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ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

ORIGINAL: USS America

Good morning - Tithe. [&o][&o][&o]

Mike, I'll have that data to you about mid-morning. Have considered the title for our AAR? Or our team names? As we are both Parrot heads , how about that? I'm not sure how you can put that against poultry molesters and martian malcontents, but I'm sure you'll find the way.[:D][X(][&o]

I'll work up something based on the Jimmy theme. [8D]

ORIGINAL: Mynok

Clearly not....certainly there won't be any Threadwar planning going on.......

good. resistance is futile....

ORIGINAL: USS America

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

ORIGINAL: USS America

Good morning - Tithe. [&o][&o][&o]

Mike, I'll have that data to you about mid-morning. Have considered the title for our AAR? Or our team names? As we are both Parrot heads , how about that? I'm not sure how you can put that against poultry molesters and martian malcontents, but I'm sure you'll find the way.[:D][X(][&o]

I'll work up something based on the Jimmy theme. [8D]

When PO'd Pirate parrots counter-attack (look out below![X(])[:D]

You might consider some of his lesser known songs for inspiration like "Sending the old man home" or "Take it back!". The last one was done for the America's cup challenge. Or, you might give each installment a "parrot-head theme" or a title
of one of his songs. Or a variation of it. Like "Why don't we get drunk, we're screwed?". [:D] "Changes of lattitude, changes in Altitude"

ORIGINAL: Mynok

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

A "soon-to-be-in-meetings-all day" [8|] tithe.

Were you planning to get anything accomplished today? [:)]

Clearly not....certainly there won't be any Threadwar planning going on.......

Au contraire...they may have lease of my corporeal being for an hour, but they don't have my mindshare. While they're droning about this or that strategic initiative for the hundredth time, I am getting in plenty of Threadwar planning...[;)]

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

ORIGINAL: USS America

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve





Mike, I'll have that data to you about mid-morning. Have considered the title for our AAR? Or our team names? As we are both Parrot heads , how about that? I'm not sure how you can put that against poultry molesters and martian malcontents, but I'm sure you'll find the way.[:D][X(][&o]

I'll work up something based on the Jimmy theme. [8D]

When PO'd Pirate parrots counter-attack (look out below![X(])[:D]

You might consider some of his lesser known songs for inspiration like "Sending the old man home" or "Take it back!". The last one was done for the America's cup challenge. Or, you might give each installment a "parrot-head theme" or a title
of one of his songs. Or a variation of it. Like "Why don't we get drunk, we're screwed?". [:D] "Changes of lattitude, changes in Altitude"

I have "Take it back!" [:)]

I was already kicking around "Ran into a chum with a bottle of rum..."

Maybe the theme will change after '42, but I think you nailed it with "Why don't we get drunk, we're screwed?". [:D]

"The Geezer and The Kid"  [:'(] [:D]

"Chicken burger in paradise".
I'm going to have to go thru my mega set and look for titles![:D]

Save "Sending the old man home" for when you fire me. Or I leave for Maine next week..[:D]

ORIGINAL: USS America

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: USS America




Oh, geez. If Historiker reads this, he may cancel his flight back to Germany. [:D]

Is that good or bad?

Nope. Just the truth. [:'(]

Somebody knows me somehow, now...

Horrible weather here. 13° C. 24h ago, it was 30°... [:@]

Bruce, Mike and Mynok, it was really nice meeting you three!

Nice meeting you too...

Yeah, yeah... [:'(]

New page.  [8D]

Between meetings tithe...once more into the breach...

Lunch - Tithe. [&o]

Tithe

ORIGINAL: Historiker

ORIGINAL: USS America

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo




Is that good or bad?

Nope. Just the truth. [:'(]

Somebody knows me somehow, now...

Horrible weather here. 13° C. 24h ago, it was 30°... [:@]

Bruce, Mike and Mynok, it was really nice meeting you three!

Same Here!

This one is for Chickenboy....

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.

After a few seconds the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry your duck, Cuddles, is dead".
The distressed woman cryed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead.", replied the vet.

"How can you be so sure?", she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him at all. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black labrador retriver. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet petted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

The vet turned to his computer, hit a few keys and produced a bill which he gave to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$500 just to tell me my duck is dead!", she cried. The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the lab report and Cat scan it's now 500."

[:D]

I'm stealing that one, Bruce!  [:D]

Feel free. It was sent to me with the message pass it on.[8D]

Just emailed it to my veterinarian wife at home.  [:D]