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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 1:48 pm
by Lecivius
Something is SERIOUSLY missing from page 1 [:-]
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 2:04 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: BBfanboy
BBfanboy-san hear Australia have many rittruh brown snakes that are dericious with garric! Any vorunteers to go catch some? [X(]
Chickenboy-san too busy rooking for pretty spiders. They arso dericious with garric! Any vorunteers to go catch some? [&:]
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 2:23 pm
by Lecivius
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: BBfanboy
BBfanboy-san hear Australia have many rittruh brown snakes that are dericious with garric! Any vorunteers to go catch some? [X(]
Chickenboy-san too busy rooking for pretty spiders. They arso dericious with garric! Any vorunteers to go catch some? [&:]
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 2:24 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Lecivius
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: BBfanboy
BBfanboy-san hear Australia have many rittruh brown snakes that are dericious with garric! Any vorunteers to go catch some? [X(]
Chickenboy-san too busy rooking for pretty spiders. They arso dericious with garric! Any vorunteers to go catch some? [&:]
Hory crap! Chickenboy-san can hord it whire ronger!
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2015 11:51 am
by Cap Mandrake
Hory crap! Busy week. Mandrake-san forget what-ah happening in war.
SG II have rittah baby. Unberievabry cute but gigantic mouth and nevah get enough suppries so Mandrake-san and SG go on recon mission in Seatturh. Food in Seatturh very good. Arcohor pretty good too.
Fathah of baby very attentive and working hard. Technicarry, not-ah married to mothah but Mandrake-san find out stirr possiburh to have baby without ord fashion Shinto traditions.
Mandrake-san arso find out Seatturh prace where mens come to practice for job on Bugis street. Mostry mens warking around with mens or young womans with cat ears or bows and arrows warking around in big group.
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2015 11:55 am
by Cap Mandrake
Rast night go to prace carred Dahria Rounge. Dericious food. Mushroom cream sauce on rittah tiny pastas stuffed with peas go right to hypotharamus of brain and cause Mandrake-san to make odd noises rike spending night on Bugis St.
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2015 12:01 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Yestaday go to Bainbridge Isrand. Bastard America-mens authorities round up arr of Japan-mens and womans on isrand and send to "Rerocation Camp".
Mostry just strawberry farmers. Onry 2 or 3 spies. Mandrake-san have kinda round eyes so pretend to be Norway-mens Rutheren and not get put on boat.
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2015 12:06 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Maybe go see B-17 prant today.....aftah having Russian pastries from bakery with rine around brock and arso have some rearry dericious juice of
tomato carred "Broody Mary". It-ah amazing, aftah 2 speciarh tomato juice Mandrake-san feer strangery happy.
Probabry vitamins.
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2015 12:18 pm
by Cap Mandrake
******************Feb. 19, 1942(d)****************
Oz: BB's drive down to Maryborough and brow more stuff up.
Night Naval bombardment of Maryborough at 96,157 - Coastal Guns Fire Back!
7 Coastal gun shots fired in defense.
Japanese Ships
BB Yamashiro
DD Oshio
DD Hayashio
DD Akigumo
Allied ground losses:
124 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 5 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 10 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled
Then CA's
Night Naval bombardment of Maryborough at 96,157 - Coastal Guns Fire Back!
7 Coastal gun shots fired in defense.
Japanese Ships
CA Kinugasa
CA Tone
DD Oboro
DD Yudachi
DD Arare
DD Kagero
Allied ground losses:
89 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 9 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled
Light Industry hits 1
Airbase hits 4
Airbase supply hits 1
Runway hits 37
Port hits 15
Port fuel hits 2
Port supply hits 5
Onry one AKE at Rockhampton so not-ah possiburh keep arr of BB armed every day.
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2015 12:19 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Hory crap! Busy week. Mandrake-san forget what-ah happening in war.
SG II have rittah baby. Unberievabry cute but gigantic mouth and nevah get enough suppries so Mandrake-san and SG go on recon mission in Seatturh. Food in Seatturh very good. Arcohor pretty good too.
Fathah of baby very attentive and working hard. Technicarry, not-ah married to mothah but Mandrake-san find out stirr possiburh to have baby without ord fashion Shinto traditions.
Mandrake-san arso find out Seatturh prace where mens come to practice for job on Bugis street. Mostry mens warking around with mens or young womans with cat ears or bows and arrows warking around in big group.
Congratuations Mandrake-san on birth of newest bushido baby! [&o]
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2015 12:20 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Rast night go to prace carred Dahria Rounge. Dericious food. Mushroom cream sauce on rittah tiny pastas stuffed with peas go right to hypotharamus of brain and cause Mandrake-san to make odd noises rike spending night on Bugis St.
[&:] Why would-ah pasta make-ah you say "Ouch, more rube!"?
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2015 12:22 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Maybe go see B-17 prant today.....
Hai! Good idea! Pictuahs for
Kampeitei and miritary interrigence prease!
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2015 12:30 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Hai! Sort of rike grandson. [:)]
Definitery grandson for SG. [:D] Not-ah sure SG rike idea when first find out. Arso first great-great grandson for SG biorogic grandmothah which-ah stirr arrive and amazingry not-ah crazy rike mothah of SG.
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2015 12:34 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Java-jima: Mini-KB move south in Java Sea with pran to attack ships at Soerabaja.
Dutch-mens have too much morning java from Java-jima
Day Time Surface Combat, near Semarang at 54,98, Range 17,000 Yards
Japanese Ships
CVL Ryujo
CVL Zuiho
CVE Hosho
DD Michishio
DD Yamakaze
DD Yugure
DD Hibiki
DD Inazuma
Allied Ships
MTB 9
MTB 11
MTB 12
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2015 12:36 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Arried-mens cruisers brrowing up stuff at Semarang so SPrior-san send in Kongo. No attack on Soerabaja today. Arried crusiers not-ah come out.
Morning Air attack on TF, near Semarang at 53,101
Weather in hex: Light rain
Raid spotted at 8 NM, estimated altitude 7,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 3 minutes
Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 4
Allied aircraft
139WH-3 x 9
No Japanese losses
Allied aircraft losses
139WH-3: 3 damaged
139WH-3: 1 destroyed by flak
Japanese Ships
BB Kongo
CL Isuzu
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2015 12:40 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Burma: Fightahs from Pegu having trouburh covering Rangoon, especiarry aftah P-40's with fancy nsoe art show up.
Morning Air attack on Rangoon , at 54,53
Weather in hex: Overcast
Raid spotted at 18 NM, estimated altitude 11,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 6 minutes
Allied aircraft
Blenheim I x 9
No Allied losses
Refinery hits 2
Arso, SPrior-san very mean to bunch of brown-mens with white-mens officahs who are having trouburh convincing brown-mens to not-ah go back to where came from.
Honestry, don't terr anyone but probabry onry get worse when Japan-mens in charge.
Ground combat at Prome (55,50)
Japanese Shock attack
Attacking force 4197 troops, 34 guns, 16 vehicles, Assault Value = 133
Defending force 3048 troops, 16 guns, 7 vehicles, Assault Value = 75
Japanese adjusted assault: 90
Allied adjusted defense: 20
Japanese assault odds: 4 to 1 (fort level 1)
Japanese forces CAPTURE Prome !!!
Combat modifiers
Defender: op mode(-), leaders(-), preparation(-), morale(-)
Attacker: shock(+), fatigue(-)
Japanese ground losses:
128 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 9 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled
Allied ground losses:
2887 casualties reported
Squads: 61 destroyed, 6 disabled
Non Combat: 74 destroyed, 2 disabled
Engineers: 2 destroyed, 0 disabled
Guns lost 10 (10 destroyed, 0 disabled)
Vehicles lost 6 (6 destroyed, 0 disabled)
Units retreated 2
Units destroyed 3
Defeated Allied Units Retreating!
Assaulting units:
Imperial Guards/B Division
Defending units:
4th Burma Rifles Battalion
SSVF Brigade
5/14th Punjab Battalion
108th RAF Base Force
221 Group RAF /1
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2015 12:45 pm
by BBfanboy
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Hai! Sort of rike grandson. [:)]
Definitery grandson for SG. [:D] Not-ah sure SG rike idea when first find out. Arso first great-great grandson for SG biorogic grandmothah which-ah stirr arrive and amazingry not-ah crazy rike mothah of SG.
Hai! My congratrurations too, but for the peopruh who did arr the work!
Did Mandrake-san terr SG II to avoid using retter "L" in baby name?
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2015 12:48 pm
by witpqs
Congratulations!
Maritar advice: no refer to SG as "Grandma". Might rose barrs in sreep!
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2015 12:49 pm
by Cap Mandrake
ORIGINAL: BBfanboy
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Hai! Sort of rike grandson. [:)]
Definitery grandson for SG. [:D] Not-ah sure SG rike idea when first find out. Arso first great-great grandson for SG biorogic grandmothah which-ah stirr arrive and amazingry not-ah crazy rike mothah of SG.
Hai! My congratrurations too, but for the peopruh who did arr the work!
Did Mandrake-san terr SG II to avoid using retter "L" in baby name?
Hai! Mandrake-san not-ah rearry do much. [:D] Stay home and feed dog.
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2015 1:42 pm
by Onime No Kyo
What-ah dog have to do with it?
