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GRUMP!!!

It must be GLOBAL WARMING!

Imagine, at a pub in Yorkshire in England, about 60 patrons along with a band have been stuck there for three days due to a bunch of snow - 3 feet of snow! Which is almost a metre of snow!

I mean, having to drink all of that beer, ale, and other spirits there for THREE DAYS!?

GRUMP!!!

I mean, how come Al Gore assisted by Greta did not have a trusty flamethrower there to melt all of that snow to turn it into a tropical paradise!

GRUMP!!!

Grump.

Why would anyone be stuck if it is only one metre of snow?! [&:]

Grump

ORIGINAL: Orm

Grump.

Why would anyone be stuck if it is only one metre of snow?! [&:]

Grump

I agree. Grump....GP

ORIGINAL: btd64

ORIGINAL: Orm

Grump.

Why would anyone be stuck if it is only one metre of snow?! [&:]

Grump

I agree. Grump....GP

Because it is a public house - any excuse to extend the party, I would guess. But if they don't have the equipment to remove the snow . . .

Three to four centimeters of snow in central Texas shuts that place down!

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

ORIGINAL: btd64

ORIGINAL: Orm

Grump.

Why would anyone be stuck if it is only one metre of snow?! [&:]

Grump

I agree. Grump....GP

Because it is a public house - any excuse to extend the party, I would guess. But if they don't have the equipment to remove the snow . . .

Three to four centimeters of snow in central Texas shuts that place down!

Depending on the temperature....GP

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

ORIGINAL: btd64

ORIGINAL: Orm

Grump.

Why would anyone be stuck if it is only one metre of snow?! [&:]

Grump

I agree. Grump....GP

Because it is a public house - any excuse to extend the party, I would guess. But if they don't have the equipment to remove the snow . . .

Three to four centimeters of snow in central Texas shuts that place down!

I saw some pictures of the pub online- the highest in altitude in the UK, it claims. The snowfall may have been 3 feet but the drifts were over the tops of cars...GRUMP!

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

ORIGINAL: btd64





I agree. Grump....GP

Because it is a public house - any excuse to extend the party, I would guess. But if they don't have the equipment to remove the snow . . .

Three to four centimeters of snow in central Texas shuts that place down!

I saw some pictures of the pub online- the highest in altitude in the UK, it claims. The snowfall may have been 3 feet but the drifts were over the tops of cars...GRUMP!

In Sault Saint Marie in Michigan USA, they do tend to get a little snow there. Sometimes they would have to get out of a second story window so they can shovel out a door. Think of that and then think of someone in either a trailer house or a single story building, especially if it was a little ways away from the main area of the town.

Grump.

Would be fun, I think, to roll well in a game. At least once. To see how the opposite side has it.

Grump.


*stomps away grumbling*

Good evening, Gentlemen. Ladies.

ORIGINAL: Orm

Good evening, Gentlemen. Ladies.

You appear to be posting in the wrong thread [:D]

Grump....GP

Never can get anything right.

Grump.

*stomps away muttering*

Grump.

Do not like the new forum.

Grump

Orm wrote: Sun Feb 27, 2022 6:50 pm Grump.

Do not like the new forum.

Grump

Another symptom of geezerhood - we don't like change! And trying to teach old dogs new tricks!

BBfanboy wrote: Sun Feb 27, 2022 10:33 pm

Orm wrote: Sun Feb 27, 2022 6:50 pm Grump.

Do not like the new forum.

Grump

Another symptom of geezerhood - we don't like change! And trying to teach old dogs new tricks!

Cheers to grumpiness....GP

Subject: Fwd: Are We There Yet?

ROMANCE

Barb was lying in bed one night. Larry was falling asleep but Barb was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.

She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."

Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me... "

Mildly irritated, Larry reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my Neck..."

Angrily, Larry threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.

"Where are you going?" Barb asked.

"To get my teeth!"

DOWN AT THE REC-CENTER

80-year-old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!"

An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?"

Bessie thinks for a minute and then says, "Close enough."

OLD FRIENDS

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.

One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me... I know we've been friends for a long time but I just can't think of your name. I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is."

Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?"

SENIOR DRIVING

As a senior citizen was driving down the motorway, his car phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Vernon, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on I-25. Please be careful!"

"Hell," said Vernon, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

SUPERSEX

A little old lady who had lost her marbles was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she ran, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex." She ran up to an elderly man in a wheelchair, flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex."

He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup."

DRIVING

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to a major crossroad. The stop light was red, but they just went on through.

The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light."

After a few more minutes, they came to another major junction and the light was red again. Again, they went right through.

The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous.

At the next junction, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you know
that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!"

Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh! Am I driving?"

Please!!!! Tell me this won't happen to us!!!

Very funny. But I'm afraid that it's happening already. Grump....GP

What's already happening? Nobody tells me anything! Even you, G ....... umm, what was your last initial again?

I forgot why I wandered in here, I need to take out the trash and soak my teeth before I go to bed, good night sweetheart.

Don't forget to put on the diaper, dearie!

I lost an hour this morning and I can't find it anywhere. GRUMPHHHHHH