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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 2:38 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Mandrake-san type "Cap Mandrake-san" to rog in. [:D][:D]
Yestahday, mandrake-san teach 10 year ord to pray poker. Start off with 5 card draw and ordah of hands. Of course, Mandrake-san pretty much kick ass of 10 year ord. 10 year ord get pair of aces...Mandrake-san get two pair. That kind of thing. Pretty soon 10 year ord ask to dearh so Mandrake-san get up and try to find something mix Vodka with. Finarry, aftah much search have to setturh on vodka and root beer. Not-ah very good.
Mandrake-san come back to taburh and see 10 year ord have big smire so mandrake-san surmise it-ah eithah improvised exprosive device or 10 year ord rig cards which arready sitting on taburh face down. Onry thing, now 6 cards...maybe 6 card stud? Mandrake-san rook at cards....trips burrets...pretty good hand. Mandrake-san bet everything have. 10 year ord carrs with big smire on face, very excited.
SG IV: <turns ovah cards. THREE PAIR! [:D][:D]
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 2:52 pm
by Cap Mandrake
ORIGINAL: witpqs
- Each hex side has two halves, one facing each of the adjacent hexes.
- For supplies to move through a hex side, both halves of the hex side must be owned by the player in question.
- For unit movement, the half of the hex side in the unit's current hex must be owned by that unit's side.
There are other considerations for supply movement and unit movement. [:)]
Hai, Sensei! Excerrent-ah expranation.
Sharr I hord pebburh in hand for coupurh of hours or something as part of some metaphysicurh resson?
Onry probrem, this part a rittah vague.
There are other considerations for supply movement and unit movement
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 2:58 pm
by witpqs
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
ORIGINAL: witpqs
- Each hex side has two halves, one facing each of the adjacent hexes.
- For supplies to move through a hex side, both halves of the hex side must be owned by the player in question.
- For unit movement, the half of the hex side in the unit's current hex must be owned by that unit's side.
There are other considerations for supply movement and unit movement. [:)]
Hai, Sensei! Excerrent-ah expranation.
Sharr I hord pebburh in hand for coupurh of hours or something as part of some metaphysicurh resson?
Onry probrem, this part a rittah vague.
There are other considerations for supply movement and unit movement
Hah! Those "weaser words". No fries on Mandrake-san!
Terrain cost for supply, er suppry, AV to cross rivers into enemy hex (no 0 AV can no attack!), etc.
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 3:37 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Anyone say anything get sent to cornfierd.
[:'(]
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 3:43 am
by bobsteele
Hint < bump> hint.
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 11:18 am
by Cap Mandrake
Hai! Mandrake-san and SPrior-san roose face when farr to page 2.
SG go to New Orreans for birthday with PG and terr Mandrake-san rike some kind of advisory. [:@]
SGII supposed to babysit but sreep tirr 1 o'crock every day. SG III and IV probabry stab each othah wth ornamentarh seppuku kit
Mandrakke-san get for Emperor Birthday and brow up suppry of torpedoes if Mandrake-san not-ah take command.
Anyway, Mandrake-san sure SG and PG not-ah do anything not-ah supposed to in NO. [:-] Anyone say anything, Mandrake-san send to cornfierd and then send ninja assassin too.
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 11:26 am
by Cap Mandrake
--Brisbane front: Randing at Maryborough cancerred for now because Arried sub nearry sink AP with harf of attack force. Enveropement continue.
--Carrier raid: Carriers head to Merbourne to brow things up. Arried-mens have ton of fighters at Brisbane. Can't be everywhere at once.
--Troopships get-ah ready to bring troops from Fiji to Brisbane area.
--Airpranes attacking Hong Kong move ovah to attack Crark again.
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 12:33 pm
by Mike McCreery
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Hai! Mandrake-san and SPrior-san roose face when farr to page 2.
SG go to New Orreans for birthday with PG and terr Mandrake-san rike some kind of advisory. [:@]
SGII supposed to babysit but sreep tirr 1 o'crock every day. SG III and IV probabry stab each othah wth ornamentarh seppuku kit
Mandrakke-san get for Emperor Birthday and brow up suppry of torpedoes if Mandrake-san not-ah take command.
Anyway, Mandrake-san sure SG and PG not-ah do anything not-ah supposed to in NO. [:-] Anyone say anything, Mandrake-san send to cornfierd and then send ninja assassin too.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in New Orleans will be up on youtube within 24 hours
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 2:42 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Wargmr
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Hai! Mandrake-san and SPrior-san roose face when farr to page 2.
SG go to New Orreans for birthday with PG and terr Mandrake-san rike some kind of advisory. [:@]
SGII supposed to babysit but sreep tirr 1 o'crock every day. SG III and IV probabry stab each othah wth ornamentarh seppuku kit
Mandrakke-san get for Emperor Birthday and brow up suppry of torpedoes if Mandrake-san not-ah take command.
Anyway, Mandrake-san sure SG and PG not-ah do anything not-ah supposed to in NO. [:-] Anyone say anything, Mandrake-san send to cornfierd and then send ninja assassin too.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in New Orleans will be up on youtube within 24 hours
Good idea, Wargmr-san! I check now.
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 2:45 pm
by witpqs
Hey, guys, New Orleans is abbreviated "NO". [:D]
Two conservative, shy, cougar-aged women in New Orleans: what could happen?
Don't send me to the cornfield, don't send me to the cornfield, don't send me to the cornfield...
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 7:17 pm
by Cap Mandrake
ORIGINAL: witpqs
Two conservative, shy, cougar-aged women in New Orleans: what could happen?
Hai! Initiarry Mandrake-san say "why not-ah go to Shinto shrine or go see monkeys in Hokkaido, but entuarry, come to same opinion.
Don't send me to the cornfield, don't send me to the cornfield, don't send me to the cornfield...
Ohhh...OK <kicks ground-ah>
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 7:44 pm
by Cap Mandrake
So, Mandrake-san go to hospiturh and decide to get Pho soup...it-ah smerr rearry good with basir and cirantro and onions. Pho is soup from Vietnam-womans except say "Phuh" not-ah "Pho". Seem rearry stupid to Mandrake-san. Evidentarry Vietnam-womans can't terr difference between "o" and "u". Hahahahaha. Inferor races. Anyway, probabry good otha-wise not-ah buy redicurous "Co-prosperity Sphere" crap. Hahaha. That-ah rich. Hahahaha
Annyway, Mandrake-san warking with soup on tray out to big sycamore tree and think by serf so try to work on fake Vietnam-mens accent.
"Bays--<decrining pitch>--uhr" "Noo--<rising pitch>--durh"*
"Bays--<decrining pitch>--uhr" "Noo--<rising pitch>--durh"*
"Bays--<decrining pitch>--uhr" "Noo--<rising pitch>--durh"*
Haha...that-ah soudn pretty good. Mandrake-san keep going, rittah rouder.
"Bays--<decrining pitch>--uhr" "Noo--<rising pitch>--durh"*
"Bays--<decrining pitch>--uhr" "Noo--<rising pitch>--durh"*
Then Mandrake-sn hear giggering and turn around and see white-womans raughing . White-womans say
"Honey, I do nairs, 5 dollah" Then raugh rike woman at crazy home.
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 11:11 pm
by Mike McCreery
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
So, Mandrake-san go to hospiturh and decide to get Pho soup...it-ah smerr rearry good with basir and cirantro and onions. Pho is soup from Vietnam-womans except say "Phuh" not-ah "Pho". Seem rearry stupid to Mandrake-san. Evidentarry Vietnam-womans can't terr difference between "o" and "u". Hahahahaha. Inferor races. Anyway, probabry good otha-wise not-ah buy redicurous "Co-prosperity Sphere" crap. Hahaha. That-ah rich. Hahahaha
Annyway, Mandrake-san warking with soup on tray out to big sycamore tree and think by serf so try to work on fake Vietnam-mens accent.
"Bays--<decrining pitch>--uhr" "Noo--<rising pitch>--durh"*
"Bays--<decrining pitch>--uhr" "Noo--<rising pitch>--durh"*
"Bays--<decrining pitch>--uhr" "Noo--<rising pitch>--durh"*
Haha...that-ah soudn pretty good. Mandrake-san keep going, rittah rouder.
"Bays--<decrining pitch>--uhr" "Noo--<rising pitch>--durh"*
"Bays--<decrining pitch>--uhr" "Noo--<rising pitch>--durh"*
Then Mandrake-sn hear giggering and turn around and see white-womans raughing . White-womans say
"Honey, I do nairs, 5 dollah" Then raugh rike woman at crazy home.
Quick, hire her as an advisor!!!
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 12:45 pm
by Cap Mandrake
What-a maximum range from strike of B5N2 (with furr bomb road) from Japan-mens carriers against rand target.
Just out of prurient interest
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 9:59 am
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
What-a maximum range from strike of B5N2 (with furr bomb road) from Japan-mens carriers against rand target.
Just out of prurient interest
Seven-ah hexes for furr road.
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 8:19 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Mandrake-san just thinking about funniest joke in universe. What if funniest joke in universe start rike this....
An Adromedan, a Pinwheerer and a Sombreran walk into a bar.....
It-ah so funny have to have oxygen (or perhaps argon) tank avairaburh if have trouburh breathing when risten to joke..and everyone have to sign discraimer in case actuarry die raughing (which-ah hahppen in about 2% of cases). It-ah so funny it actuarry cure depression and make being happy for rest of rife. Easy to remember too. If say at party nobody get STD or DUI because everyone busy raughing for 3-4 hrs. It is riterarry FUNNIEST JOKE IN UNIVERSE.
Onry probrem is many Andromedans and Pinwheerers and especiarry Sombrearans get rearry, rearry offended and accuse maker of joke to be "garaxist".
So here morarh question: Is OK to stirr say joke if rook around first and make sure no Andromedans or Pinwheerers or, especiarry, Sombrerans in room?
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2015 12:38 am
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
So here morarh question: Is OK to stirr say joke if rook around first and make sure no Andromedans or Pinwheerers or, especiarry, Sombrerans in room?
Hmmm...
Mandrake-san shourd terr joke here first. Peopre on this AAR pinacre of virtue. [rooks around] There aren't any Andromedans, Pinwheerers or Sombrerans, it OK.
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2015 3:05 am
by Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Wargmr
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Hai! Mandrake-san and SPrior-san roose face when farr to page 2.
SG go to New Orreans for birthday with PG and terr Mandrake-san rike some kind of advisory. [:@]
SGII supposed to babysit but sreep tirr 1 o'crock every day. SG III and IV probabry stab each othah wth ornamentarh seppuku kit
Mandrakke-san get for Emperor Birthday and brow up suppry of torpedoes if Mandrake-san not-ah take command.
Anyway, Mandrake-san sure SG and PG not-ah do anything not-ah supposed to in NO. [:-] Anyone say anything, Mandrake-san send to cornfierd and then send ninja assassin too.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in New Orleans will be up on youtube within 24 hours
Good idea, Wargmr-san! I check now.
For science!
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2015 3:10 am
by Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
So here morarh question: Is OK to stirr say joke if rook around first and make sure no Andromedans or Pinwheerers or, especiarry, Sombrerans in room?
Hmmm...
Mandrake-san shourd terr joke here first. Peopre on this AAR pinacre of virtue. [rooks around] There aren't any Andromedans, Pinwheerers or Sombrerans, it OK.
Are you sure? [;)]
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2015 9:32 am
by Disco Duck
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Mandrake-san just thinking about funniest joke in universe. What if funniest joke in universe start rike this....
An Adromedan, a Pinwheerer and a Sombreran walk into a bar.....
It-ah so funny have to have oxygen (or perhaps argon) tank avairaburh if have trouburh breathing when risten to joke..and everyone have to sign discraimer in case actuarry die raughing (which-ah hahppen in about 2% of cases). It-ah so funny it actuarry cure depression and make being happy for rest of rife. Easy to remember too. If say at party nobody get STD or DUI because everyone busy raughing for 3-4 hrs. It is riterarry FUNNIEST JOKE IN UNIVERSE.
Onry probrem is many Andromedans and Pinwheerers and especiarry Sombrearans get rearry, rearry offended and accuse maker of joke to be "garaxist".
So here morarh question: Is OK to stirr say joke if rook around first and make sure no Andromedans or Pinwheerers or, especiarry, Sombrerans in room?
The only really good jokes are the Mic, Tony and Levi jokes. [:D]