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RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 1:20 am
by rtrapasso
He avoided the ball, and was not otherwise physically injured...
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 1:20 am
by rtrapasso
Oh, lookee there... a double faber...
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 1:21 am
by rtrapasso
Anyway, the next day my father went bowling again...
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 1:22 am
by rtrapasso
But NOT at the alley that almost did him in! [:D]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 1:22 am
by rtrapasso
Apparently, people were pretty shaken up and amazed at the accident.
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 1:23 am
by rtrapasso
Nobody had ever seen anything like it before...
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 1:24 am
by rtrapasso
And, i don't recall they have little warning signs that say "WARNING - bowling balls coming out of ball return may simulate cannon balls."
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 1:24 am
by rtrapasso
They might put some of these up after the incident, however. [:'(]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 1:25 am
by rtrapasso
Some philosophers claim doing too much of what you love will kill you...
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 1:25 am
by rtrapasso
And i've seen and heard of numerous such incidents...
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 1:26 am
by rtrapasso
But i never really though bowling could kill you... hah!
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 1:27 am
by rtrapasso
i've heard of guys who like to work on cars getting killed when the car fell on them, and stuff like that...
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 1:27 am
by rtrapasso
In the "killer car" incident, it was up on a jack... well, temporarily...
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 1:28 am
by rtrapasso
When it came OFF the jack is when the car lover was done in...
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 1:29 am
by rtrapasso
The WEIRDIST case i've read about was the guy who loved his tractor...
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 1:29 am
by rtrapasso
i read about this in a forensic pathology journal many years ago (30??)
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 1:30 am
by rtrapasso
Anyway, this guy (a farmer), REALLY loved his tractor...
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 1:30 am
by rtrapasso
He would write love poems to it, etc. [X(]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 1:31 am
by rtrapasso
Apparently, he decided to, er, mate with his beloved...
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 1:31 am
by rtrapasso
This isn't very easy to accomplish, apparently...