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Looks like the Falklanders voted to stay British. Not sure if this speaks more to their good political sense or bad culinary sense. [&:]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

Looks like the Falklanders voted to stay British. Not sure if this speaks more to their good political sense or bad culinary sense. [&:]

The Argentinians only have themselves to blame, as maybe they should have forced the Islanders to develop a better culinary sense when they briefly held the Island. [:D]

Remember Stalin's motto; 'Death solves everything'. [:-]

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ORIGINAL: Schanilec

Black smoke. No Pope. I'm still in the running.[8D]

I'm out of contention. When I married my second wife, they put me in the "Henry VIII Club". [:D]

Pretty sure that means that you get to make up your own religion. "The Church of Rum and Coke"?

Sign me up!

ORIGINAL: Schanilec

Did first wife keep her head?[:D]

Literally..... yes.

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I'm out of contention. When I married my second wife, they put me in the "Henry VIII Club". [:D]

Pretty sure that means that you get to make up your own religion. "The Church of Rum and Coke"?

I would join that church [:'(]

All hail reverend Mike! [&o]

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Pretty sure that means that you get to make up your own religion. "The Church of Rum and Coke"?

I would join that church [:'(]

All hail reverend Mike! [&o]

Hey Mike, is this you? [:D]

Nah, but people mistake him for me all the time! [:D]

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ORIGINAL: Schanilec

Black smoke. No Pope. I'm still in the running.[8D]

I'm out of contention. When I married my second wife, they put me in the "Henry VIII Club". [:D]

So you have two wives Mike... That must be a bit hard on the wallet, and murder when they synchronize their periods. [:D]

murder when they synchronize their periods

You don't need 2 wives, just a wife and a teenage daughter.

Lucky for me my wife stopped before daughter started! [X(]

ORIGINAL: sprior

murder when they synchronize their periods

You don't need 2 wives, just a wife and a teenage daughter.

Is she still with that git who works at Home Depot? The daughter, I mean, not your wife....

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Nah, but people mistake him for me all the time! [:D]

"How shall we %$@& off, oh lord?"

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murder when they synchronize their periods

You don't need 2 wives, just a wife and a teenage daughter.

Is she still with that git who works at Home Depot? The daughter, I mean, not your wife....

Sadly yes. Good news is that they're going to different universities, many miles apart.

ORIGINAL: sprior

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You don't need 2 wives, just a wife and a teenage daughter.

Is she still with that git who works at Home Depot? The daughter, I mean, not your wife....

Sadly yes. Good news is that they're going to different universities, many miles apart.

Must be love. [:D]

Edit: For some reason I remembered my favorite line from the Walking Dead. "No man is ever good enough for your little girl....until one is".

Something tells me this one isnt. [:D]

Hello friends....

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You don't need 2 wives, just a wife and a teenage daughter.

Is she still with that git who works at Home Depot? The daughter, I mean, not your wife....

Sadly yes. Good news is that they're going to different universities, many miles apart.

The good thing is that he is going to university, and not planning on being a Home Depot associate for the rest of his life...

Morning!

Okay, time to sign off off for the night, but before I go, here's something to take a glance at later.

This has been confirmed as legit and actual, it's not a skit or a prank.

http://zanylol.com/accident.html

Hi all,

Good morning!


Leo "Apollo11"

Good morning - Tithe. [&o][&o][&o]

ORIGINAL: Odin

Hello friends....

Good to see you, Odin! How are things?