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ORIGINAL: Grollub

Evening tithe.

Leaving for a two week CAX. Unsure of Internet accessability. Have fun friends, and in my absence please (pick one);

1/ Have a good discussion on what the psychological impact would be, showing kids the T Toe of Doom.
2/ PM stuman and ask for tax tips
3/ Keep watch on our new (warspite1) master faberist.
4/ Help Steve keeping the Hippies off his lawn.
5/ Have a good natured discussion on which tank, Sherman or Panther, that was the best one.
6/ Post pictures of anything but girls clad in Dental Floss bikinis.
7/ Choose your own.

[:'(][:D]

Laters, Friends.

ETA: 8/ Call sprior 'sir" at least one time/day while at the same time moving between different locations in case he invents a way to stab you over the Internet [:'(][;)]

ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart

guys, if you haven't already seen it, don't, i repeat DON'T allow your significant other to talk you into seeing "The Black Swan"...you have been warned...[:-]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart

guys, if you haven't already seen it, don't, i repeat DON'T allow your significant other to talk you into seeing "The Black Swan"...you have been warned...[:-]

I liked it. Is being Russian a valid excuse? [:D]

ORIGINAL: Terminus

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart

guys, if you haven't already seen it, don't, i repeat DON'T allow your significant other to talk you into seeing "The Black Swan"...you have been warned...[:-]

I liked it. Is being Russian a valid excuse? [:D]

It was a superb film.

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

Excerpt from a film review on "Little Red Riding Hood" (No Stars)

"Catherine Hardwicke, fallen so far from her Lords of Dogtown days, crashing through the roof of the Twilight franchise to land in this steaming pile, brings us the worse interpretation of this well-known fable to date. Valerie, played by a vacant Amanda Seyfried, is a girl with no personality from an indeterminate time whose plywood set of a village is being stalked by a werewolf. Her fellow townsfolk are amazingly ignorant, ignoring the warning quite literally shouted at them by the one-note villain Father Soloman (Gary Oldman, who I can only assume lost some kind of bet)..."

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

Here's one to cheer you up, Yuri:

The commanding officer at the Russian military academy (the equivalent of a 4-star general in the U.S.) gave a lecture on Potential Problems and Military Strategy. At the end of the lecture, he asked if there were any questions.

An officer stood up and asked, "Will there be a third world war? And will Russia take part in it?"

The general answered both questions in the affirmative.

Another officer asked, "Who will be the enemy?"

The general replied, "All indications point to China."

Everyone in the audience was shocked. A third officer remarked, "General, we are a nation of only 150 million, compared to the 1.5 billion Chinese. Can we win at all, or even survive?"

The general answered, "Just think about this for a moment: In modern warfare, it is not the quantity of soldiers that matters but the quality of an army's capabilities. For example, in the Middle East we have had a few wars recently where 5 million Jews fought against 150 million Arabs, and Israel was always victorious."

After a small pause, yet another officer - from the back of the auditorium asked, "Do we have enough Jews?"

ORIGINAL: Grollub

Evening tithe.

Leaving for a two week CAX. Unsure of Internet accessability. Have fun friends, and in my absence please (pick one);

1/ Have a good discussion on what the psychological impact would be, showing kids the T Toe of Doom.
2/ PM stuman and ask for tax tips
3/ Keep watch on our new (warspite1) master faberist.
4/ Help Steve keeping the Hippies off his lawn.
5/ Have a good natured discussion on which tank, Sherman or Panther, that was the best one.
6/ Post pictures of anything but girls clad in Dental Floss bikinis.
7/ Choose your own.

[:'(][:D]

Laters, Friends.

ETA: 8/ Call sprior 'sir" at least one time/day while at the same time moving between different locations in case he invents a way to stab you over the Internet [:'(][;)]

ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart

guys, if you haven't already seen it, don't, i repeat DON'T allow your significant other to talk you into seeing "The Black Swan"...you have been warned...[:-]