restrictive covenant...........No, no, no, no to let Orientals in. And I want a termite inspection, too..............
RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo
Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2015 11:03 am
by Cap Mandrake
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RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 4:23 pm
by Cap Mandrake
****************December 23, 2015*************
Fleet Admiral Mandrake (ret): I thought the general advice was diversification?
Distinguished senior advisor of M&M Financial Management: Sure that's what they WANT you to think..because the management fees are higher. It's not what you earn..it's what you KEEP.
Fleet Admiral Mandrake (ret): So what stock would you suggest?
Distinguished senior advisor of M&M Financial Management: Lead pipe cinch..Chipotle.
Fleet Admiral Mandrake (ret): Chipotle, the burrito guys? What about golf course building sites or something?
Distinguished senior advisor of M&M Financial Management: That's so 1942...
RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 4:36 pm
by Cap Mandrake
..<redacted upon advice OSS agent Steele>
RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 4:38 pm
by Cap Mandrake
....<redacted upon advice OSS agent Steele>
RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 4:39 pm
by Cap Mandrake
....<redacted upon advice OSS agent Steele>
RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 4:43 pm
by Cap Mandrake
....<redacted upon advice OSS agent Steele>
RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 5:00 pm
by sprior
Happy Christmas boys & girls!
RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 6:22 pm
by zuluhour
same to you sir. I really enjoyed the pictures you posted this year. Cheers!
RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 7:27 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Merry Christmas! Is that before or after Bugis Street?
RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 10:36 pm
by zuluhour
What ever street you want sailor..
RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 12:54 am
by Cap Mandrake
Cashmere, made with the finest goat hair......ahhhh.....sublime. It think gravity may have been less then.
RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 1:49 am
by Cap Mandrake
....<redacted upon advice OSS agent Steele>
RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 2:13 am
by bobsteele
Hey Cap; you combining your AARS as an economy measure or as FOW?
Possible other reasons, which you are at liberty, obviously, to debunk collectively or individually:
A) Some drinking has been going on
B) someone hijacked your computer and is just funnin us
C) dementia--not necessarily yours, could be the reader
D) space monkeys
In any case, [X(][:'(][&:][&:][&:][&:][;)]
RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 10:42 am
by Cap Mandrake
Only 2 Jack and Seven. Normally that wouldn't do that. [:)]
RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 11:19 am
by Lecivius
<looks back & forth>
I am so confused [&:]
But then, I usually am in here [:'(]
RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 12:12 pm
by Cap Mandrake
ORIGINAL: Lecivius
<looks back & forth>
I am so confused [&:]
But then, I usually am in here [:'(]
You should have been here about an hour ago. [:)]
RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 12:12 pm
by Itdepends
Good to know you took out any comments on our game before i checked the daily funnies. No harm done. I was driving the family around looking at Christmas lights.(actually most of it was spent waiting in line to go down a couple of streets that have fairly spectacular displays).
Merry Christmas.
RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 12:35 pm
by sprior
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Merry Christmas! Is that before or after Bugis Street?
Way after!
RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 12:44 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Close call! Here is the 17 lb ribeye roast for dinner. It will look better after it has been rubbed and roasted.
Rest of menu:
Homemade Caesar dressing using Martha Stewart's recipe from the Fingerlake Federal Corrrectional Facility for Rich White Women.
Twice baked potatos..bacon, cheddar, sour cream, salt..they good for you!
Yorkshire pudding with beef drippings and crispy bits turned into dericious gravy--it good for you!
Asparagus
Ribroast rubbed with garlic, salt, soy sauce, pepper but take off prastic first..it good for you!
Cheesecake with hot blueberry sauce with about 70% of blueberries popped from the heat
Wine, Jack Daniels, coffee
Omperazole, lipid-lowering agent, tylenol 1000 mg as headache prevention. Merry Christmas!
